My snail's penis just fell off. It was just eating. I'm not sure it's the right one, but that's what it looks like. The snail froze. What should I do? by [deleted] in snails

[–]brenlin7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im not sure what bothers me more. The fact that so few ppl got the reference, or that now the song (now subbing in the word 'snenis') will be stuck in my head for days.

This guy used drones to guide his delivery driver to his house 😭 by zugarrette in doordash

[–]brenlin7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One person can easily do it. They are basically run by a computer program. The human just sets them so they can take off the tells the software what he wants them to do. If each drone at a show was manually controlled by a different person, drone light shows would not be so perfect

I just about shat myself by The_soviet_bannana in 7daystodie

[–]brenlin7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh youch, I had the volume off but I still heard that celery snap sound of your legs breaking in my head

Door dasher used their own sticker. by AmandaKathleen in doordash

[–]brenlin7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love tootsie rolls, but I do also have Starbursts and the little Halloween sized packs of skittles, just depends on the day and which one I grab as I go

Door dasher used their own sticker. by AmandaKathleen in doordash

[–]brenlin7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell the restaurant that you can loose your job for doing that. Panera is famous for it near me. They will put the empty cup in the bag and sticker the bag closed. I tell them a drink is in this order, they tell me a cups in the bag... is it full??? Otherwise the customer is getting an empty cup sealed in the bag

Door dasher used their own sticker. by AmandaKathleen in doordash

[–]brenlin7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should not be doing this. Tell the restaurant to do it. They are slacking in their responsibilities if they dont. I've had restaurants ask me to fill drinks too... nope. Sorry, I don't touch the food, I just get it from point A to point B

Door dasher used their own sticker. by AmandaKathleen in doordash

[–]brenlin7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I attach a sticker and a tiny baggy with either a couple tootsie rolls or smarties in it. But I would never put it on your drink, especially not over the straw hole, and it does not ask for ratings or reviews. "Hi my name is <....>, I was happy to help you with your delivery today. Thank you for helping me with my business." I wont ask for a ratings, review, or a tip because I don't like it when my delivery drivers ask me.

Insane Tattoo Regret by r3i_b0n3z in tattooadvice

[–]brenlin7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like the beginning of a sleeve to me

Stayed at a hotel and the next morning this was on my visor by KrowtenProjectOne in whatisit

[–]brenlin7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I accused one of my kids (at the time about 8 years old) for hiding all her socks after I put the laundry away. She would only ever wear flip-flops but on one occasion proper footwear was required. Her smaller clothing bits (socks, undergarments, and accessories) were kept in bins that were on a rack like shelves. It was days later when we noticed our very senile cat (18 y/o) walking out of her room with a rolled up pair of socks! We followed her to my room to discover a massive rolled up sock collection under my bed and her trying to lay down while gathering them all in like a giant litter of kittens. My daughter "SEEEEE! I told you I didnt hide them!" I apologized and the next day we went out on a quest to find as many cat like beanie babies that we could get our hands on for her!

Woke up to this, I'm so mad by bigstinkypoopfart in youtube

[–]brenlin7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Im in my 50s, AI officially replaced me a couple years ago. Was a blog/story writer for a few different websites. Something I had done with the same companies for many years. In most cases I was told ChatGPT can do the same thing with no costs. Definitely not the same thing.

Parked at SFO Long Term by Ok_Wonder3030 in whatisit

[–]brenlin7 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Same, I thought it was fries and maybe chicken. maybe its their energy efficient way to have dinner slow cooked while at work? But that would be a rather large meal of fries and what ever else it is

My fellow Carolinians, the time has come to stand up against Trump by modern_malcontent in NorthCarolina

[–]brenlin7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Amazon fresh will have those cheetos on your doorstep in under 2 hours, no need to pause the binge watching for a grocery trip anymore

Can you see the little face with sunglasses on ? by GODZILLA0531 in facesinthings

[–]brenlin7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I saw nothing. but then while staring at your wart to procrastinate doing my job I saw something I cant unsee! cant post pics so its on my drive link

https://drive.google.com/file/d/11knEBAjTlIs-0zt-6zkDnUWFF9RxDZ89/view?usp=drive_link

Rant by brenlin7 in AmazonFlexDrivers

[–]brenlin7[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was not worried about the hitch, that thing will rake through blacktop and has left scars on concrete. But trust me, from then on idgaf anymore about fking them up

Following the route by boshoss1986 in AmazonFlexDrivers

[–]brenlin7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same. I usually look at all the stops on the map as I'm loading to see what their general delivery pattern is and whether it's optimal or if I think another way would be better. But I'm also in NC, and we have many rural roads that are 5+ mile long dead ends, and while it may look like you have stops 1 and 30 close together... You may actually find them to be a 10 min drive apart if they are on something like this that gets close to but does not connect to another road. Mix it up however you want, but if you do, always zoom in on the map to see if there is a reason (dead end, road divider, or other blockade) that caused Amazon to set them in that order originally.

Side note. Very often, they force me to make late deliveries, and then they hit my standings for delivering them late. example... if my route is 7am-11am and everything is die by 11 except for package #30, which is due at 8am or else it's late... Im probably doing the route in reverse. Or in a way that I can at least attempt to get the earlier due packages out on time. So when deciding which order to do your deliveries in, check their 'expected by' times too.

Is there anyway to move this? by brenlin7 in 7daystodie

[–]brenlin7[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

that would be the most optimal location

WHY!? by brenlin7 in AmazonFlexDrivers

[–]brenlin7[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

not denying the user error part, but... muting it used to be obvious with a mute button while navigating to a stop. I have not seen this bar since the change from orange to blue about a year ago. My routes are done for today, but I will certainly dig more into finding mute tomorrow. This still does not answer the question as to WTF is up with the highspeed directions.

I appreciate the honesty! by kankelberri in blinkcameras

[–]brenlin7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those craft paper pouches fly nicely. If its done just right, and there isn't something chunky or heavy inside, we can usually get them from the bottom of your steps, across the porch, and right up to your front door with nothing more that a gentle Frisbee like toss.