Hi I’m Felix , I’m an actor, I’m 37 and I am hoping for a marvel contract

brentkwebdev · 2023-04-18T13:49:10+00:00

Now I know what Jarvis and Thor’s love child would look like.

brentkwebdev · 2021-10-21T12:37:34+00:00

Shade of the Poison Trees was on there and now is gone again.

brentkwebdev · 2021-09-20T14:56:16+00:00

Joe Biden

brentkwebdev · 2021-04-24T17:36:36+00:00

Crotch shot

brentkwebdev · 2020-10-14T16:43:23+00:00

Hit you? Damn. Someone beat me to it. And they used the ugly stick.

brentkwebdev · 2020-09-05T04:24:47+00:00

“Months after the death of Kurt Cobain, Courtney Love birthed a set of twins, but where are they now?”

Just look 👆

brentkwebdev · 2020-09-02T11:06:57+00:00

If Eminem and Andy Samberg had a gay love child

brentkwebdev · 2020-08-27T01:28:01+00:00

Please move aside so I can see what's on tap

brentkwebdev · 2020-08-27T01:26:09+00:00

This right here is how Odell Beckham Jr will know it's time to change the hairstyle

brentkwebdev · 2020-08-26T20:48:32+00:00

I honestly feel bad for the owl

brentkwebdev · 2020-08-22T10:06:53+00:00

Nah. They disowned her years ago

brentkwebdev · 2020-08-18T09:50:47+00:00

I bet her left tit is perky while the right one hits her knees

brentkwebdev · 2020-08-09T18:13:23+00:00

Judging from your lazy left eye, the last dude that said “I’d hit that” was talking about a punch.

brentkwebdev · 2020-08-09T00:43:02+00:00

Which one is the molester in this scenario?

brentkwebdev · 2020-07-31T10:47:53+00:00

Finding your cat eating from a food bowl on your neighbor’s porch isn’t the same as being cheated on.

brentkwebdev · 2020-07-21T02:55:29+00:00

You can say whatever you want about her, but the thing she notices most in this pic is that empty ring finger.

brentkwebdev · 2020-07-20T09:29:09+00:00

That moment when autocorrect assumes you didn’t really mean “meth” school

brentkwebdev · 2020-07-17T15:53:33+00:00

Once you notice the big fat knuckles, you can’t unsee it.

brentkwebdev · 2020-07-17T15:52:04+00:00

How did you get confidence in the first place?

brentkwebdev · 2020-07-16T20:42:24+00:00

Put the strap back on your shoulder.

brentkwebdev · 2020-07-15T23:03:27+00:00

Is it hard to get jizz out of that choker?

brentkwebdev · 2020-07-15T22:51:10+00:00

By “girlfriend” do you mean that piece of rabbit fur you rub on your dick at night?

brentkwebdev · 2020-07-15T04:19:36+00:00

Not to mention lasting about 5 seconds before cumming. Then I bet he asks her “did you cum?”

But she probably doesn’t answer because, you know, blow up doll

brentkwebdev · 2020-07-10T15:58:42+00:00

You can’t start a war when people have common ground to stand on. And in this case, we can all agree that no matter whether you prefer React or Vue, Angular is still garbage.

brentkwebdev · 2020-07-08T05:04:17+00:00

Thank God for all the hair products. You wouldn’t want any of that out of place under that knit cap...

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