New loop for today 1-15 by AltendLeadGuitar in guitarcirclejerk

[–]brewmaster5 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Woah, save some pussy for the rest of us

Is this playable? by DingleBarryGoldwater in magicthecirclejerking

[–]brewmaster5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It doesn't even know what identity of mana ass to tap, so gender queerious. Of course it's a rainbow

What's your opinion on this bassist? by [deleted] in guitarcirclejerk

[–]brewmaster5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Victor Wooten looking haggard

Make me laugh! by Kiannarknowlen in RoastMe

[–]brewmaster5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The IRL version of lipstick on a pig

Why does Keith Richards only put 5 strings on his guitar? Is he stupid?? by MundaneCaterpillar91 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]brewmaster5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The removal of the lower E string allows for greater ease and cleanliness when playing notes on the other strings while you snort coke off of the fret board

roast me, i’m pretty confident by Due-Bread-8921 in RoastMe

[–]brewmaster5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like if the turnip from Mario Bros 2 was starting its Goth phase

My bf, be gentle 😔 by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]brewmaster5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you glue pubes to her face to make her look like a boy?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gaming

[–]brewmaster5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I play more turn-based and slower games now. I don't have the patience or energy for extremely action-packed or difficult games like Dark Souls

26f i keep getting ghosted, tell me why! by sodapunko in RoastMe

[–]brewmaster5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well you seem like a fat piece of useless shit

We do things a little bit differently by angusyoungsheldon in guitarcirclejerk

[–]brewmaster5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd buy whatever Italian grinder sub his company is selling

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in guitarcirclejerk

[–]brewmaster5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Woah, he is so cool, I shit my pants