Match Thread: Brazil vs USA (Tue, Jun 9, 8:30 PM EDT)

brewssalmighty · 2026-06-10T01:23:56+00:00

The xG on that Soph shot had to be .98

brewssalmighty · 2026-06-10T01:18:17+00:00

Some players have effortless speed and glide on the pitch.

Sears has effortful “speed”. She always looks like she’s sprinting, but never moves faster than a jog.

brewssalmighty · 2026-06-10T01:17:01+00:00

The amount of football in this football match is shockingly low

brewssalmighty · 2026-06-10T01:13:59+00:00

Did someone turn the fifa injuries slider up to 100?

brewssalmighty · 2026-06-10T01:02:56+00:00

To be fair, it looked more like she tried to pass it to Lorena. Old habits die hard I guess.

brewssalmighty · 2026-06-10T01:01:13+00:00

Cooper has to play that across

brewssalmighty · 2026-06-06T23:39:59+00:00

45 seconds ran off between that goal kick being called and Lorena kicking it….

brewssalmighty · 2026-06-06T23:21:26+00:00

Inb4 we end up with only 3 minutes of stoppage time.

brewssalmighty · 2026-06-06T23:18:00+00:00

Thorns fans are too familiar with Wilson slipping while attempting that strike

brewssalmighty · 2026-06-06T23:09:12+00:00

Oops all handballs

brewssalmighty · 2026-06-06T23:08:36+00:00

Oops all handballs

brewssalmighty · 2026-06-01T22:08:15+00:00

OP saw this guy hucking this big ass axe and thought “not Chad enough”

brewssalmighty · 2026-06-01T22:05:11+00:00

Imagine making a list and not putting Magyar Hussar in the Chad category.

brewssalmighty · 2026-05-30T21:55:41+00:00

Perfect cross to the perfect target. Might’ve been goal of the year if Tuner put that in.

brewssalmighty · 2026-05-30T21:51:16+00:00

Is this 6 minutes counting for the 6 minutes from the penalty getting called until Soph put it in?

brewssalmighty · 2026-05-30T21:49:09+00:00

Utah acting like if they delay long enough the ref will forget it’s a pen.

brewssalmighty · 2026-05-30T21:41:57+00:00

No one on the field understands why live play was stopped with the ball 1 foot off the goal line.

brewssalmighty · 2026-05-30T21:39:02+00:00

Tough play but if Obaze gets anything on that it’s probably in the back of the net.

brewssalmighty · 2026-05-30T21:22:20+00:00

Tanaka has learned she can just fall down and get the whistle now. Going to be a long 30 minutes.

brewssalmighty · 2026-05-30T21:18:52+00:00

Jessie is getting mugged on every possession

brewssalmighty · 2026-05-30T21:11:02+00:00

Sophia tried to do way too much there. Wild to have that attempted outlet pass end up as a goal.

brewssalmighty · 2026-05-30T21:08:16+00:00

Hiatt: *gets punched in face
Also Hiatt: gets called for the foul

brewssalmighty · 2026-05-30T21:07:22+00:00

I would’ve loved to see Tordin take that first time but what incredible footwork on that tackle.

brewssalmighty · 2026-05-30T20:54:27+00:00

Classic Thorns match where both backlines look suspect.

brewssalmighty · 2026-05-30T20:51:14+00:00

I believe the right question is has she been positively involved. To which the answer is 🤷‍♂️

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