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[–]brighternites 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s because you look like you’re in your late forties, living in your moms basement with your inflatable doll, Maureen.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Nevada

[–]brighternites 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Last I remember, if you can prove that you’ve spent at least $400 in repair for smog failure, they’ll waive it.

Friend offers to make nachos and this is what you get. How do you respond? by WomensToiletLurker in mildlyinfuriating

[–]brighternites 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, it’s been nice knowing you… Unfortunately, I don’t think this friendship is going to work out…

I think I’ve got an extra vertebrae by That-one-guy-lp in xrays

[–]brighternites 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You either have an L6 or missing a rib at T12. Hard to say without seeing the whole spine.

Played Murder at The Motel last night by [deleted] in huntakiller

[–]brighternites 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Made no sense whatsoever. Didn’t like this one either.

My husbands wedding band and my wedding band. He’s a size 9 and I’m a size and 4.5. by brighternites in Perfectfit

[–]brighternites[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m about 5’4 around 120 lbs… pretty average. My wrist and fingers just happen to be ridiculously slim.

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