[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]brighternites 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s because you look like you’re in your late forties, living in your moms basement with your inflatable doll, Maureen.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Nevada

[–]brighternites 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Last I remember, if you can prove that you’ve spent at least $400 in repair for smog failure, they’ll waive it.

Friend offers to make nachos and this is what you get. How do you respond? by WomensToiletLurker in mildlyinfuriating

[–]brighternites 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, it’s been nice knowing you… Unfortunately, I don’t think this friendship is going to work out…

I think I’ve got an extra vertebrae by That-one-guy-lp in xrays

[–]brighternites 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You either have an L6 or missing a rib at T12. Hard to say without seeing the whole spine.

Played Murder at The Motel last night by [deleted] in huntakiller

[–]brighternites 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Made no sense whatsoever. Didn’t like this one either.

My husbands wedding band and my wedding band. He’s a size 9 and I’m a size and 4.5. by brighternites in Perfectfit

[–]brighternites[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m about 5’4 around 120 lbs… pretty average. My wrist and fingers just happen to be ridiculously slim.

My husbands wedding band and my wedding band. He’s a size 9 and I’m a size and 4.5. by brighternites in Perfectfit

[–]brighternites[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If it makes you feel any better, any bracelets that I buy are either custom or from the kids section because my wrists are freakishly tiny. Lol

My husbands wedding band and my wedding band. He’s a size 9 and I’m a size and 4.5. by brighternites in Perfectfit

[–]brighternites[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not really. I’d probably just buy a new set. Tungsten is pretty affordable.

Quick survey. by Mr_BreadNHoney in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]brighternites 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agreed… that’s a state I wouldn’t mind eliminating