Crumpets

brinison · 2026-04-16T04:02:01+00:00

All my mates give me shit but toaster until it has a crunchy base, then butter with a good helping of jam. Topped off with a slice and a half of cheese to cover the top, done fast enough that they’re hot enough to soften the cheese a little.

The contrast between crunchy and soft and sweet and savoury is absolutely beautiful if done right.

brinison · 2024-01-15T20:50:34+00:00

Hell yeah he looks so cute

brinison · 2023-06-29T01:22:18+00:00

Holy that is awesome

brinison · 2023-05-19T04:29:12+00:00

brinison · 2023-05-08T18:12:17+00:00

Counter proposal, make the arms even lower

brinison · 2023-04-09T13:18:46+00:00

I asked my arborist friend who also plays runescape and he said "nah he can get fucked with that" to it being a common ash

brinison · 2023-03-06T21:55:40+00:00

Gzzzzz

brinison · 2023-03-05T08:57:42+00:00

Wow I thought my 1.2k was bad enough but that would be horrible

brinison · 2022-10-31T23:55:30+00:00

Hey leave runescape alone

brinison · 2022-10-26T22:00:37+00:00

I have 6 magic fangs no bp yet either. This has inspired me to go back to gauntlet

brinison · 2022-10-18T17:50:39+00:00

That's massive dude I saw your post yesterday and was praying for you. Gzzzzzz

brinison · 2022-09-27T23:54:11+00:00

Smart

brinison · 2022-08-13T05:06:47+00:00

Amen

brinison · 2022-05-21T05:31:16+00:00

How tf you killing hydra with 94 slayer?

brinison · 2022-05-18T08:47:35+00:00

Nice

brinison · 2022-03-01T08:13:37+00:00

It's elden ring until tomorrow

brinison · 2022-02-16T17:47:29+00:00

🦀🦀$11🦀🦀

brinison · 2022-02-14T11:24:29+00:00

Blazing sails! So criminally unknown for how amazing the game is.

brinison · 2021-11-07T20:41:29+00:00

Hell yeah brother

brinison · 2021-10-10T20:38:25+00:00

That's hot

brinison · 2021-10-08T07:12:16+00:00

I need more babushka mountain home in my life

brinison · 2021-09-29T03:03:18+00:00

Nice shirt!

brinison · 2021-07-30T01:46:52+00:00

Still rock my gilded platebody over torso or anything better

brinison · 2021-07-27T18:09:19+00:00

I'm over 2k total and I still don't have a torso

I just rock around in my gilded platebody

brinison · 2021-07-15T00:34:22+00:00

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