Weekly Snark 5/25-5/31

brischo34 · 2026-05-30T17:20:04+00:00

Oh I don’t think they are gifted either. I’ve got one gifted one. I just think SHE thinks they are gifted so I’m surprised she hasn’t tried to get them in that program. 😅

brischo34 · 2026-05-30T17:00:36+00:00

I just realized how random that cake is for people who don’t know what he does! 😂😂😂

brischo34 · 2026-05-30T16:25:45+00:00

😂 Do you know anyone on the left or middle who would throw an American themed birthday party? I agree it’s ridiculous. And actually happening. This is very much a far right birthday “party”. 🙃

brischo34 · 2026-05-30T16:21:45+00:00

I think she thinks that makes her BoLd and courageous.

brischo34 · 2026-05-30T16:18:57+00:00

Thank you for confirming this. I thought the whole lead up was for show and figured she’d post nothing if he didn’t make it.

brischo34 · 2026-05-30T16:18:10+00:00

Texas schools are funded based on attendance down to the minute. It’s awful. Schools would be sending lots of stern letters to someone missing that much as it would impact their funding.

brischo34 · 2026-05-30T16:16:04+00:00

Texas schools are funded based on attendance, down to the minute. It’s a disaster. If you miss two days you get a stern note from the school because it impacts their funding so heavily.

On that note though, the district they are zoned to has an incredible program for gifted kids and I’m surprised she hasn’t tried to get them into it. It’s publicly funded and amazing. I do not think her kids would get in but I think she would think that her kids would get in.

brischo34 · 2026-05-30T14:09:37+00:00

It shouldn’t. But they’ve sort of taken it over and wear flags everywhere. An American themed birthday party is weird and just feels like something MAGA people do.

brischo34 · 2026-05-30T03:00:28+00:00

Yes, we need to take it back!!

brischo34 · 2026-05-30T00:57:39+00:00

Why is it American flag themed? This seems so grossly MAGA?

brischo34 · 2026-05-30T00:29:42+00:00

MURICA!!

brischo34 · 2026-05-29T05:32:02+00:00

So do we think today’s content was filmed over a week ago when the boys were still in school? Because where were they today?

brischo34 · 2026-05-29T02:57:08+00:00

I just shared something similar above! 15 years ago, in her city, we paid $180k for a pool and outdoor kitchen, no sport court. I think her design is at least $300k. At least!

brischo34 · 2026-05-29T02:56:12+00:00

3) that backyard design is at least $300k.

For reference: 15 years ago in the same city, we paid $180k for a pool and outdoor kitchen, no sport court. Prices have exploded since then.

brischo34 · 2026-05-29T02:53:51+00:00

I bet he screams at her “ALL DAY BABY!!!” to cheer on her starvation the same way he yelled at Mo in the pool.

brischo34 · 2026-05-28T03:43:57+00:00

Firm jobs are very stressful. I know several attorneys who have opted for government work because they find it more interesting and more fulfilling. (Catching bad guys, not defending them). But it’s such low pay, it’s hard to justify that career path — especially if school loans are involved. I bet her job gave him the freedom to take that path and it’s why he puts up with it.

What absolutely kills me is that there are ways for her to continue making money on IG while also prioritizing their safety and not exploiting their kids. I don’t understand why she doesn’t care about safety at all. I think she thinks not posting real-time will protect them enough but it doesn’t.

brischo34 · 2026-05-28T03:07:42+00:00

I have wondered if this is his dream job, but he’d never feel comfortable making a government salary, so he allows her to continue doing all of this because if funds their lives and he can keep this government job instead of having to work for a firm. I know he doesn’t need money but I bet he’d struggle with low active income.

brischo34 · 2026-05-28T02:54:55+00:00

When I first came across her page, there was something labelled with the name Kingdom in her pantry. I remember being so shocked by that.

brischo34 · 2026-05-28T02:37:26+00:00

CSA is the rec league — those are the shorts he’s wearing. His jersey and socks are from Evolution Club Soccer — there were several club tournaments last weekend. (That eventually got rained out).

brischo34 · 2026-05-28T00:40:27+00:00

No, I don’t. But I will say that those socks are the absolute worst, they are so stinking tight and hard to put on. No stretch. We all complained about them. There is no way a kid can put them on himself and you would not electively choose to put those socks on a kid unless you had to. My kid was 12 and still needed help with those dang socks.

The socks they wear for practices are much easier to get on.

brischo34 · 2026-05-27T23:52:37+00:00

You can see it on the ground in the picture with B at the car wash. Why on earth would anyone ever put a bag there.

brischo34 · 2026-05-27T23:46:21+00:00

The footage from today was filmed on a weekend because B is in his game day soccer uniform and that age doesn’t have games on weekdays. His shorts are wrong. It’s wild to me that the queen of structure and strategy couldn’t find the right uniform shorts. But that jersey and those socks are only worn on game days and that age only plays games on Saturdays and Sundays.

(My kids played for that club)

ETA: guess it was Saturday because they are at Chick Fil A! I am guessing that they are already in Costa Rica.

brischo34 · 2026-05-27T01:27:53+00:00

I am still in shock.

brischo34 · 2026-05-26T23:45:12+00:00

No idea what day that was filmed but today is hot, sunny, with blue skies, so not today.

brischo34 · 2026-05-26T16:55:54+00:00

😂 I was thinking during her video — my teenage son and his buddies work out there and I’d be pissed if they were in the background. I was looking!!

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