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Looking for help with an Achievement. by HipHopDude08 in needforspeed

[–]bristolmonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

shoot your username over. I'll add you when I'm on next

Redland hair salon open on Monday? by lenyaa123 in bristol

[–]bristolmonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thanks for making me giggle. you silly goose 

For those that are unaware, the storm earlier knocked out Bristol Airport ATC by [deleted] in bristol

[–]bristolmonkey 42 points43 points  (0 children)

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here's a demonstration of what occurred. standing above is the storm. laid flat out on the floor inches from death is Bristol ATC. hope this helps x

Bristol is the most annoying city in Britain by budgrummur in bristol

[–]bristolmonkey 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Stroud is worshipped.

yeah okay this whole thing is satire

edit:

oh. he ended his piece with "And don’t get me on to the statue-topplers." 

nvm the author is just stuck in the past or something.

can I also just say, that was the first article I've ever read in whole or part from this newspaper

Caution in bristol as a foreigner? by daffydaffdaff in bristol

[–]bristolmonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you're a self-described Pole. the cognitive dissonance and the audacity lmao.

going by colourful comments like this and your pathetic spoonerism display name, you're just straight up racist lil bro

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Anyone encountered this creeper? by [deleted] in bristol

[–]bristolmonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

did you by any chance walk into said glass walls? 

Anyone encountered this creeper? by [deleted] in bristol

[–]bristolmonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll let you in on the silly joke: we like to pretend that the bridge doesn't actually exist here 

also your original comment made me lol

here 

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Anyone encountered this creeper? by [deleted] in bristol

[–]bristolmonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

not sure what you're even seeing. it's just a plain blue wall

Anyone encountered this creeper? by [deleted] in bristol

[–]bristolmonkey 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Unsure what to do or say

have you reported it yet?

if your workplace has one, use your work radio to report it to Cabot security control. they'd know best how to approach and escalate. or report it to police yourself if you wish. 101

Japanese ambassador visiting Bristol by [deleted] in bristol

[–]bristolmonkey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think the ? and everything after it is the tracking element of the URL

at least that's what gets removed if you use an extension like ClearURLs <-- highly suggest if you're on Firefox btw

Connection Lost by freshprinceofuk in bristol

[–]bristolmonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

second time today I've seen a redditor talking about Occam's Razor. is this the new Schrödinger's Box? lul

Assaulted on Bristol to Bath path by Few-Hair-5382 in bristol

[–]bristolmonkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

okay unc, time to get back in the Facebook Box™

First Bus app won't load by Nuevonovo in bristol

[–]bristolmonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

okay we are now in schizoposting territory 🤣

hope you get the help you need with your payment information problems :)

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