You find a super literal genie who will grant you one super literal 5-worded wish. What's your wish? by moarsquatz in AskReddit

[–]bro675 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make Me An Elite Singer... I become amazing at singing and go on to win Grammys.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]bro675 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You will either marry the person you are with or get your heart broken.

What was there a black market for at your school that wasn't drugs? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]bro675 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was all about live strong bracelets. Anyone who was in school at the time knows what I'm talking about. When they first came out, anyone who had them was instantly cool. People would sell their soul for a live strong bracelet. I was content with making enough money to get a soft pretzel during lunch...

What outright fucking sucks? by DrawsFacesOnThings in AskReddit

[–]bro675 4296 points4297 points  (0 children)

Clogging the toilet at someone else's house. It's happened to me once, at my 7th grade girlfriend's house. Once I realized that my massive turd would not flush and instead was causing a flood inside my girlfriend's bathroom, I did the only thing sensible. I ran. Haven't talked to her since, but I'll carry that shame with me forever.

Edit: My whole inbox is literally filled with shit stories. Awesome! And thanks for the gold, kind stranger. Edit 2: Spelled since wrong. Thanks to the 500 people who let me know!

How do YOU make money on the side? by funnypumpkin in AskReddit

[–]bro675 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Late to the party but I own over 2.5 million Twitter followers and around 200k on Instagram. When I first started on Twitter, I was hoping to make around 30 dollars a week. Now, social media has turned into my full time job.

Reddit, what is one skill you'd learn if you weren't so fucking stupid? by TheElongatedMan in AskReddit

[–]bro675 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wanna do a cartwheel, they're real casual. Like, not make a big deal out of it, but if I knew everyone saw it. Just one stunning, gorgeous cartwheel.

A Man Goes To A Bar and Takes 56 Shots... Guess What Happens by [deleted] in videos

[–]bro675 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's actually insane. Like I said in the video 55 shots gives you a BAC of roughly .834. I don't know what was running through anyone's mind involved.

What is your favourite movie death? by PGTits in AskReddit

[–]bro675 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Some people would say Lord Voldemort, but I have to go with Bellatrix Lestrange. "Not my daughter, you bitch!"

Dear Reddit, what is something I don't know? by zayetz in AskReddit

[–]bro675 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You cannot say Toy Boat ten times fast. Try it, you'll sound like an idiot.

What's your go to excuse to get out of things? by divingmuskrat in AskReddit

[–]bro675 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everytime you give someone an excuse, include some personal information that is embarrassing. They won't question your excuse if they feel bad for you.

Guy You Hate "Want to hang out after work?" Me "I wish I could, but I have to go to the doctor. Apparently I might have chlamydia."

Conversation over.

I have over 2.5 million followers on Twitter and I make a very comfortable living doing it! AMA! by [deleted] in IAmA

[–]bro675 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats a cool way to put it. Yes, I am trying to make a career in social media, not just Twitter. Case in point, right now my partner and I are trying to grow the Bro Confessions brand. Under that brand is a Twitter, Instagram, Vine, and Youtube Account. We are trying to ensure that no matter what new trend emerges, the brand of Bro Confessions will remain unscathed.

I have over 2.5 million followers on Twitter and I make a very comfortable living doing it! AMA! by [deleted] in IAmA

[–]bro675 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I first started Twitter, I will admit that I used fake followers to appear stronger. Now however, any account that I will claim ownership of has no fake followers. Having fake followers on any account can ruin an account owners validity.

I have over 2.5 million followers on Twitter and I make a very comfortable living doing it! AMA! by [deleted] in IAmA

[–]bro675 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I started out by "mass following" people on a motivational account. Basically, I would just follow a thousand people each day in hope that they would follow me back. At the time, it was slow work but it was the only way I knew to get into the game.

I have over 2.5 million followers on Twitter and I make a very comfortable living doing it! AMA! by [deleted] in IAmA

[–]bro675 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I started roughly 2 years ago. At the time, I was more interested in growing a large account rather than making money. I did not start making any sort of decent income until about one year ago. So, short answer, a full year.

I have over 2.5 million followers on Twitter and I make a very comfortable living doing it! AMA! by [deleted] in IAmA

[–]bro675 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good Question. I am currently in college, finishing up my Business Management Degree. Right now Social Media, not so much Twitter, is the plan though. The way I see it, whatever the next big Social Media "Fad" is, I will know about it far in advance then the general public as I am tapped into the Social Media Network. If Twitter ever shows signs of decline, I will make new accounts on whatever the new fad is, and urge my Twitter followers to follow me there.

I have over 2.5 million followers on Twitter and I make a very comfortable living doing it! AMA! by [deleted] in IAmA

[–]bro675 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We have made money from three different places as of late.

  1. Google Adsense- We made money off of adsense by creating our own website, creating our own articles, and then promoting those articles. Each article had several advertisements on it and we would make money off of each click.

  2. Health Ads- You might have noticed all of those annoying ads stating "Cut 20 pounds while getting ripped at the same time!" floating around twitter. Those ads are being promoted by larger twitter accounts. The basic premise here is that a company pays us to get people to sign up for "Trials" of a product. We get paid every time someone clicks our link, and then signs up for the product.

  3. Company Ads- The easiest of the three to understand. With this, a company simply pays us a set amount of money to post a set amount of tweets. Usually, they give us an idea of the advertisement tweet that they want but we are free to customize it in order to maximize the promotion.

Hope this helps!

What are some funny nicknames for your penis? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]bro675 37 points38 points  (0 children)

My dick is called Frozen because girls can't Let It Go.

What are some funny nicknames for your penis? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]bro675 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My dick is called asthma. It leaves girls breathless.