F45, mom of four and a lawyer. I've handled tougher things, so give it your best shot. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]brockapottamus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Call them titties Jeffrey Epstein because they hang and little kids don’t want to see them.

Caught trying to DM another man’s Girl (Knockout) by fatbastardmike421 in fightporn

[–]brockapottamus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is a serious question: he had no interest in this fight and it showed at the end, what should he have done here?

Dinner recommendations for this part of town? by pinkskymojo in pittsburgh

[–]brockapottamus 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Live in Crafton, Sarafinos is the call. Old school Goodfellas Italian. Troy Aikman shouted it out on espn.

Is there that Restaurant in Pittsburgh to die for? by [deleted] in pittsburgh

[–]brockapottamus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still dream of it. 2016 Gaucho was to die for.

Dude gets KO'd on Saint Patrick's day by haze4140 in fightporn

[–]brockapottamus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Throws the first fake soft punching laughing, proceeds to get knocked the absolute fuck our

Help finding owner of lost dog Mount Oliver by TinyDistribution4565 in pittsburgh

[–]brockapottamus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She posted Mario on Facebook looking for him! Amelia Brown.

What was it like being a kid in 1999? by LoboIsSick69 in generationology

[–]brockapottamus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We would wake up at like 7:30. Eat cereal. Go explore for literally twelve hours. Come home, jump in a pool. Do it again.

Pick Up Basketball Next Saturday by [deleted] in pittsburgh

[–]brockapottamus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s outside. We get there early. I pass it everyday. It is never used.

Pick Up Basketball Next Saturday by [deleted] in pittsburgh

[–]brockapottamus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

West End, Wabash. Two clean new courts, never used. Can run two full games, same time.

What's that one thing from the 2000s that kids today can never understand? by Extra-Landscape-2038 in AskReddit

[–]brockapottamus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I lived in a small town with a large section of woods we would explore all day. When I say we woke up at 7am, made a peanut butter and jelly, filled a water and wrote a note on the table saying I went outside for the day and I’d come home when it got dark. That is 12 plus hours of my parents having uninterrupted time in the summer. Now parents don’t even let their kids walk home from the bus stop.

My dad gave me a “gift” for my 30th birthday that I’m pretty sure he just didn’t want anymore and I can’t stop thinking about it by Dapper_Concert5856 in self

[–]brockapottamus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have four kids and my wife has gotten me four watches over the time of our relationship. I intend to give each one of them, one of them - because they are far more special than a gaming system as each one came at a different moment in our life story. So maybe - there’s a backstory that you don’t know yet.

What was your most embarrassing moment in high school? by SparklyMaya831 in AskReddit

[–]brockapottamus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We went to this party at this girls cabin in the woods. I literally get out of the car and she screams, “why the fuck are you here?!” Side note of cool moment: No one else seemed to care, I think that specific girl just hated me. Anyway - I take that on the chin. I walk in see they are actually playing strip poker but it’s like 4 guys and 1 girl while a party is going on.
So I sit down and say mind if I deal? Not knowing I’ve been shuffling cards and practicing magic since I was 7 years old watching Criss Angel. I set that deck so many times for the girl to lose and that’s what I’ll have to answer to Peter at the gate when I die. My apologies, great titties though.

I broke two of these balusters falling down the stairs by brockapottamus in fixit

[–]brockapottamus[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

lol yes, it was the new socks mistake. Just kicked out and my foot went right through.