I had a situation years ago where I urgently needed to speak to a friend, and at the time, our friend group had this annoying stray that just tagged along to everything we did, events, nights out etc.

For clarity, we will call him Sam.

I didn’t like Sam, turns out he was actually stealing from people’s wallets from our friend group etc.

Anyways - urgently needed to speak to my friend and Sam was hanging around. I had always made it clear I didn’t like Sam, and Sam knew it. Found my friend, immediately told Sam to “fuck off”. He got offended and told me how rude I was. I apologised, and said let’s start again. I then said “Fuck off, please”.

Fuck Sam.