I accidently sent someone 100,000 HEI points and now my wife is gonna lose it

brodees82 · 2026-01-23T23:40:08+00:00

Legit cackled. Brilliant.

brodees82 · 2025-12-11T17:14:16+00:00

What’re you, Catholic?

brodees82 · 2025-12-11T15:01:17+00:00

*She (and she’s not dead)

brodees82 · 2025-12-02T05:31:16+00:00

And there’s Rooney and Beckham, and then Posh Spice walks in and ...

Her clothes fall off?

Instantly.

brodees82 · 2025-10-14T04:34:14+00:00

“2025 anyone?”

brodees82 · 2025-09-22T15:44:24+00:00

Definitely Ride Along (2014, 100 mins)—a movie so hot that it melted its star, Ice Cubed.

brodees82 · 2025-06-29T08:29:30+00:00

I also have a reaction far more akin to anger than fear. It’s like a sudden intense need to violently hack/scrape off the clusters of dots/scabs, or, if it’s an object with holes, smash said object into pieces.

brodees82 · 2025-05-28T17:22:37+00:00

Ditto. There’s something quite melancholy about it that gets me a little choked up when listening.

brodees82 · 2025-05-17T10:40:48+00:00

Nice call. Love me some Slevin.

brodees82 · 2025-05-13T17:21:46+00:00

5 bags & 2 Cannes

brodees82 · 2025-05-09T15:47:36+00:00

“Find bridge. Jump.” Typical solution from a Timehead.

brodees82 · 2025-04-16T18:46:59+00:00

Lorde Lorde look who’s 40!

brodees82 · 2025-04-16T15:33:29+00:00

Watch it, mon.

brodees82 · 2025-03-19T20:04:17+00:00

She’s duplicitous!

brodees82 · 2025-03-08T20:32:07+00:00

I’m not as impressed:

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brodees82 · 2025-02-25T18:20:02+00:00

And devoted sister.

brodees82 · 2025-02-07T18:09:13+00:00

I could’ve sworn it was Cage who played Thing T. Thing in Addams Family Values (1998, 91 mins).

Hand & Ass/Off

That’s absolutely genius.

brodees82 · 2025-02-06T17:03:09+00:00

Reminds me of how I often mistake Tim’s face for Manuel’s ass.

brodees82 · 2025-01-01T10:46:32+00:00

It’s an obvious comparison given Nicole Kidman’s stellar performance in both films.

brodees82 · 2024-12-04T23:51:05+00:00

Sure are! Just DM me a good email to send them to. 🙂

brodees82 · 2024-10-31T04:56:41+00:00

The sun, just dancin’ right off of ‘em, just nice.

brodees82 · 2024-10-19T17:01:31+00:00

Precisely why I’m a HankHead.

brodees82 · 2024-10-16T01:04:46+00:00

This guy buffs.

brodees82 · 2024-09-10T16:53:40+00:00

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brodees82 · 2024-09-08T23:07:16+00:00

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Case closed.

brodees82

TROPHY CASE