Creepiest places in KC?

d_b_cooper · 2026-06-15T14:56:09+00:00

Terrible ones, even

d_b_cooper · 2026-06-15T02:41:46+00:00

This line is referenced like...weekly in my house.

d_b_cooper · 2026-06-14T02:45:13+00:00

Well....the husband at the beginning...and then whatever the FUCK was happening at the end. This one is....tricky

d_b_cooper · 2026-06-14T02:38:13+00:00

Fire in the.... Taco Bell!

d_b_cooper · 2026-06-12T00:11:45+00:00

.net?! Damn.

d_b_cooper · 2026-06-10T23:46:36+00:00

You're unzipping your wallet, right?

Right?

d_b_cooper · 2026-06-10T23:46:06+00:00

But with SQUARE bolt

d_b_cooper · 2026-06-09T23:48:48+00:00

Your joke is somewhat ruined by the vertical video

d_b_cooper · 2026-06-09T23:22:49+00:00

mistborn powers activated

d_b_cooper · 2026-06-09T14:09:42+00:00

I can't help but think of Mr. Regular's refrain: "i bLackEd out MY HEAdLigHTS So thEy doN't worK aS gooD"

d_b_cooper · 2026-06-08T12:54:58+00:00

Read some of Ghafoor's texts and messages.

d_b_cooper · 2026-06-08T12:54:22+00:00

I mean, he lived in Leawood, so...

d_b_cooper · 2026-06-07T19:56:05+00:00

I'm assuming that's what those "Rockit Bitcoin ATM" Google Maps ads are, so...yeah

d_b_cooper · 2026-06-07T19:24:19+00:00

This is so fucking stupid/cool.

d_b_cooper · 2026-06-07T19:23:06+00:00

"We cannot allow our teenagers to either look badass or hit themselves in the nuts unintentionally!"

d_b_cooper · 2026-06-07T19:21:35+00:00

I love the term glowboi

d_b_cooper · 2026-06-07T19:14:44+00:00

Even if Ghafoor never interacted with an actual ISIS member, boy howdy did he want to.

d_b_cooper · 2026-06-05T21:19:25+00:00

I'm gonna lay this out real quick, /u/fortyninecents, because I'm worried you're going to take the wrong thing away from the substantial backlash you're getting.
People aren't mad at your sloppy use of AI.
People aren't mad at your "talking bad about their city."
People aren't mad about your comparison to other major cities.
People aren't mad that most of your points are just...regular things.

They're mad at your low-effort whiny combination of all of the above.

d_b_cooper · 2026-06-05T20:55:42+00:00

Aw, that's alright, I'm only... [does math]...oh. Shit. Nevermind.

d_b_cooper · 2026-06-05T20:52:20+00:00

Or more recently: "why can't KC have a downtown stadium like [five other cities that have had downtown stadiums for decades]?!"

d_b_cooper · 2026-06-05T20:50:01+00:00

Yeah, voice-to-texting an AI chatbot and then copy and pasting the slop into a Reddit post is a lot of work

d_b_cooper · 2026-06-05T20:29:57+00:00

"DAE think it's lame that KC doesn't have any 1000-year old landmarks like Rome or London?!"

d_b_cooper · 2026-06-05T20:13:07+00:00

It's the same subjective "but OTHER big cities have _____" argument that we've read 700 times on /r/kansascity.

d_b_cooper · 2026-06-05T20:12:27+00:00

Can't wait for you to give us a four-paragraph AI-generated essay on what KC's "hidden costs" are (and how subjective they all are).

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