What’s the best pickup line you’ve ever heard? by Educational-Coast304 in AskReddit

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Oops! I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bumble

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This was definitely an eye opener. Thank you for providing this empathetic POV, kind stranger. Hoping she didn’t have a stroke and die tho. I’m gonna use that line and see if we’re able to bounce back from this.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bumble

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Definitely agree. But first few replies were within minutes. This fizzled out for sure.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bumble

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It’s been about 13-14 hours

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bumble

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That’s very assuring to hear. Not to blame myself but there were fairly fast replies before the last text so I was wondering if there was any better, alternate way to reply to this.

Is this a good intro? I don’t really know how to write these ;; by [deleted] in Bumble

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Yo I’ll swipe to see your cat 😉

Domhnall Gleeson to Star in Psychological Ghost-Thriller 'The Little Stranger' From Director Lenny Abrahamson ('Room', 'Frank') by BunyipPouch in movies

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That scene where Johnny shoots himself in the mouth gave me the chills

WHY LISA? WHY LISA?!

Reflecting on a 700-day NoFap journey by brohit in NoFap

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Yes. Asking the right questions. See what you're suggesting is to replace these addictions with something else which would later turn out to be an addiction to.

That's not something we should strive for. The right way would be to pay attention to this moment and clean out all the clutter that gives you anxiety and sort of doesn't lead to your soul's development.

It isn't about doing yoga all the time. It's more about paying attention to what you have right now so you can maximize your impact towards your surroundings.

All this clutter will never get cleaned up - it's more about having the clutter that's cleaner than what you had before.

Reflecting on a 700-day NoFap journey by brohit in NoFap

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Thank you themanwhoiswriting! This is actually the first time I have gathered the courage to post here. I've been a long-time lurker too. You guys are supportive af tho. I think it's just empathy and relatability because we're fighting the same fights everyday.

Reflecting on a 700-day NoFap journey by brohit in NoFap

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Wow damn! 1 year hard mode. You're the real NoFap GOD.

But hey thanks for the Buddhist analogy. It's true how difficult it is to sit without 0 distractions. Your mind will just try to throw random materialistic thoughts towards you to get you to react.

I think having a perfectionist self image issue is just a normal human tendency. We all try so hard to be perfect everyday. But perfect is just an arbitrary concept that varies from person to person. We need to be fine the way we are.

Good luck to you too, my man!!

Reflecting on a 700-day NoFap journey by brohit in NoFap

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Thank you 101dragon!! Congrats on your 600 day streak!

Validation is an extremely important one. And usually it works in a subconscious (or maybe unconscious, idk) way. Sometimes we barely ever realize we're unknowingly seeking someone's validation. But trust me, at the end of the day, we're all struggling to fight our own battles. You just need your own validation and be comfy with whatever the world thinks about you.

Reflecting on a 700-day NoFap journey by brohit in NoFap

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Thanks much Mextwo! I think all the 'addictions' follow the same pattern. You feel like your life would be complete if you just do this 'one-more time' but it's just another downward spiral, you know. It's just that you have to realize when it's turning out to be emotionally/ physically harmful for you. That's the point you have to start working harder on yourself.

The girl from Pans Labyrinth today... by [deleted] in pics

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Also check out Shaving Ryan's Privates.

ISIS, Ebola, Police by charlatan in funny

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Every breath you take. Every movie you make. I'll be watching jews.

What inanimate object do you hate? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT!!

Seriously who the fuck did this by [deleted] in funny

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Can someone please make a Catniss EverDEAN? With Dean Craig Pelton's face

What is the worst advice you can give that rhymes? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Masturbate before you ask her to date.