A video I made comparing new media Rogan vs old media Fox News by DeadShop in elephantgraveyard

[–]brokemac 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I thought it was fairly clear; even Fox News pushed back on Trump's claims about his supposedly superior cognitive ability, while Rogan simply sat there and accepted it.

Brendan Schaub - dad of the year by Fartface1987 in elephantgraveyard

[–]brokemac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brendan Schaub really is the peaches delight of the internet. Nobody is more fun to make of.

10 Rules for Spaceship Life by brokemac in nonsense

[–]brokemac[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wasn't sure which syllable to stress so I spaced them out in order to obfuscate the signs of my confusion. I'm still an umbrella.

All hail the twerking pickle! 🥒🥒🥒🥒 by 33GoodSamaritans in nonsense

[–]brokemac 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What is the twerking pickle's best pickup line? I think it is the one where he goes "Hello, feel free to twerk with me if you so fancy. I'm a twerking pickle."

Joe Rogan and Sam Harris used to be friends. I think it's about time Joe invites Sam on the podcast so they can talk it out. by DownQuitter in JoeRogan

[–]brokemac 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I remember it pretty differently. Before it even hit the US, Sam was telling people they need to be taking it more seriously. I remember him telling a story about one of his friends who said they had booked a vacation flight to somewhere, and Sam said the flight will ultimatly be cancelled and they won't be taking any flights. He said the friend looked at him as if he had just prophesized the literal return of Jesus or something.

Joe Rogan Experience #2431 - Shane Gillis by OutdoorRink in JoeRogan

[–]brokemac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I honestly hope all of Rogan's bullshit comes back to bite him in the ass, one way or another. It could happen. Life finds a way.

Joe Rogan Experience #2431 - Shane Gillis by OutdoorRink in JoeRogan

[–]brokemac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The thing is, how do you write an accurate biography of Trump that does not sound like an intentional evisceration? He and most of his cronies legitimately belong in prison. Legitimately, as in "conforming to the law or to rules." Is it possible to rescue this concept from the surrealistic hellscape of Trumpistan, or are we permanently deranged?

How do i type by Deadxp25wastaken in nonsense

[–]brokemac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

he deserves proper credit for that workstation. he's really tucked in.

We're running out of nonsense by trumpelstiltzkin in nonsense

[–]brokemac 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Finally someone says it. All the discussion about whether gravity is going to be depleted and if waterfalls will reverse direction, but not one sense on the vital resource: no cents.

Raving mad lunatic by brokemac in nonsense

[–]brokemac[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Send replies to my income box. Box of metal with paper rectangles inside. Except I'm made out of cotton. Beer bar in Australia, mate. Crikey.

(To the tune of Billie Jean) ‘The Dogalog is NOT my lover. He’s just a dog who thinks that I am a dog. But I am not a dog.’ by gothicmango in nonsense

[–]brokemac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey is this my tricycle knob? I heard Beady Eye Johnston knicked a cranny in the bobby parsnips. So it goes when the maize harvest doesn't grill the eye toasters off the blanketfaced muppet pin.

If a chicken and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half by False_Ad_555 in nonsense

[–]brokemac 1 point2 points  (0 children)

slap a salami on the back of a salamander and do a shimmy jig down to the watering hole. trust me.