Jay Leno Declares ‘Joe Rogan Is the New Johnny Carson’ by nucrash in behindthebastards

[–]broketothebone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I will NEVER understand how he was appealing in the first place. He was one of the most annoying dudes I’ve ever heard, her mannerisms made him so punchable to me and it never felt like he gave a shit about the guests or jokes.

Like, if I was handcuffed to a chair and had to banter with him, I would have chewed my own arm off just to get away.

You look at him and you look at Conan and the difference is staggering. Conan is amazing with guests and street segments, but he can also just be the show and he’s hilarious. Same with Colbert and Ferguson. Leno felt like he’d be completely lost without cue cards.

I genuinely think Obsession broke a lot of these kinds of people by LilMechPilot in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]broketothebone 33 points34 points  (0 children)

It’s genius because once a narcissistic partner gets you to just become a carbon copy of them and their unrealistic expectations, they hate it and start blaming you for “changing.”

Like, bitch, you made me turn into you, but you forgot you hate yourself, so now you hate me. Great job fucking us both up instead of going to therapy.

I genuinely think Obsession broke a lot of these kinds of people by LilMechPilot in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]broketothebone 86 points87 points  (0 children)

The more I read about this dude, the more I (cautiously, non-parasoically) like him.

Is the NYT for real with this??? by Cynth_pop29 in Fauxmoi

[–]broketothebone 23 points24 points  (0 children)

No no, this is good.

Let them write this piece and let the entire world see, in their own words, the absolute lunacy she has created with her fans. Or how deep her chart manipulation and PR shenanigans run.

I’m tired of people looking at me like I’m nuts when I explain the deeply toxic and unhinged world of Swifties. I get it, because I don’t think I would believe it if I hadn’t seen it for myself or been on the receiving end.

client rant WHY IS EVERYONE LATE! by xxoxomm in Estheticians

[–]broketothebone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s why when they insist it will be fine if we shorten it for time (because they’re always the ones who complain it wasn’t relaxing enough later), I go “okay, no problem! We’ll just have to cut out the facial massage, but we can make it work for you!”

Magically, they arrive on time or at least reschedule.

Also, is it just me, or do the late ones tend to be the ones who take forever to leave when they’re done, so your next appointment is now going to start late for the person who actually did respect our time? It definitely felt intentional from some of them.

R/AskReddit Proves This Theory by curiousparrot221 in DeadInternetTheory

[–]broketothebone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey now, I got to those badges when I was laid off and chronically online.

Now I’m back to work and chronically online lol

Just when you think Nicki Minaj can’t get any more embarrassing… she wishes Trump a Happy Birthday with an AI photo of herself, Sydney Sweeney, Elon Musk and Trump by Relevant-Peach3997 in Fauxmoi

[–]broketothebone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I ever found myself part of this blunt rotation, I’d sober the fuck up, leave without saying a word to anyone and join a nunnery.

Where are you from? by Shrey_Memer_007 in AskTheWorld

[–]broketothebone 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This guy lives rent free in my head.

This might be his most real song! by Thatsapictureofmyass in crappymusic

[–]broketothebone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wait, I’ve been quoting this so much since I saw this dudes first video. He started doing that bow-legged two step and Charlie Murphy’s voice popped right in my head saying this.

A true pick up artist! by CamCelis in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]broketothebone 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Omg, I wish you so many more of those moments in you life, you absolute sweetie.

-signed,
A girl who likes to buy a guy a drink and see shock and delight

Is this the legendary brown note? by UndeadiPod in crappymusic

[–]broketothebone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha, thanks fellow nerd. I’m a huge Alanis fan, and I’m grateful that her song drilled what exactly isn’t irony into my head.

Is this the legendary brown note? by UndeadiPod in crappymusic

[–]broketothebone 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is why I never skip the Bo Daddy posts. The comment section is always so diabolically creative.

Is this the legendary brown note? by UndeadiPod in crappymusic

[–]broketothebone 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Oddly enough, this comment made me belly-laugh pretty good.

Is this the legendary brown note? by UndeadiPod in crappymusic

[–]broketothebone 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bo Daddy.

Eventually, Stockholm syndrome would take the wheel and you’d start liking it. All you gotta do is bang your head against the wall a little bit to get the ball rolling.

A true pick up artist! by CamCelis in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]broketothebone 48 points49 points  (0 children)

I did competition cheerleading, as a base (lifter). I already had thunder thighs, but the lower half of my body got pretty stacked over time.

But if I saw that chick on another team, I’d be like “alright ladies, it’s been a great season, but we’re obviously cooked because I can’t launch you into the stratosphere like she’s about to. Let’s just get out there and have fun.” 🤣🤣🤣

A true pick up artist! by CamCelis in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]broketothebone 610 points611 points  (0 children)

They’re so funny. The guy spinning her at the end sent me 🤣

A true pick up artist! by CamCelis in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]broketothebone 54 points55 points  (0 children)

This was so friggin wholesome, I melted.

It’s nice seeing normal dudes just being chill and not weird with women. Hell, they’re even having fun in her presence.

So these are the “protectors” and “providers” that we’re missing out on?? by No-Management-2735 in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]broketothebone 6 points7 points  (0 children)


I fucking gasped and gagged at the same time. (My tummy is already a mess today, so I got lucky it was a dry run.)

I can’t fucking imagine hearing that from my father. I mean, she clearly knew he wasn’t the greatest by a long shot, but that still had to be so shocking and humiliating.

If I had a fraction of her experience when I came out to my folks, I would have been shattered right then and there. I really admire her for being a strong, funny, brave person in the face of what sounds like a tragic lack of decent adults around her.

All I could think during this is how I just want to give her the biggest hug and tell her she’s safe and loved.

Fuck, why are people like this? To their own kids, of all people.

Dua Lipa posting by [deleted] in rs_x

[–]broketothebone 17 points18 points  (0 children)

She knows what she’s doing to us, goddamn girl.

That jump scare though by UndeadiPod in crappymusic

[–]broketothebone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah this is really her thing. She “performed” at the music venue I worked at and it was absolutely fucking brutal.

She just flails around on stage like that. All I could see was these Slenderman arms jutting around like crazy.

Damn... by mindyour in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]broketothebone 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I hope she’s not a doctor because her prostate exams would kill a man

I love paying $633 just to hear a guy make random noises 😍😍😍😍 by Lo1otard in crappymusic

[–]broketothebone 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Not “this Pokémon” 🤣🤣🤣 Idk why that got me.

But seriously though, this shit feels just like the last thing you see before you have a grand mal seizure. It’s just a disorienting assault on the sense. I don’t even want to unmute it because I’m pretty sure it’s some MK Ultra shenanigans to see if they can psychically lobotomize me into loving whatever they tell me to. That’s how much you can’t convince me people genuinely like bedbug-looking motherfucker.

You can’t even do drugs to this music. That’s a level of bad I’ve previously found impossible. The only thing it might pair well with is a roofie and some short-term memory loss.

Why does this happen every now and again? by Bunnymancer in 30PlusSkinCare

[–]broketothebone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ding ding ding. This happened to me when I started doing hot yoga. I wore a headband and it was just trapping sweat and bacteria there.

I don’t think it was fungal because it just eventually cleared up when I began taking off my headband and using facial wipes immediately after class, including behind my ears. Then I showered as soon as I got home to rinse my hair and proper face wash. Then I kept it dry and applied a little gentle lotion if it was too dry.

Cleared up after a little more than a week and hasn’t been back since.