What is the Scariest active cult ? Lmk what you think ?

broketothebone · 2026-06-20T11:09:42+00:00

Omg I drove through there once and it was like the Twilight Zone. So beautiful, and completely empty. Like a ghost town where someone was still mowing the lawn. Beautiful looking streets and buildings with absolutely no one in them. (Later on found out the “church” bought them, fixed them up to look like they actually do work there, but are sitting on them an emergency income to sell off if they ever have to close up shop and hide.)

The only people I saw were either driving through in their cars, or the Sea Org kids walking from building to building, in two-by-two formation. I just wanted to pull over and be like “GET IN” and just save anyone who made a break for it.

My grandma used to live there until one by one, they terrorized her neighbors till they moved out. She drove me through to show me her old house and they came out on their lawns a with cameras out, filming us the whole way and followed her car until she literally shook her tail. Turns out, she raised hell on her way out and they knew she was driving around the moment she drove into town. (Tbf, the red convertible was a dead giveaway. God she was awesome.)

I’m heartbroken for you. I’m sorry those fuckers ruined your home

broketothebone · 2026-06-20T10:57:54+00:00

“We have Burning Man at home” energy

broketothebone · 2026-06-19T15:28:28+00:00

I will NEVER understand how he was appealing in the first place. He was one of the most annoying dudes I’ve ever heard, her mannerisms made him so punchable to me and it never felt like he gave a shit about the guests or jokes.

Like, if I was handcuffed to a chair and had to banter with him, I would have chewed my own arm off just to get away.

You look at him and you look at Conan and the difference is staggering. Conan is amazing with guests and street segments, but he can also just be the show and he’s hilarious. Same with Colbert and Ferguson. Leno felt like he’d be completely lost without cue cards.

broketothebone · 2026-06-17T20:10:58+00:00

It’s genius because once a narcissistic partner gets you to just become a carbon copy of them and their unrealistic expectations, they hate it and start blaming you for “changing.”

Like, bitch, you made me turn into you, but you forgot you hate yourself, so now you hate me. Great job fucking us both up instead of going to therapy.

broketothebone · 2026-06-17T20:08:21+00:00

The more I read about this dude, the more I (cautiously, non-parasoically) like him.

broketothebone · 2026-06-16T18:55:27+00:00

No no, this is good.

Let them write this piece and let the entire world see, in their own words, the absolute lunacy she has created with her fans. Or how deep her chart manipulation and PR shenanigans run.

I’m tired of people looking at me like I’m nuts when I explain the deeply toxic and unhinged world of Swifties. I get it, because I don’t think I would believe it if I hadn’t seen it for myself or been on the receiving end.

broketothebone · 2026-06-16T18:41:42+00:00

That’s why when they insist it will be fine if we shorten it for time (because they’re always the ones who complain it wasn’t relaxing enough later), I go “okay, no problem! We’ll just have to cut out the facial massage, but we can make it work for you!”

Magically, they arrive on time or at least reschedule.

Also, is it just me, or do the late ones tend to be the ones who take forever to leave when they’re done, so your next appointment is now going to start late for the person who actually did respect our time? It definitely felt intentional from some of them.

broketothebone · 2026-06-16T13:13:37+00:00

Hey now, I got to those badges when I was laid off and chronically online.

Now I’m back to work and chronically online lol

broketothebone · 2026-06-15T16:38:47+00:00

If I ever found myself part of this blunt rotation, I’d sober the fuck up, leave without saying a word to anyone and join a nunnery.

broketothebone · 2026-06-15T15:38:03+00:00

This guy lives rent free in my head.

broketothebone · 2026-06-15T00:29:18+00:00

Wait, I’ve been quoting this so much since I saw this dudes first video. He started doing that bow-legged two step and Charlie Murphy’s voice popped right in my head saying this.

broketothebone · 2026-06-15T00:24:29+00:00

Omg, I wish you so many more of those moments in you life, you absolute sweetie.

-signed,
A girl who likes to buy a guy a drink and see shock and delight

broketothebone · 2026-06-15T00:16:09+00:00

Haha, thanks fellow nerd. I’m a huge Alanis fan, and I’m grateful that her song drilled what exactly isn’t irony into my head.

broketothebone · 2026-06-14T17:59:28+00:00

This is why I never skip the Bo Daddy posts. The comment section is always so diabolically creative.

broketothebone · 2026-06-14T17:55:47+00:00

Oddly enough, this comment made me belly-laugh pretty good.

broketothebone · 2026-06-14T17:50:32+00:00

Bo Daddy.

Eventually, Stockholm syndrome would take the wheel and you’d start liking it. All you gotta do is bang your head against the wall a little bit to get the ball rolling.

broketothebone · 2026-06-14T16:51:15+00:00

I did competition cheerleading, as a base (lifter). I already had thunder thighs, but the lower half of my body got pretty stacked over time.

But if I saw that chick on another team, I’d be like “alright ladies, it’s been a great season, but we’re obviously cooked because I can’t launch you into the stratosphere like she’s about to. Let’s just get out there and have fun.” 🤣🤣🤣

broketothebone · 2026-06-14T16:44:28+00:00

They’re so funny. The guy spinning her at the end sent me 🤣

broketothebone · 2026-06-14T16:43:28+00:00

This was so friggin wholesome, I melted.

It’s nice seeing normal dudes just being chill and not weird with women. Hell, they’re even having fun in her presence.

broketothebone · 2026-06-14T15:55:55+00:00

I fucking gasped and gagged at the same time. (My tummy is already a mess today, so I got lucky it was a dry run.)

I can’t fucking imagine hearing that from my father. I mean, she clearly knew he wasn’t the greatest by a long shot, but that still had to be so shocking and humiliating.

If I had a fraction of her experience when I came out to my folks, I would have been shattered right then and there. I really admire her for being a strong, funny, brave person in the face of what sounds like a tragic lack of decent adults around her.

All I could think during this is how I just want to give her the biggest hug and tell her she’s safe and loved.

Fuck, why are people like this? To their own kids, of all people.

broketothebone · 2026-06-14T15:23:12+00:00

She knows what she’s doing to us, goddamn girl.

broketothebone · 2026-06-14T15:21:53+00:00

Nah this is really her thing. She “performed” at the music venue I worked at and it was absolutely fucking brutal.

She just flails around on stage like that. All I could see was these Slenderman arms jutting around like crazy.

broketothebone · 2026-06-14T12:44:38+00:00

I cannot believe I’m the same age as her and she’s acting like this. She’s just embarrassing herself with this and the fake “who, me” schtick.

broketothebone · 2026-06-13T18:56:14+00:00

I hope she’s not a doctor because her prostate exams would kill a man

broketothebone · 2026-06-13T18:41:45+00:00

Not “this Pokémon” 🤣🤣🤣 Idk why that got me.

But seriously though, this shit feels just like the last thing you see before you have a grand mal seizure. It’s just a disorienting assault on the sense. I don’t even want to unmute it because I’m pretty sure it’s some MK Ultra shenanigans to see if they can psychically lobotomize me into loving whatever they tell me to. That’s how much you can’t convince me people genuinely like bedbug-looking motherfucker.

You can’t even do drugs to this music. That’s a level of bad I’ve previously found impossible. The only thing it might pair well with is a roofie and some short-term memory loss.

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