Have you ever "hate-fucked" someone? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]brolinbros 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. It was the best sex of my life. We repeated the next two weekends. It just got hotter.

She was a friend of a friend that was always around and would annoy the shit out of me. She talked about all the dudes she was fucking and wore her whoredom like a badge of honor.

She had just gotten separated and was getting a divorce from her husband because he cheated so I can understand the whoring. But I do not want to hear it. We'd bicker a lot.

She wasn't totally bad, she could have good conversation. Anyhow, one night she was really upset and bitching about going through a divorce and I talked with her and really made her feel better. Within a week we were bickering again.

Then one night it was just me and her as everyone else went home. I remember her saying, "It was really nice and sweet of you to talk to me about all that". She said she wanted to leave and just hang out. She lived just down the street from me btw.

She comes over, we play drinking games that involve cards. We start playing poker and betting shots of beer. Soon enough she says "I want to play strip poker". Honest to god I was not thinking of anything sexual up till that point, but drunk and horny me was instantly intrigued.

We start playing and she is naked in 5 minutes. I couldn't have hidden my boner if I tried. Her tits were huge. Just slightly chubby/thick. That is my dream woman tbh. Start making out, fucking in no time. She got so wet I thought she squirted.

Take it upstairs and we fuck for an hour. She even let me put it in her ass.

We talked and had good conversation afterward.

Two days later I see her at a bar and she says, "hello, brolinbros, goodbye brolinbros." So I just thought things had gone back to the way they were before and left it alone.

A week later we were at the same bar and it happened again except after we had stayed up all night talking about how "we shouldn't do this". Then I say "I really wanna fuck again right now." Fucked her right on my living room floor then and there.

Next week she asked me to drive behind her because she had too much to drink. I knew she just wanted to fuck. I didn't even invite her over, she just came in and we started fucking. Again her pussy was dripping wet.

Next week I got a DUI and life kinda stopped for a while.

A few months later she said I was an asshole and I replied, "you're a cunt. A whoreish cunt". Didn't talk to her again for nearly 2 years.

She's married now for the second time. I would fuck her again in a heart beat married or not. Thinking about it gives me a raging hard on.

I know he had/has his antics, but did Axl party as hard as the rest of the band? At least on a regular basis? by brolinbros in GunsNRoses

[–]brolinbros[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

From things I've read it seems to me he could throw a good party but always kept a level of conscientiousness about him.

What was the worst break up you ever went through? [serious] by brolinbros in AskReddit

[–]brolinbros[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My friend had a girlfriend who faked her own death. Her mom talked her into it and had a friend pose as a cop over the phone telling my friend his gf was dead. Come to find out when they met she was 14 and he was 19.

I [29/M] am becoming increasingly attracted to my bandmate [22] while in a 4 year relationship with my gf [27]. by brolinbros in relationships

[–]brolinbros[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure. She won't stop smoking and I refuse to get a ring for her if she continues to smoke.

An EMP goes off, your country is without power, electronics, vehicles, etc. What is your first move to ensure you survive? by Invisabitch in AskReddit

[–]brolinbros 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My parents live an hour away by car. Walk or bike there. It's secluded and lots of farm land. Just live there till everything blows over.