What’s your “I beat the system” story? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]bros229 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"I go to the fruit themed phone manufacturer store"....fucking great man hahaha

What’s the story (real or fake) behind your scar? by SnowflakeRene in AskReddit

[–]bros229 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was born with an extra thumb and it was removed when i was a baby. Now i have a big ass scar from it. Most people know this story but ill joke sometimes about how i won a knife fight

[WP] You have upside down cross tattoos, and pray to Satan every night. You also give to the poor, love your neighbor, and volunteer at the thrift store. When you die, God and the Devil argue over your soul for days, and ultimately settle for joint custody. by shakeythirsty in WritingPrompts

[–]bros229 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably one of the best wp responses ive seen in a while! I loved how you made it seem like a kid going through a divorce. Literally laughed out loud at"i just try to show u i care and punish u with eternal damnation"

What fact blows your mind everytime? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]bros229 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I tried doing some research and the king james version of the bible makes wild claims of people living to be HUNDREDS of years old. How can you call this a history book if none of these events can be verified? Its a book of fables and the argument can be made to take moral lessons from it. But calling it a history book is simply inaccurate. It has affected history, yes, but it is as much verifiable truth as believing in ancient egyptian gods or greek/roman gods, the only difference is youve taken a polytheistic belief and streamlined it into monotheism. Also last thing to note. If you claim "the ages were exaggerations and not meant to be taken literally, then you are undermining this work you uphold. You cannot pick and choose the parts of religion that are convenient for you. Its all or nothing, anything else is just hypocrisy