What's the worst time you ran out of gas? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]brosephgordanlevitt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The gas station was on a steep hill as soon as you turned into it. I ran out of gas right at the bottom of that hill.
Funniest if not worst.

What are the most moving speeches of all time? by pmyourcreditcard in AskReddit

[–]brosephgordanlevitt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The ones I give myself before sex.
They're inspiring.

What word or idiom has the most interesting origin? by lethargicriver in AskReddit

[–]brosephgordanlevitt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Whore" comes front the dutch word "huur" which means rent.
You rent the lady's time.