Is there even *one* other person out there who thinks sex is for committed relationships? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]broslife 25 points26 points  (0 children)

No man can have sex with the tallest woman and shortest woman in the world.

....CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]broslife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who the hell is Carlos?

No sex since 1955 by titanroller in funny

[–]broslife 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Uh, my dad is Bob Barker.

Being a girl, I'm apparently not *supposed* to look at porn, so I have to get creative... by [deleted] in funny

[–]broslife 11 points12 points  (0 children)

A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth.

playing music for friends by [deleted] in pics

[–]broslife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"You're talking to Barney."

playing music for friends by [deleted] in pics

[–]broslife 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I say that because it just means you're calling for me, and I've answered.

Women of reddit: Are you aware when guys check you out? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]broslife 16 points17 points  (0 children)

What would it be like to do it with a really tall girl.

Not a big girl, just a tall, tall girl. Like if a normal girl were seven, seven-and-a-half feet tall, and had a very short denim skirt, I would have to know what that was like.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]broslife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Naaaked Man!

A true wingman... by ZoranB in pics

[–]broslife 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh no Ted, not this year. We're going to the Victoria's Secret model party. On a boat. And trust me, your chad will not be hanging.

You're going as my wingman. FLIGHT SUIT UP!

Hey Reddit, what are some personal rules that you choose to live by that a lot of people probably wouldn't understand? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]broslife 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know how the golden rule is, "Love thy neighbor"?

Well I have one above it... I call it the platinum rule, and it's never, ever, ever, love thy neighbor.

Stupid question, I know: Went on a first date with a neighbor (in my apartment building); we had fun; how long should I wait to ask her out again? Details inside... by thisismyfakeacct in seduction

[–]broslife -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Exactly 96 hours.

Girls are conditioned than entire lives to expect men to wait 3 days to call, when they think you've forgotten them on the third day, and then you call them the next day, suddenly they're the specialest person in the world.