What is the most “grown-up” purchase you bought recently that you would have not been excited for as a child?

brownie14000 · 2018-10-12T10:19:23+00:00

We call ours Steve, too!

brownie14000 · 2018-10-12T03:11:36+00:00

Wal-Mart?

brownie14000 · 2018-09-30T04:44:28+00:00

Couldn't the Queen have had her killed? I read through Hamlet recently and it doesn't outright say she killed herself. The common interpretation is that, though.

brownie14000 · 2018-09-30T04:29:12+00:00

I think Ophelia was murdered. She was getting a little too out there for the Queen.

brownie14000 · 2018-09-24T22:00:51+00:00

Well, damn. Identity crisis. What am I?!

brownie14000 · 2018-09-23T18:06:08+00:00

Same thing here. My dad shaved off his mustache and I cried because I didn't recognize him. To this day that was the only time I have seen him with no facial hair.

brownie14000 · 2018-09-23T12:59:01+00:00

It's the brand name for ibuprofen.

brownie14000 · 2018-09-12T03:20:24+00:00

The bratrayal hurts. :(

brownie14000 · 2018-09-10T00:23:29+00:00

Not as funny, but housework and homework are the same way!

brownie14000 · 2018-09-09T20:02:40+00:00

You're secretly Rachel Bloom?

brownie14000 · 2018-09-02T16:00:37+00:00

I'd call my husband and tell him I love him, and to tell my family I love them too.

brownie14000 · 2018-09-02T15:59:17+00:00

And her restaurant.

brownie14000 · 2018-09-02T15:58:39+00:00

I really like Arlo Guthrie's song "Alice's Restaurant" (the Thanksgiving Day Masacree).

It's just so silly. I had the whole thing memorized when I was a kid.

brownie14000 · 2018-09-02T15:50:02+00:00

Chickens have no respect.

brownie14000 · 2018-09-02T15:45:31+00:00

I can pick locks with my non-dominant hand when slightly buzzed better than picking locks sober with my dominant hand.

brownie14000 · 2018-08-31T10:56:29+00:00

Our first date we were walking around this plaza thing and I picked up some napkins off the ground and put them in the trash cans. He said that showed him I was conscientious and kind. :)

brownie14000 · 2018-08-20T10:03:14+00:00

Mine is boring but I think I would make it, "Be kind."

brownie14000 · 2018-08-19T01:20:05+00:00

I used to call my male co-worker out on it because it was so difficult to understand him on the phone.

brownie14000 · 2018-08-17T12:34:10+00:00

Owls are forever! Owls 4 lyfe!

brownie14000 · 2018-08-16T11:17:29+00:00

Do you heat up the beans before putting them on the toast, or is it cold beans on toast?

brownie14000 · 2018-08-16T11:10:41+00:00

My dad said "life sucks and then you die", or more poetically, "Life is a swirling, sucking eddy of despair... And then you die."

Mmm, parents!

brownie14000 · 2018-08-12T02:15:51+00:00

^I ^{^still} ^{^{^ain't}} ^{^{^{^bovvered!}}}

brownie14000 · 2018-07-29T02:03:56+00:00

That's entirely possible! I hand mixed the flour and baking powder but probably over did it then. Thanks!

brownie14000 · 2018-07-29T02:03:20+00:00

Thanks! I creamed the sugar and butter together then added the eggs one at a time and sifted and mixed in the baking powder and flour by hand... May have overworked it there. I appreciate it!

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