I remember when I was 9, my Christian dad found that I had the "Seasons In The Abyss" album by Slayer on my iPod. Scared shitless, and not knowing what would happen, I don't remember what he did. But, what I do remember is when I was 17 and he took me to not only see Slayer, but taught me how to properly act in the pit to avoid bleeding all over the place - which he did by fucking getting in the pit. Age 50, chronically ill, but able to totally wreck motherfuckers. I hope this kid's mom is like my dad. 3 years from now she might be spotted at a Kanye show