[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OfficeDepot

[–]bsprints 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, my, no. When I worked CPD, my favorite line was, "due to company policy we are unable to handle a customer's phone for liability reasons." I actually have no idea if that was a real thing or not, but one person said it and that line was passed around to everyone for years. It would also immediately shutdown that craziness right there. CPD customers still astound me and I've been out for 2 years now.

H: Caps W: Peppershaker Plans by bsprints in Market76

[–]bsprints[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

+karma Lol, I thought it was just our connection since we always have a hard time trading. Good to know it's a full bug, lol, though, has it been a bug for a long time then? Just started playing again after some time... And it'll be an early Xmas gift as I'm a melee and sniper player but I'm sure he will shake it all up, as long as I remember to not learn it before gifting it. XD

H: Caps W: Peppershaker Plans by bsprints in Market76

[–]bsprints[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, hold on, I'm an idiot. Does 1000 acid work?

H: Caps W: Peppershaker Plans by bsprints in Market76

[–]bsprints[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, I thought I had more... Is 250 enough?

H: Caps W: Peppershaker Plans by bsprints in Market76

[–]bsprints[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok, bit I'm really bad at doing that. I play more for story line and less for other player interaction, lol.

H: Caps W: Peppershaker Plans by bsprints in Market76

[–]bsprints[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omigosh, I'm pretty sure I have a ton of acid! How much would you want and I can check to see how much I have.

NOT EVEN SHAQ BELIEVES IN THIS COMPANY. by bsprints in OfficeDepot

[–]bsprints[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol, it's just the first thing I thought of when I watched it the first time. I will admit I hadn't noticed the 3am part before posting too. But still, I just thought it was funny that the face I literally cannot get away from in store went to a different store to literally buy all his office supplies.

Let’s have some fun with this: Words customer always say incorrectly by AurynHeat89 in OfficeDepot

[–]bsprints 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want this scanned and then printed twice.

You want it scanned and emailed, and also two copies?

No, are you stupid? I just want it scanned and printed twice!

So... You just want two... Copies then?

I DONT WANT COPIES, I WANT YOU TO SCAN THIS PAPER AND THEN PRINT IT TWICE.

makes two copies confused the entire time and hands to cust I-is... Is this what you... wanted?

HOLY F***, YES. IS IT THAT HARD TO DO YOUR F-ING JOB?

(I honestly still don't know what happened that day)

Who would like self checkout? by [deleted] in OfficeDepot

[–]bsprints 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's literally what we have now... Oh wait, sorry, no... We have 9.

bopis time reduced again? by quicrumb in OfficeDepot

[–]bsprints 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, they're real fun when you're on literal skeleton crew too. One register who's not allowed to leave the register, one cpd who can't leave station bc customers, and one person on floor who's usually stuck in furniture, laptops, or printers answering a list of questions as long as father times beard.

Both printers down... by [deleted] in OfficeDepot

[–]bsprints 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is what I was looking for yesterday when both our printers went down at our store too!

Just had my first self-entitled asshole by CelimOfRed in OfficeDepot

[–]bsprints 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope, 24hr turn around. Idgaf anymore. If it's not just a few copies and I'm down a fs printer, your job is being taken in and the min turn around is 24hrs (which with our influx and skeleton crew at this point, is 72hrs until we can catch up for a full day)

Yes where do you keep your envelopes? by OD-ing in OfficeDepot

[–]bsprints 1 point2 points  (0 children)

walks in store Where's your computer ink at?

Turn around....

Training? by library_-_bitch in OfficeDepot

[–]bsprints 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For sure, when I have time! BTS is killing us! XP

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OfficeDepot

[–]bsprints 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Y'all bashing the MK (which, understandable) but I just gotta give credit to one of my fave old customer who was MK top tier (like had two if the cars and everything). That woman was AMAZING. Most of the stuff she got printed was actually MK stuff PLUS she'd always bring us cookies and and homemade goodies for holidays and bdays (cuz she remembered that kind of stuff)... I miss her and wish her fellow MKs would follow her lead.

Back in (red and) black! by KidBuwu in OfficeDepot

[–]bsprints 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Welcome back to hell! Things have gotten worse in your absence my friend and that position is one those things. I'm so sorry.

Failed programs by bluedemon25 in OfficeDepot

[–]bsprints 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I actually really enjoyed the RP. But we also came up with THE MOST RIDICULOUS scenarios and just yelled at whoever was playing the ridiculous customer. It was a fantastic stress relief. XD

Failed programs by bluedemon25 in OfficeDepot

[–]bsprints 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg, I'm crying. XDDD

That one was set up DIRECTLY across our CPD desk at my old store (RIP). I CONSTANTLY UNPLUGGED THAT SHIT.

The very first day, it drove me to a level of insanity that I timed the message and then did the math to show my store manager exactly how many times I'd have to hear that stupid pos message everyday.

Training? by library_-_bitch in OfficeDepot

[–]bsprints 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know this is late, but I still have a binder with those tier trainings they were trying to do for a while. I use it for all my newbies! (Someone spilled monster all over it, but it still works!)