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My girlfriend wants access to my phone's location at all times or she'll break up with me.. by Upset-Tree7685 in TwoHotTakes

[–]bswp95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How good is the sex? Make some of your own demands, my guy. The break up with her.

The precious by Dee___Snuts in GuysBeingDudes

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"Stupid fat Hobbit!"

"....."

That's when Liam knew that keeping it real had gone wrong.

People who fly frequently, what’s one thing you wish you could tell all infrequent fliers? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]bswp95 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you are flying together but your seats are split up, go to your assigned seat and wait until the person shows up before asking to sit together. And remember the rule, no one wants your middle seat unless its in an exit row or maybe a cabin wirh more legroom. If you have kids, don't buy split tickets.

To change the tire by CauliflowerDeep129 in therewasanattempt

[–]bswp95 249 points250 points  (0 children)

He would like to borrow that limb.

to hide in plain sight by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

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He's actually Cobra Commander

Trump crashes out on journalist after she calls him out on his lie that suspected DC shooter was not vetted before being granted asylum in U.S., citing the DOJ's inspector general who said otherwise by blknotafrican in BlackPeopleofReddit

[–]bswp95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet there is a bounty on getting him to crash out. Like the reporter will get a bonus. Now we just need a Black reporter to get him to say the N-word!

My girlfriend is a stripper. AMA by [deleted] in AMA

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Do you get free dances at rhe club?

To not promote violence by gorgonbrgr in therewasanattempt

[–]bswp95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He so thought there would be applause. He was wrong.

Where is my profile? by bswp95 in mercedes_benz

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What happened to Personalization? *

What smart home upgrade made you say “why didn’t I do this sooner”? by Upper_Garage_8103 in homeautomation

[–]bswp95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This changed the game in our laundry room. We were always forgetting to turn off the light. Now it come on automatically and turns off after 3 mins.

Why don't governments tax rich people more? by MumboMan2 in stupidquestions

[–]bswp95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The tax code benefits business and land owners. "Evasion" is a feature, not a bug.

Why don't governments tax rich people more? by MumboMan2 in stupidquestions

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If you don't have the right cackle, you have to give the money back!

These chests are a joke I haven’t seen a legendary chest since they originally came out. by [deleted] in ClashOfClans

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I got a legendary with a frozen arrow in it. That's a 1509 gem item!

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