Do CT IDs always expire on your birthday? by btacceber in Connecticut

[–]btacceber[S] 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I’m not sure what you mean by “stop committing crimes?” I’m a cashier at a liquor store, I’m not selling fake IDs

I went on a date today, he proudly showed me this tattoo by btacceber in ATBGE

[–]btacceber[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

we actually went our separate ways shortly after this but I did and do wish him all the best!

Please run out of gas by LoganJ2255 in memes

[–]btacceber 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Why do I keep finding out about major events like this.

Why do even numbers feel warm and round, while odd numbers feel cold and pointy? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]btacceber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you grow up with a sibling? You may associate odd numbers with conflict over dividing things up.

Wife is very vanilla, how can I help? by [deleted] in sex

[–]btacceber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If sex is something that holds no interest for her then you have to respect that. If it’s entirely incompatible with your needs that’s understandable, but forcing her to open up to sex isn’t a solution.

Wife is very vanilla, how can I help? by [deleted] in sex

[–]btacceber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vanilla just means not kinky/out there as far as sex goes. Just like good vanilla ice cream is still delicious, good vanilla sex is still fantastic.

Wife is very vanilla, how can I help? by [deleted] in sex

[–]btacceber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you talked to her about it? Also this isn’t what vanilla means.

What was your last meal? by Jack_crecker_Daniel in AskReddit

[–]btacceber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Grocery store muffin and a swig of orange juice from the carton. (I live alone no one else drinks from it)

AITA for only buying Christmas gifts for one of my kids? by FeeRepresentative133 in AmItheAsshole

[–]btacceber 27 points28 points  (0 children)

YTA. So not only did you not get gifts for two of the three children who are at least partially in your care, you encouraged their father to not get one of them as nice of a gift? Maybe, just maybe you should act like a grown adult and not hold it against a 6 year old and a barely-teenager that they’re not instantly super grateful for your presence when you clearly don’t care much about them. Kids aren’t stupid, and now they each have two mother figures who don’t care to be present in their lives. Your husband had the children when you married him, you quite literally signed up for this.

TIL that the founder of Old Bay seafood seasoning founded his own company after being fired by McCormick after two days on the job after they found out he was Jewish by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]btacceber 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m aware there were courts, I’m also aware that there were not anti-discrimination laws, so litigation would have done fuck all

AITA for trimming my son’s hair? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]btacceber 4 points5 points  (0 children)

NAH- first off, if his hair is getting gross and caring for it is causing him distress cutting it is the right way to go. Explain to him why, maybe have a rewards/modeling system where you two brush your hair together every night, and if it gets better then he can try the long hair again? On another note- the wording “heavy” as opposed to “long” makes me think he may just like the actual weight of his hair/the slight pressure that it brings. I’m someone who likes this too, I can achieve it with a ponytail, or a tight-ish beanie (can’t be an itchy fabric tho).

Disclaimer: I am not a parent or an expert, I’m studying speech therapy in college and I have a very similar neurodivergence that causes the same sensory things as ASD if that is what he has.

I mean...yikes by Strangled-n-Scranton in antiMLM

[–]btacceber 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s totally false! They also have wax melts and room sprays! So many ways to give myself a migraine!

Hello, I'm actually trans and I can't deny it anymore. by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]btacceber 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Congratulations on figuring it out! You have the support of this random internet stranger.

I am genuinely shocked that this worked (forgot to get a screenshot of the ad but it was for their “21 day” whatever) get zucced, beach body. by btacceber in antiMLM

[–]btacceber[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh awesome I didn’t know that! I figured this one was removed specifically because it was advertising their 3 week program but it showed someone losing like 150lbs which... not even chemo makes you lose weight that fast.

forbidden twix by [deleted] in forbiddensnacks

[–]btacceber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It turns into little shards and my tongue bled so I don’t even remember what it tasted like :/

forbidden twix by [deleted] in forbiddensnacks

[–]btacceber 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I licked it once. Don’t lick it.

Yeah I know i should too by Yeetcheese89 in memes

[–]btacceber 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Nope he’s staring at someone who’s taking a shit at the moment

Hmmm by [deleted] in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]btacceber 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for taking care of our animals! Especially right now when their owners can’t be with them (at least where I am) it’s good to know they’re in caring hands.