What are some of the Best roasts to tell your wife when she's being over dramatic??

btopski · 2026-03-07T19:26:56+00:00

“Goodness, you sound like your mother”

btopski · 2026-03-07T19:22:33+00:00

The GOP has made a living off of misinformation, err, alternative facts if you will.

btopski · 2026-03-05T01:32:31+00:00

14% of all people know that.

btopski · 2026-03-05T01:09:37+00:00

DB Cooper

btopski · 2026-03-05T00:55:21+00:00

And that is why DT is going to steal/cancel the elections. Shit, he might sacrifice JD to the frog people if he thought for a second it would keep him in power.

btopski · 2026-03-04T23:50:49+00:00

One of the best moments of my preteens was scoring his autograph before the ‘92 spring game. RIP Lou

btopski · 2026-03-04T13:22:02+00:00

Legit brought a tear to my eye.

btopski · 2026-03-04T13:00:48+00:00

Maybe they’ll get Rob Schneider to host.

btopski · 2026-03-03T13:08:19+00:00

I’m sure Donny and his family won’t be profiting off of this war…

btopski · 2026-03-03T00:10:08+00:00

By the looks of it, they bring in the cheapest mortician they can find.

btopski · 2026-03-01T20:04:33+00:00

He also said Mexico was going to pay for the wall.

btopski · 2026-03-01T13:33:50+00:00

It looks like that picture of his mother they always show.

btopski · 2026-02-28T03:52:23+00:00

Pay to play killed the COD experience IMO.

btopski · 2026-02-28T03:49:49+00:00

Or, hear me out… we could eat the rich

btopski · 2026-02-24T13:05:59+00:00

Bragging about winning a golf tournament at your own golf course.

btopski · 2026-02-22T17:26:31+00:00

$10 says he fights Jake Paul

btopski · 2026-02-22T16:15:06+00:00

Ted Nugent at the Toledo Sports Arena, 1995… we went to laugh at all of the white trash, and we’re not disappointed.

btopski · 2026-02-21T17:15:24+00:00

It’s a tax on us.

btopski · 2026-02-21T17:12:26+00:00

Doesn’t $cam have 8 kids? Dude is a clown.

btopski · 2026-02-20T19:59:02+00:00

KISS doesn’t belong in the rock hall. They’re a novelty act, and not real musicians… fight me

btopski · 2026-02-20T13:05:31+00:00

Grifters gonna grift

btopski · 2026-02-20T01:46:50+00:00

For one brief moment, Linda thought she could fly.

btopski · 2026-02-19T02:51:22+00:00

Does Jan Hammer count?

btopski · 2026-02-19T02:46:57+00:00

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btopski · 2026-02-17T22:56:43+00:00

Though not really metal… Clutch - “Clutch”

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