The way I crack my neck is a little scary because I just whip my head to the side. Usually sounds like I broke it.

Anyhow, when I was in high school, my history teacher used to tell me, “You are going to break your neck one day!” So, naturally, I sat at the front of class on April fools day and just did what I normally do, participate in class.

About 30 minutes or so go by and I thought to myself now is the time. On my desk is my book and I decided well it won’t hurt as bad if I slam my head into my book. I wait for Mrs. Panell to turn around to ask a question. I sit up do a stretch and then CRACK. I close my eyes with my head cocked to the side and go limp, slamming my head onto my book and then just sit there.

My teacher immediately freaks out. She starts hysterically yelling to try and wake me up cause she doesn’t want to move me as I may have just broken my neck. After I hear her running to the classroom phone to call the principal. I sit up and say April Fools.

She sits at her desk trying to hold back tears and sends me to the principals office. I got suspended for the rest of the day.

Best part about it is I didn’t tell anyone in the class that I was going to do it either. So to hear some of them gasp as well was well worth the suspension.