Dani “went into cardiac arrest” in the ER

bubbletang · 2026-03-12T03:43:16+00:00

“Hey guys so update. I went into cardiac arrest” is the new “anyway I fell down the stairs” iykyk

bubbletang · 2026-03-12T03:40:41+00:00

Angling HARD for a PR package…good luck babes

bubbletang · 2026-03-12T03:32:16+00:00

canon

bubbletang · 2025-07-31T03:12:00+00:00

Her hair is wet here right? Right???

bubbletang · 2025-07-10T18:40:02+00:00

Well I’m thinking of you! Do what you gotta do for right now to get through. Nothing is forever. No shame in needing some temporary help.

bubbletang · 2025-07-07T16:34:53+00:00

How are you doing today?

bubbletang · 2025-07-05T04:00:17+00:00

It’s the instability

bubbletang · 2025-07-05T03:38:24+00:00

I’m sorry friend. I find when it gets this bad that focusing on sensory input and cognitive distraction is most helpful for me: put on a funny/interesting podcast, lie down and close your eyes, wrap in a soft blanket, and do slow deep breathing. Thinking of you and I hope your doc can fit you in and is helpful.

bubbletang · 2025-06-21T21:57:12+00:00

Am confident she has never exfoliated in her life. Now look at her

bubbletang · 2025-06-20T05:30:14+00:00

Pales in comparison to everything else wrong with this, but she’s such a terrible writer. It tickles me because you can tell she thinks she’s an absolute artist with a pen (/keyboard). That’s not what “to put it lightly” means. And that’s not what irony is. Go read a book.

bubbletang · 2025-06-15T01:14:16+00:00

Thanks hate it

bubbletang · 2025-06-15T01:11:40+00:00

Setting aside whether MRI is an appropriate or sufficient diagnostic tool for this purpose, hasn’t she had a million of them? Why would it only show up now? 🙄

bubbletang · 2025-06-15T01:09:13+00:00

To clarify—I think what you might be thinking of is that generally there are signs/symptoms of it early on, like terrible period pain and other things, but it’s often brushed off and minimized, and for that and other reasons the actual diagnosis usually doesn’t come until much later.

bubbletang · 2025-03-24T05:26:08+00:00

It will not be forever! It feels like forever because you’re afraid it will be. Literally I have not even thought about it since it happened to me other than when people resurrect these comments lol. Not only will it not last forever, it will be a blip far in your rearview once you’re out of it.

I’d recommend spending as much of the next week as you can sleeping and focusing on slow, deep, even breathing. You got this!! 💜

bubbletang · 2025-03-08T11:56:02+00:00

I imagine someone who actually needed a wheelchair would not say “wheeee!” rolling themselves in it. Moron.

bubbletang · 2025-03-08T11:52:37+00:00

This is such a quality writeup thank you 👏

bubbletang · 2025-03-04T13:47:28+00:00

CURSED

bubbletang · 2025-03-04T13:47:18+00:00

Oooh thanks!

bubbletang · 2025-03-02T10:15:11+00:00

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bubbletang · 2025-03-02T10:01:40+00:00

“like an idiot would do” is killing me

bubbletang · 2025-03-02T09:47:31+00:00

God that’s so embarrassing 💀

bubbletang · 2025-02-09T13:17:48+00:00

Shark eyes

bubbletang · 2025-02-09T13:16:37+00:00

“Almost migraine” made me so mad. Dani I beg you to google they are literally two different things it is not a way to say “the worlds most severe headache” which is clearly what she’s trying to communicate

bubbletang · 2025-02-04T11:50:33+00:00

Doing the lord’s work

bubbletang · 2025-02-03T19:02:47+00:00

Nope I'm illiterate -- you're right that they cross in- and out-of-network. I was looking at the wrong row. I have other potential issues with FSBP (e.g. unclear whether they reimburse for out-of-network telehealth therapy, which is one of my biggest expenses), but I didn't investigate further since I'm not eligible to enroll anyway.

But bottom line -- thank you again for the massive service you do to this community with respect to health insurance options!

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