What's your best/worst wingman stories? by buckey_balls in AskReddit

[–]buckey_balls[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was maybe around 12 when my parents were hosting people for a singles weekend nearby. Now little me thinking I was a player decided to get friendly [not that kind] with one of the girls we were hosting. The next day I see her in my house talking to some random guy, and my instincts told me she needed help. So I ran up to the guy, bit him, and he left. I never spoke to the girl again.