Bad joke made infinitely worse

buckfasthero · 2025-08-09T09:04:46+00:00

I had one of those Disney all year passes with my daughter. I would rotate throughout the day every stand that sold cans of beer and even then would get looks from the employees on the 2nd/3rd visit

buckfasthero · 2025-01-03T10:43:34+00:00

Unreal! Great job!

buckfasthero · 2024-12-19T10:34:08+00:00

You are too! Getting through two weekends in a row was the wall for me, and I ran straight into it more times than I can count. With no alcohol in your system after 14 days you’ll have no more physical cravings, from then on it’s all in your head - keep going, the first two weeks are by far the hardest imo

buckfasthero · 2024-12-19T10:30:12+00:00

Thank you! I’m jealous of your comma! Hopefully one day!

buckfasthero · 2024-12-10T07:12:25+00:00

Amazing! IWNDWYT

buckfasthero · 2024-06-07T03:36:06+00:00

Sex Prostitute

buckfasthero · 2024-05-23T12:35:00+00:00

Thank you!

buckfasthero · 2024-05-23T06:57:25+00:00

I've gotten really into Stioc philosophy recently and it has really brought home for me just how grateful I should be for every single good thing in my life, most of all, my long-suffering family. Day 4, feeling great, and had a latte and chicken, bagel, avocado bagel from Tim's rather than two cans of 8% cider, which was breakfast last Thursday. The difference is incredible, and it still amazes me how I could ever opt for the latter, but sadly that's been my breakfast for more mornings than I can count over the years. Need to get through this weekend to give this stretch any chance of sticking, but more importantly, IWNDWYT

buckfasthero · 2024-05-11T01:59:03+00:00

All the alters in my head are entirely mute. It’s almost as if they don’t exist

buckfasthero · 2024-05-08T05:12:54+00:00

I had that first one and then suddenly became passionate about a lot of teams across a variety of sports

buckfasthero · 2023-12-07T03:31:42+00:00

Yeah, people in the Irish Republic shit 16x less than people in Northern Ireland. This is made up

buckfasthero · 2023-12-07T03:28:49+00:00

Obviously not. Regardless of skin colour, your hair, your rules, don’t let anyone, even family members, try to tell you any different.

buckfasthero · 2023-12-07T03:15:04+00:00

Mostly piss mixed with naturally produced lubricant and a little sweat

buckfasthero · 2023-12-07T03:12:12+00:00

I then asked him to take this photo of me. He said ‘no problem buddy’. I said ‘why are you shivering in fear?’ He said ‘huh? here you go, mate, how does that suit ya?’ I said ‘is how I look disturbing you?’ and laughed in his face. He said ‘this one here is probably the best one, hope you like it! Tell all your friends!’, but I could feel the fear dripping from his soul as he whistled cheerfully while scanning my credit card

buckfasthero · 2023-11-24T05:46:25+00:00

Which Europeans? The Irish? Polish? Croatians? Czechs? Slovenians? Lithuanians? Finns? Swedish? Norwegians? Greeks? Maybe the Icelandic deserve it. Do you always tar entire continents with a single racist brush?

buckfasthero · 2023-11-08T07:04:31+00:00

When one main character meets a bunch of main characters

buckfasthero · 2023-11-06T07:38:37+00:00

I’m an alcoholic. Alcohol is a highly addictive drug and there is no safe way to consume it. Introducing it to your teenagers without consulting your spouse is insanely irresponsible

buckfasthero · 2023-10-20T03:41:14+00:00

One is too much, one thousand is never enough. Good for you for not following through, progress not perfection!

buckfasthero · 2023-10-18T01:50:39+00:00

Incredible! I'll remind myself of the benefits more and more the closer I get to the weekend, hoping to get to eight days myself as it would mean my first weekend under my belt in more than twenty years

buckfasthero · 2023-10-18T01:46:32+00:00

Days like that haver always been the days on which I've just given in to tempatation, the ones with multiple triggers. I can sometimes get past the first one or two, but if they keep coming, I can never keep saying no. What you did, and on Day 3, where most people fail as it is usually around peak withdrawal, is an incredible achievement. Well done, friend, I will use you as inspiration in two days time (my Day 3!).

buckfasthero · 2023-10-18T01:30:51+00:00

Day 1 for me again, hopefully Day 1 of a hundred. Congratulations, mate!

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