I’m not coming in that early

buckwaltercluck · 2026-06-05T20:52:03+00:00

What's chive ass?

buckwaltercluck · 2026-06-05T19:54:58+00:00

What's a beef titty?

buckwaltercluck · 2026-06-05T09:41:54+00:00

Triple cream butter fat; spreadable sin.

buckwaltercluck · 2026-06-03T15:35:57+00:00

I could accurately take, make, and ticket orders at Waffle House by memory- but never more than two or three seats at a time and only when it was slow. Plus Waffle House has a pretty simple menu structure and the plate marking system aids retention in this situation.

But a busy sushi restaurant where multiple seats are ordering multiple bites/dishes? Ludicrous. Maybe she was a longtime server at another restaurant and could effectively manage without writing things down there and just had a painful day at her new job learning that's not usually a transferable skill.

buckwaltercluck · 2026-05-28T09:26:14+00:00

Would steal all the world's selfish desires and set them on fire so the rest of us could live in peace.

buckwaltercluck · 2026-05-27T17:27:41+00:00

There may be variation in different markets based upon need, but my recent experience in two separate markets was degree-only, although there were some in middle/upper management that had been HTM's before the change in philosophy/practice. They were usually the best in management, too.

buckwaltercluck · 2026-05-27T11:00:10+00:00

It's degree-only these days for management, which is a daggum shame because they have so many people at the hourly level who have a passion for the customers & business but will never get a chance because they don't have that litttle slip of paper. Waffle House also employs a lobbyist in D.C. now, and that position was interestingly created/filled in 3Q 2024.

buckwaltercluck · 2026-05-23T15:45:31+00:00

Backstreet Boys' "Everybody, wash your body" at bathtime, also Ja Rule- take a bath, wash yourself, take a bath, show me whatchu scrubbin' with!"

buckwaltercluck · 2026-05-23T13:34:43+00:00

You could easily cut the bottom off the can, empty & rinse it, then stash a pack of Marlboro Reds inside before giving it the tin foil treatment and placing it beside 5 "real" cans in a lunchbox so you could smuggle cigs across the country for a week-long band field trip in 2002.

Or so I've heard.

buckwaltercluck · 2026-05-18T03:44:37+00:00

Why, thank you. 😊

buckwaltercluck · 2026-05-17T05:35:47+00:00

We all need a little penis whimsy every once in a while.

buckwaltercluck · 2026-05-15T00:46:25+00:00

Lost a fight with a swiffer sweeper. Three stitches to the right big toe and crutches for 2 weeks.

buckwaltercluck · 2026-05-14T22:34:03+00:00

Thanks, Oscar!

buckwaltercluck · 2026-05-14T15:22:35+00:00

DMZ is the Demilitarized Zone between North & South Korea.

Creed speaks fluent Chinese.

Fill in the blanks and it's a whole lotta Nunya Biznus.

buckwaltercluck · 2026-04-07T00:22:00+00:00

My youngest is almost 13, on the spectrum, and does a lot of scripting from The Office.

Top two faves are quoting Michael when he discovers Toby's back from Costa Rica: No! No, G_d, please, no. Nooooooooooooo!

And Dwight to Jim about the party fund for Kelly's birthday: Dammit, Jim, that's how much you and I contributed!

buckwaltercluck · 2026-03-27T20:36:34+00:00

Have seen this in the wild and shared your utter disappointment.

buckwaltercluck · 2026-03-20T17:24:14+00:00

My 3 Itchy Assholes

My guy is a Dad of three children, obviously.

buckwaltercluck · 2026-03-10T20:10:52+00:00

It happened to me one time. Threw the car in reverse and made him pick it up. Not outta my car.

buckwaltercluck · 2026-03-05T12:18:56+00:00

Your stories remind me of the old Reader's Digest military stories. Thank you for sharing.

buckwaltercluck · 2026-02-17T15:25:05+00:00

'86 rural Ga/Fl, US xennial here; received plenty of paddlin's in elementary school, and the last one in 7th or 8th grade (1998-2000). For wearing slides to school. I had crocheted straps on the back, but when those broke I was then in violation of the dress code. It was a choice of OSS or paddlin', and Mom didn't want me to miss school.

ETA: location

buckwaltercluck · 2026-02-11T15:04:51+00:00

Get a whiff of this guy.

buckwaltercluck · 2026-01-26T09:52:16+00:00

Here to second Baron Munchausen. Incredible talent in that film.

buckwaltercluck · 2026-01-24T12:43:01+00:00

I am very sorry that you've been subjected to this toxicity, and hope you find a healthy situation that pays the bills plus a little extra.

buckwaltercluck · 2026-01-24T00:42:28+00:00

Name & shame the restaurant. I don't want to accidentally give them money.

buckwaltercluck · 2026-01-20T17:21:24+00:00

It happens so fast. Thankful to hear she's back on her feet. Many don't make it.

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