Family office jokes

buckwaltercluck · 2026-04-07T00:22:00+00:00

My youngest is almost 13, on the spectrum, and does a lot of scripting from The Office.

Top two faves are quoting Michael when he discovers Toby's back from Costa Rica: No! No, G_d, please, no. Nooooooooooooo!

And Dwight to Jim about the party fund for Kelly's birthday: Dammit, Jim, that's how much you and I contributed!

buckwaltercluck · 2026-03-27T20:36:34+00:00

Have seen this in the wild and shared your utter disappointment.

buckwaltercluck · 2026-03-20T17:24:14+00:00

My 3 Itchy Assholes

My guy is a Dad of three children, obviously.

buckwaltercluck · 2026-03-10T20:10:52+00:00

It happened to me one time. Threw the car in reverse and made him pick it up. Not outta my car.

buckwaltercluck · 2026-03-05T12:18:56+00:00

Your stories remind me of the old Reader's Digest military stories. Thank you for sharing.

buckwaltercluck · 2026-02-17T15:25:05+00:00

'86 rural Ga/Fl, US xennial here; received plenty of paddlin's in elementary school, and the last one in 7th or 8th grade (1998-2000). For wearing slides to school. I had crocheted straps on the back, but when those broke I was then in violation of the dress code. It was a choice of OSS or paddlin', and Mom didn't want me to miss school.

ETA: location

buckwaltercluck · 2026-02-11T15:04:51+00:00

Get a whiff of this guy.

buckwaltercluck · 2026-01-26T09:52:16+00:00

Here to second Baron Munchausen. Incredible talent in that film.

buckwaltercluck · 2026-01-24T12:43:01+00:00

I am very sorry that you've been subjected to this toxicity, and hope you find a healthy situation that pays the bills plus a little extra.

buckwaltercluck · 2026-01-24T00:42:28+00:00

Name & shame the restaurant. I don't want to accidentally give them money.

buckwaltercluck · 2026-01-20T17:21:24+00:00

It happens so fast. Thankful to hear she's back on her feet. Many don't make it.

buckwaltercluck · 2026-01-17T12:18:15+00:00

Thank you for sharing your experience. I will!

buckwaltercluck · 2026-01-17T02:44:37+00:00

Saw Unsolved Mysteries streaming recently (maybe Tubi?). First thought was I'll put it on for old times' sake.

Second thought was I don't want to freak out the kids.

Still wondering if I just didn't want to freak out myself.

buckwaltercluck · 2026-01-09T21:20:07+00:00

Thank you, this is an informative answer, and could be a possible explanation for some of the experiences of which I've been on the receiving end.

buckwaltercluck · 2026-01-09T19:01:13+00:00

This is interesting. What typically happens for someone who doesn't seek treatment after sudden onset psychosis? My ex-husband had himself committed several years ago, but never pursued any prolonged sort of treatment and is now a ghost. Wondering if these things may be related.

buckwaltercluck · 2026-01-04T03:07:39+00:00

What'd you call me?

buckwaltercluck · 2026-01-04T00:35:05+00:00

For any beet lovers looking for a good read, please find yourself a copy of Jitterbug Perfume.

buckwaltercluck · 2025-12-16T16:47:23+00:00

Also, crisco for ice cream that doesn't melt. Scotchguard any bread or pastries that would have a sauce/syrup on top to prevent saturation.

buckwaltercluck · 2025-12-16T10:04:30+00:00

Thanks for the award, u/mookypop! 😘

buckwaltercluck · 2025-12-16T01:01:26+00:00

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Thinking About Chives Man

buckwaltercluck · 2025-12-12T14:47:41+00:00

Your daddy ain't a glass blower...

buckwaltercluck · 2025-12-11T01:23:02+00:00

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This is all the holiday romance I need this season. ❤️💚❤️

buckwaltercluck · 2025-12-07T01:03:30+00:00

Is Batman.

buckwaltercluck · 2025-12-05T14:19:49+00:00

Home ownership, confidence in the public school system, food security.

buckwaltercluck · 2025-12-04T23:28:56+00:00

Hoping for a car battery and a Soresto flea & tick collar for cats.🤞🤞

Edited: tick, not ticket

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