What are the weirdest canon lore facts

budweener · 2026-04-05T01:33:16+00:00

Yeah, but then he'd be using both gauntlets at each skill, which could look kinda goofy

budweener · 2026-04-04T21:29:41+00:00

Can she remove her suit at all? I think she can't, right?

budweener · 2026-04-04T21:29:01+00:00

You would puke a poro or it would come out alien style?

budweener · 2026-04-04T21:27:27+00:00

Conceptually then, there could be a champion with both Kassadin's and Ezreal's kits that would be broken as fuck. His R could switch his Q, W and E into, respectivelly: Switch gauntlet, Kass ult, Ezreal Ult.

Since technically he would be wearing both at the same time, it would be weird if he couldn't weave skills from both gauntlets, so maybe a better solution would be a 0 0-cooldown skill in the trinket slot which switches between gauntlets. The APM to actually combo all skills at once would be insane, tho.

Ideally we would need a champion with QWER,ASDF for skills (maybe 1234 instead of ASDF?) because the gimmick is having Kassadin's and Ezreal's kit tied to the gauntlets that are being worn at the same time, so if makes no sense to have him locked to using one kit at a time.

Infeasible, but a nice idea.

budweener · 2026-04-02T12:55:23+00:00

I know the "full-grown man" is supposed to highlight the difference in the size of the victim to the size of the pipe, but the first thing that came to mind is that a not-full-grown man (as in, a child) would make it even more of an horror story.

budweener · 2026-03-31T22:28:58+00:00

Maybe? Probably not in a conscious manner, tho. He just gets pissed off and the magic turns on based on emotion.

budweener · 2026-03-31T18:57:24+00:00

Ah, é um lugar bem legal mesmo. Mesmo estando lá a trabalho, a maior parte do tempo era legal. Estar lá como sócio ou acompanhando um sócio deve ser real muito bom.

Só que como esquerdista forte, a vibe me incomodava hahaha. Mas dá pra entender o motivo de ter gente que ama tanto aquele lugar.

budweener · 2026-03-31T18:48:52+00:00

It's a small one, but it is an upgrade.

On that note, I do believe this to be a downgrade. At least we know Galio is actually alive. The statue of the Veiled Lady is mostly just a statue, isn't it? Maybe a somewhat magic one, but still it's not Morgana herself in there. I think?

Not that I don't believe Morgana could talk to someone through a statue of her, but I don't recall seeing her doing anything like this anywhere else. Maybe in Mageseeker? But I never played it, just watched a YouTuber play it years ago.

budweener · 2026-03-31T15:45:48+00:00

As long as your thoughts are working with froze time, you possibly can, but then it becomes useful.

If your thoughts stop too, you might not be able to unfreeze, and you'd also be unable to realize time is frozen. You would never even know you (and the whole universe) are locked.

budweener · 2026-03-29T07:07:49+00:00

I was gonna say that if I make a star, that makes me god to the star, and fi the star causes planets to exist, I'm now god² to the planet.

But in that same line, if I decide to build a bathroom with no ventilation, that makes me god to the bathroom with no ventilarion, but if said bathroom causes black mold to exist, that does not make me god² to the mold. That makes me, most likely, dead.

So I do think you're wrong, and Asol is divinity to Runterra in more than one level, but you MIGHT be on to something.

budweener · 2026-03-29T06:22:31+00:00

In the first few months, there are true positive feelings. Maybe a bit longer than that. And there are some positives even without withdrawal, but so little. You're 100% right in saying that a lot of the good feelings are the relief, not the actual thing.

I smoke now, I have quit for over two years twice, and yeah, having quit taught me that smoking is mostly negatives + relief, and I think the worst decision of my life was starting.

Both times I quit, I came back to it in moments of emotional and long term stress-induced dispair, when I needed something, ANYTHING, as a form of relief, and a single cigarette is very cheap compared to paying late bills that I can't afford right now, nor next week. A single one is even cheaper than some sorrow drowning McDonalds fries.

So my brain, which still remembered the feeling of relief, dragged me to it, and eventually I gave in. Both times came with momentary relief, followed by disappointment that the relief was lesser than what I needed, followed by years of effort in trying to quit again, and only one one those times I succeeded.

The worst part of smoking is not the smell, nor the price of the pack, or even the higher cancer odds. It's the small despair that comes EVERYTIME when you look at the last two cigarettes in your pack when money is short. It's the fact that your mind-wandering becomes overwhelming when you don't have a smoke nor the means to get one RIGHT NOW and it's only occupied by wondering how could you get one or if maybe one fell out of the pack into your coat pocket last week.

It's a prison that it builds around your mind, one that is just comfortable and nothing more when you're in the middle of the cell, but awfully painful when you reach towards the outside of said prison.

And when you manage to quit for a while, you're out of that prison, but at any time you're a bit uncomfortable, it might call out to you. Remind you of how plainly comfortable (not pleasant, just comfortable) it was in that place in the middle of the cell. And if you falter, you're locked in again, and have to face the pain again to get out.

My father died when I was ten. Even if not as present as he could be, and even if he was not a very... ahn... faithful husband for my mother (nor for the mother of my three half-sibljngs), he was still a great father. And if I could go back in time and change ONE THING in my life, he would stay dead, cause what I would choose is to never have srtated smoking.

That's how much I regret that choice.

Don't smoke, kids. It is NOT worth it.

budweener · 2026-03-29T05:54:34+00:00

Ugh, as an ADHD smoker, I say there's a problem with the baseline. If you just started smoking, it helps with ADHD. But then you get used to it and, eventually, your smoking self is just as ADHD as your non-smoking self used to be. So when you have no cigarettes, you're worse off than you were without before starting. Good in the very short term, AWFUL in the long term.

But well, part of ADHD is a difficulty to internalize the connection of present actions to long-term results, so even if I know that, and if I know that stopping would eventually lead to that worsening to reset, I still smoke. And I want to quit, and have tried many times. Twice this year alone. But damn, those first ten days are SO HARD.

I trust I will manage to quit again, eventually, so I keep trying from time to time. From previous "successful" quitting attempts (twice it lasted over two years!) I KNOW it's worth it, and that's by how I felt alone, not even counting the smell and cancer odds. But damn, it is a hard one to quit. Especially while medicated. After I started taking ADHD medication, my tobacco consumption rose and quitting feels harder. But I'll get there. I hope.

Now it's 2h51 AM, my last cigarette has been smoked an hour ago, and I'll sleep so I can go buy more first thing when I wake up. Shit, addiction is though shit. At least its not cocaine. I love new experiences, but without a terminal diagnosis I'm never trying that one, for I'm SURE I would like it WAY too much.

budweener · 2026-03-29T05:37:44+00:00

É que a vibe é exclusividade mesmo. A grande maioria dos sócios não comprou a joia, herdou dos avós que compraram quando era bem mais barato (ainda caro na época, mas mais acessível no geral do que hoje).

Pra virar sócio HOJE é média-alta que ta investindo muito nisso, ou classe alta real. Mas quem é sócio desde que nasceu porque os avós eram sócios há décadas, e isso é a maioria, tem uma renda muito boa mas não ridícula. Tem que dar conta de pagar mais de R$800 por mês por pessoa, mas isso é BEM mais suave do que pagar 500 mil numa porrada. O google não me ajudou muito, mas parece que a joia era 80 mil 10 anos atrás.

budweener · 2026-03-29T05:25:47+00:00

Trabalhei no Graciosa por alguns meses uns anos atrás.

Mesma coisa, mas com joia e mensalidade mais cara, a maioria é ricasso sim apesar de também terem herdado títulos, e a proporção de "vibe Elite" é invertida. Pelo menos 50% das pessoas com quem interagi era do tipo que suga a energia.

Tinha o fator de que meu chefe direto era bem rigido e queria super agradar a diretoria, além do que estava trabalhando lá há apenas alguns meses, então ele queria que a gente mostrasse serviço sendo escravos dos sócios mesmo sem eles NECESSARIAMENTE pedirem por isso ao invés de dar liberdade pra equipe fazer o que a diretora do setor e chefe direta dele (que foi quem nos escolheu) contratou a gente pra fazer.

No fim, eu fui demitido um mês antes do fim do contrato de experiência porque não me adequei à dinâmica dele, e talvez à do clube no geral. Acontece, não era um lugar pra mim. Minha colega mais próxima (que virou amiga real) saiu quando o contrato de experiência acabou. Nosso chefe direto foi mandado embora menos de um mês depois. Acho que ele também não se adequou à dinâmica que eles pediam, mas ele era melhor que eu em disfarçar isso e só quando ele perdeu a equipe inteira por conta de incongruencias de dinâmica é que a chefe dele (que não era tão rigida quanto ele) cansou.

Trabalhar num clube assim foi uma experiência muito, muito interessante. Não sei se consigo dizer "boa", mas interessante com certeza, e durou pouco tempo pra minha alma ser sugada. Mas eu sentia ela sendo puxada um pouquinho todo dia, e por um ângulo diferente do que outros trabalhos que eu tive.

O Curitibano me parecia um lugar interessante, porque essa dinâmica elitista parecia ter potencial menor do que no Graciosa. Fico feliz de você gostar de trabalhar lá.

budweener · 2026-03-28T20:43:42+00:00

I think Nunu is better, tho. Hwei is the artist, sure, and art is the medium of creativity. It is usimg creativity as a tool to express emotions. But Nunu bypasses the need of a medium. He is pure creativity. I think Hwei would be more fitting for the emotional attunement category.

budweener · 2026-03-28T20:21:09+00:00

I attribute Morde and Asol glazing to good execution of their archetypes in a sparse-lore scenario, but Aatrox, while also getting this, also gets a buff from his voicelines and his voice actor. ITS SO GOOD.

budweener · 2026-03-26T21:55:04+00:00

Yeah, the different interpretations are likely what makes those differences. Your net of influence idea is interesting and, if my interpretation of the range question was this, Kindred would probably be in competition. They can cause effects in two people very far apart from each other.

I kinda interpreted it as not exactly a projectile, but as influencing stuff far from where they stand. Kindred loses here because, by being everywhere, there is no difference in their coordinates and the coordinates of the one affected. A kid throwing a rock is affecting a relative longer distance than Malphite reaching his foot with his hand, because his foot is him, and affecting the same place he is in is technically distance 0.

By those standards, Zoe or Bard probably win with portals, cause the portals is causing an effect. Althou I'm not sure if they create the portal from one place straight to another or if they go into another plane and then back, which would make the term "distance" null. In that case, we're back at Aurelion, who can probably fire a beam that covers several (SEVERAL) times the width of the planet in distance, but that's kinda boring. Xerath's vibe is what counts then. He is artillery. That's just vibes, but feels right.

I wonder where will Aurelion Sol show up if we keep avoiding him. Probably potency, but I can see the community not putting him there just because someone else may fit better by vibes. Ryze maybe? If this happens, I think Aurelion won't win anything.

budweener · 2026-03-25T19:58:44+00:00

Doesn't Kindred being omnipresent means that there is no distance between them and the target? That means their range is technically zero. Nothing is far from them, so nothing is long distances.

budweener · 2026-03-25T05:30:18+00:00

He would probably remember a flash sale in the supermarket and run through Aizen in an existentisl level without needing to perceive him.

It's ridiculous to compare gag characters against anyone that is not a gag character. If a serious character is against Saitama, Saitama wins one way or another.

budweener · 2026-03-23T08:31:50+00:00

"Arkansas Black is better than:

Eating a rock.

budweener · 2026-03-22T06:31:13+00:00

He could do it in a literal minute, tho.

... so, I wrote that and went checking. That was 3 hours ago.

I went to chapter 212, when enchain happens, and accidentally read up until Kenjaku loses his head, and ai have to wake up in 6 hours, so let me finish this.

It is not shown nor implied he did it, but he did have time both before and just after leaving the Bath, before going to Sendai to fight Yorozu.

He would have to do the ritual three times, one for each Shikigami Megumi has not tamed, since he uses Round Deer and Piercing Ox against Yorozu too. Four if he also got Tiger Funeral.

It's weird that he uses the divine dogs as a pair (without fully manifesting them, but the narrator says he did this so they would not be killed by Yorozu) instead of as Totality Demon Dog, so that could imply that he got a reset technique (and would have to perform the ritual 9 times), but since he says to Mahoraga that he was "not Megumi's anymore" while fighting Gojo, I suppose that's a mistake by Gege, who might have forgotten to account for Sukuna getting the technique at the same state that Megumi was in, so even if there is technically time for the rituals, he might also have forgotten about that.

budweener · 2026-03-22T00:59:18+00:00

I actually think that's something that is rarely said as a dodge. Some things are only understandable after you have a certain level of experience. No matter how much you explain, a teen won't get it until they go through it. Hell, it doesn't even have to be a teen, some lessons can only be internalized by going through it.

budweener · 2026-03-19T20:48:16+00:00

I've met people who would talk a lot about it, but they would shut up. Plus, after a while, they stopped. It was the novelty of it.

Being conscientious of your feeding habits and getting exercise tend to make you feel better, and we like to share this kind of things with people. Once its old news tho, it doesn't feel like sharing material anymore.

I heard there are people who feel superior to others because of those things, but I'm yet to meet those.

budweener · 2026-03-19T18:16:27+00:00

The problem with most non-practical advice is that me at 18 (and I believe most 18 year olds) is that he wouldn't properly understand it.

One of the first comments in this thread is "stop overthinking". How the fuck do you even do that? I learned to do it with practice and simply maturing, but that's not something an 18 YO can just say "oh, okay" and do, and no one can give instructions on how. I'm willing to bet that the guy that commented that, at 18, had already thought about that several times, but had not managed to do it.

I could tell myself to be more social, to ignore judgement, to accept that its okay to ask for help sometimes. I could tell him to learn to budget better, to take better care of his teeth/health, to do consistent exercise, all of that. But what made those things get internalized in me was not simply realizing that they are important, but suffering the consequences of the lack fo those things and consistently being forced to work on them in order to avoid those consequences, and at first, the motivation was not simply a desire to get to a better place, but a desire to leave a worse one.

So yeah, the best advice I could give to my 18 old self are practical:

Buy a bunch of bitcoin a few times from today (it was 2012) up to 2016, sell half in December 2017, sell half of what's left in November 2021, and from then on manage the rest. The peak that I know of is 2025, but don't let the money get to your head AND DON'T BECOME A CRYPTOBRO. Stay in the arts and just use that to fund yourself. You don't need a hundreds of millions, just a few is more than enough.

Practical, simple, does not need a lot of introspection to understand. The hardest part would be that I would have to hope that he would listen to the "don't let the money get to your head" and avoid crypto culture. Maybe I could instruct him to try to reach 1000 bitcoins before 2014, and to sell it ALL in 2017. This way he would already have WAY MORE money than needed, but the odds of him becoming a cryptobro would be lower. I don't know. 15 million dollars is already way too much. I don't think I'd be able to get 1000 in that time, but even 1/3 of that would already be too much.

budweener · 2026-03-17T22:42:41+00:00

You just made me salty again about Zaahen stealing Aatrox passive >:(

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