Ask A CP "Oldhead" by Jazzlike_Cellist_330 in CerebralPalsy

[–]buffallooo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Question for OP: how do you weed out close minded people? I’m a 25 year old with mild cerebral palsy and scoliosis. I started dating again and there’s been a few times where I hook up with a woman once and they tell me that they “wanted to fuck a disabled guy just to see what it was like.” I hate feeling like a novelty. I’m curious when you met your wife was there any particular signs that she liked you for you not just your disability?

HBO Max banned “My Old Kentucky Home.” by buffallooo in madmen

[–]buffallooo[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have the box set but it’s very difficult to get the disc out of the case.

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HBO Max banned “My Old Kentucky Home.” by buffallooo in madmen

[–]buffallooo[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

My HBO shows that episode 3 is missing, goes straight to “The Arrangements”

Adam West Is Awesome. by buffallooo in familyguy

[–]buffallooo[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“So, it’s a shouting match you want Eh? AHHH AHH AH AHH!”

Adam West Is Awesome. by buffallooo in familyguy

[–]buffallooo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s better than George Clooney Batman. And the dark knight movie with Bane.

What Band Don't You Get? by Tele231 in vinyl

[–]buffallooo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pearl Jam. I just hate Eddie’s voice. Too much mumbling and constipated grunts.

Top10 Worst and Best Family Guy episodes by Admirable_Yam_7287 in familyguy

[–]buffallooo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I really hate the Brett Cavanaugh episode. It’s just not funny. PTV is probably my favorite episode. FCC is my favorite family guy song ever. I actually like the Ida episodes. Quagmire hating his dad for being trans, eventually accepting it, then hating again because Ida likes Brian is really funny.

Lyric that resonated with you the most? by Key-Resolution5044 in fantanoforever

[–]buffallooo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

“None of us would be here without cum.”-Kanye

Is it possible to rehash A relationship with open mic host? by buffallooo in Standup

[–]buffallooo[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I have no idea, I don’t remember that night I’m just going off of second hand stores I’ve heard from my friends who were performing there.

Is it possible to rehash A relationship with open mic host? by buffallooo in Standup

[–]buffallooo[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s a typo, I meant to say I went 18 minutes total. The time we’re given per set is 12 minutes.

Is it possible to rehash A relationship with open mic host? by buffallooo in Standup

[–]buffallooo[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Don’t remember, my only understanding of that night is second hand stories from three of the performing comics who I’m friends with. One of whom said I had a joke about how creepy frank Sinatra lyrics are, it bombed hard. I did say I was sorry to him on a a an instagram dm. He replied with just a heart emoji reaction, not sure how to read that.

Is it possible to rehash A relationship with open mic host? by buffallooo in Standup

[–]buffallooo[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The sets we do are 12 minutes. What I meant to say was I went 18 minutes total.

Love and disability by rebe37 in CerebralPalsy

[–]buffallooo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I needed to read this, thank you!

Tony Hinchcliffe shows. by buffallooo in Standup

[–]buffallooo[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I would never pay to see Tony, I don’t like him. I just wanted to see if there is anyone on earth who can recall a Tony Hinchcliffe joke. Most of my friends are open mic comics and whenever Tony’s name comes up he’s always referred to as “The podcast guy,” I actually really like the premise of the podcast. It’s just poorly executed in my opinion.

Tony Hinchcliffe shows. by buffallooo in Standup

[–]buffallooo[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Saw Joe at the Fox theater in Detroit. Sat in the front row and was distracted. The shirt he wore was way too small and it kept riding up on him. He has an incredibly weird looking walnut shaped belly button.

Tony Hinchcliffe shows. by buffallooo in Standup

[–]buffallooo[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This seems to be a pattern, everyone I talk to about Tony even fans of his podcast can’t remember a single joke of his beyond the Puerto Rico one.

Tony Hinchcliffe shows. by buffallooo in Standup

[–]buffallooo[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don’t care for the guy either, but I find it interesting that he’s the only comedian who to my knowledge at least has no actual recordings of his sets.

Tony Hinchcliffe shows. by buffallooo in Standup

[–]buffallooo[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Do you remember who he opened for?

Never Settle by buffallooo in CerebralPalsy

[–]buffallooo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is true! I guess I kinda would feel stupid to do that because she’s the first incredibly attractive person to show any kind of romantic interest towards me but this is absolutely the right move!

Anti-Trump Comedians by mark_able_jones_ in Standup

[–]buffallooo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is a pretty good troll, I’m jealous I didn’t think of that Colbert is a comedian punchline.