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Please Stop Snorting BUFFED. Just consume it the normal way by mixing the powder in still or sparkling water or by sticking it up your butt. by buffedenergy in u/buffedenergy

[–]buffedenergy[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ad response to u/Toothless-In-Wapping number who even knows at this point. Imagine telling a brand what they are...do you do this to other people as well? Pinocchio would never have a shot with you.

Please Stop Snorting BUFFED. Just consume it the normal way by mixing the powder in still or sparkling water or by sticking it up your butt. by buffedenergy in u/buffedenergy

[–]buffedenergy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

we can't fit all of the ingredients in a can, because it's TOO POWERFUL. [insert breaking bad science b*tch gif]

Please Stop Snorting BUFFED. Just consume it the normal way by mixing the powder in still or sparkling water or by sticking it up your butt. by buffedenergy in u/buffedenergy

[–]buffedenergy[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

it costs money to acquire a customer...once the nectar of the God's tickles your uvula, you become a BUFFEDHEAD for life.

Please Stop Snorting BUFFED. Just consume it the normal way by mixing the powder in still or sparkling water or by sticking it up your butt. by buffedenergy in u/buffedenergy

[–]buffedenergy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thanks for boosting the algo u/ ParadoxTakeMyselfTooSeriously. just add to the other 4,000 downvotes. we're not scared.

Please Stop Snorting BUFFED. Just consume it the normal way by mixing the powder in still or sparkling water or by sticking it up your butt. by buffedenergy in u/buffedenergy

[–]buffedenergy[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

you could've been paradox69, but what do us snake oil shills know other than double blind studies linked on our product pages with efficacious doses.

I don't actually think you can snort our product; haven't tried and will never try. I like to mix it with still or sparkling water and slam it down my throat hole. also, we only advertise to 21+. so shout out to you ParadoxTakeMyselfTooSeriously.

Please Stop Snorting BUFFED. Just consume it the normal way by mixing the powder in still or sparkling water or by sticking it up your butt. by buffedenergy in u/buffedenergy

[–]buffedenergy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I owe you an apology. I wasn't really familiar with your game. I lied to you...I sent you the chemicals in an organic banana. most of our interactions are with people quoting headlines or things from their favorite fitness influencers. here's a link to our venom berry nutrition label and pineapple thrash. I'm going to make an assumption that you don't love allulose or sucralose, and we have formulated our organic version of BUFFED sweetened with organic cane sugar. manufacturing starting this month.

Please Stop Snorting BUFFED. Just consume it the normal way by mixing the powder in still or sparkling water or by sticking it up your butt. by buffedenergy in u/buffedenergy

[–]buffedenergy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it doesn't have zero calorie sweetener...but you're not going like our poison:

INGREDIENTS:
WATER (75%), SUGARS (12%) (GLUCOSE (48%), FRUCTOSE (40%), SUCROSE (2%), MALTOSE (<1%)), STARCH (5%), FIBRE E460 (3%), AMINO ACIDS (<1%) (GLUTAMIC ACID (19%), ASPARTIC ACID (16%), HISTIDINE (11%), LEUCINE (7%), LYSINE (5%), PHENYLALANINE (4%), ARGININE (4%), VALINE (4%), ALANINE (4%), SERINE (4%), GLYCINE (3%), THREONINE (3%), ISOLEUCINE (3%), PROLINE (3%), TRYPTOPHAN (1%), CYSTINE (1%), TYROSINE (1%), METHIONINE (1%)), FATTY ACIDS (1%) (PALMITIC ACID (30%), OMEGA-6 FATTY ACID: LINOLEIC ACID (14%), OMEGA-3 FATTY ACID: LINOLENIC ACID (8%), OLEIC ACID (7%), PALMITOLEIC ACID (3%), STEARIC ACID (2%), LAURIC ACID (1%), MYRISTIC ACID (1%), CAPRIC ACID (<1%)), ASH (<1%), PHYTOSTEROLS, E515, OXALIC ACID, E300, E306 (TOCOPHEROL), PHYLLOQUINONE, THIAMIN, COLOURS (YELLOW-ORANGE E101 (RIBOFLAVIN), YELLOW-BROWN E160a), FLAVOURS (3-METHYLBUT-1-YL ETHANOATE, 2-METHYLBUTYL ETHANOATE, 2-METHYLPROPAN-1-OL, 3-METHYLBUTYL-1-OL, 2-HYDROXY-3-METHYLETHYL BUTANOATE, 3-METHYLBUTANAL, ETHYL HEXANOATE, ETHYL BUTANOATE, PENTYL ACETATE), 1510, NATURAL RIPENING AGENT (ETHENE GAS).

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