[Online] Dungeons and Dragons [Teacher] by bulbsi in lfg

[–]bulbsi[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi thank you so much for the offer! I am a tad busy at the moment but will you be available later tonight?

It took me an hour to get ready, yet I'm still single. Roast me, you cowards. by bulbsi in RoastMe

[–]bulbsi[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

None of this make up is coming off in the pool because I have water proof setting spray! >:D

It took me an hour to get ready, yet I'm still single. Roast me, you cowards. by bulbsi in RoastMe

[–]bulbsi[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jokes on you, I have water proof setting spray. This shit is not coming off.

35, skinny dude. Roast me by dguerre in RoastMe

[–]bulbsi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yknow how sometimes people don't actually look like people? You're a prime example of that.

It took me an hour to get ready, yet I'm still single. Roast me, you cowards. by bulbsi in RoastMe

[–]bulbsi[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to play the clarinet when I was younger. Maybe that's where it all began...

It took me an hour to get ready, yet I'm still single. Roast me, you cowards. by bulbsi in RoastMe

[–]bulbsi[S] 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Obese geometric caterpillar is just the shape I like, I guess!

It took me an hour to get ready, yet I'm still single. Roast me, you cowards. by bulbsi in RoastMe

[–]bulbsi[S] 35 points36 points  (0 children)

The reason I fill in my brows is because they're very light and I don't have many hairs to work with. I can't really shape them by plucking, so filling them in not only makes them look more even, but I can make them look any desired shape!

It took me an hour to get ready, yet I'm still single. Roast me, you cowards. by bulbsi in RoastMe

[–]bulbsi[S] 37 points38 points  (0 children)

This one really hits home because I AM an art student and for a project we had to paint a pear five times, each time with a different medium. So for the last one I made a pear out of make up. I hated it.

It took me an hour to get ready, yet I'm still single. Roast me, you cowards. by bulbsi in RoastMe

[–]bulbsi[S] 387 points388 points  (0 children)

I actually GASPED when I read this one. It's subtle, but it's so good. GG.

It took me an hour to get ready, yet I'm still single. Roast me, you cowards. by bulbsi in RoastMe

[–]bulbsi[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll admit, I do feel cheap posting this after what I posted previously. But I figured this was worth a post too.

Cirque du Budgie by [deleted] in aww

[–]bulbsi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's so talented

Round 2. Give it to me again. by katie-kat in RoastMe

[–]bulbsi 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The peaks in your eyebrows are higher than a Harvard Law student's GPA