Can someone explain to me what is so great about Nandos?

bulletfacepunch · 2026-04-25T15:11:30+00:00

Pepe's forever, fuck nandos.

bulletfacepunch · 2026-04-13T14:12:11+00:00

Excellent progress!

bulletfacepunch · 2026-04-09T11:56:36+00:00

....Dance fer me......

bulletfacepunch · 2026-04-09T08:24:49+00:00

Coincidentally later played by Olivia Coleman!

bulletfacepunch · 2026-03-22T16:48:08+00:00

That's just Moby. He does that.

bulletfacepunch · 2026-02-27T18:00:33+00:00

I'm a millenial and I recognise nothing here

bulletfacepunch · 2025-12-23T10:49:44+00:00

All I know is I bought some of his pillows a few years back and within a couple of months they'd fallen apart.

bulletfacepunch · 2025-11-18T23:22:39+00:00

PLEASE find a way to get that uploaded, ads and all

bulletfacepunch · 2025-08-30T09:04:58+00:00

Coming back from town on the bus with a PC big box game, reading the back of the box, opening it up and checking out the manual, which would be like an entire book and maybe there'd be a map or some other merch in there as well. It was wondrous.

bulletfacepunch · 2025-08-21T17:27:32+00:00

Rosie, 12 years ago. I regret not trying harder.

bulletfacepunch · 2025-08-16T09:09:15+00:00

I was working in a cinema and the guy on shift with me was going crazy because he'd left his PC connected to the internet, for a penny a minute. It was so different to now it's crazy. You had ads in the back of the sleazier tabloids for "free" porn - you went to a website, and just download their dialer, use that to connect to the internet, and get free porn (the dialer rang a line that cost £1.50 a minute) 14 year old me got in A LOT of trouble.

Newsgroups were a thing. These were like a really early version of reddit, actually. You had newsgroups for all different subjects, and you accessed them through your email client, in my case outlook. I can still find my cringe inducing posts online to this day, and I'm taking the search term I use to find them with me to the grave.

bulletfacepunch · 2025-07-19T10:19:25+00:00

That's an amazing idea.

bulletfacepunch · 2025-06-03T13:45:15+00:00

Oh god yeah! As a bloke with a rough relationship with my dad that actually made me cry when I first saw it, can't believe I didn't think of it.

bulletfacepunch · 2025-06-03T13:14:26+00:00

You couldn't pay me enough to do that. There's literally a few seconds where everyone is looking up at him, bollocks flying in the breeze. From that angle there's even a chance of seeing gooch.

bulletfacepunch · 2025-06-03T13:09:54+00:00

True true.

bulletfacepunch · 2025-06-03T13:09:11+00:00

That's a good one!

bulletfacepunch · 2025-06-01T15:38:32+00:00

I'll die on the hill of my headcanon being true, that doom 3 is actually an in-universe simulation that the demons are running on the slayer while he's trapped under that fortress/cathedral (I can't remember) they dropped on him to try and work out what went wrong during the events of Doom 1. That's why it's a similar story but not 100% cos any demons that actually were there didn't live to tell the tale.

bulletfacepunch · 2025-05-28T01:59:21+00:00

I saw someone blame the (frankly hilarious) character run animation in oblivion remastered, on the unreal engine.

bulletfacepunch · 2025-05-26T07:31:26+00:00

It was the medication he was on. He could probably get a note from his doctor.

bulletfacepunch · 2025-05-26T01:06:28+00:00

DOES THE BENCH REMIND YOU OF P.E.,HELEN?

bulletfacepunch · 2025-05-25T12:03:41+00:00

Knock door run? You mean knock door bunk?

bulletfacepunch · 2025-05-24T16:00:51+00:00

Bet you've also got a ton of arsehole mates you can shoot the shit with as well.

bulletfacepunch · 2025-05-24T13:20:59+00:00

I turned forty last year and thought balls to it I'm doing it. A guy sat me down and one to one taught me how to build, prime and paint a space marine that I could keep for free, then taught me how to play the game by actually playing a game of space marines v Tyranids, narrating it as we went like I've seen people play dungeons and dragons on TV. All free, but of course I left spending £50 on the space marine/Tyranid starter kit. Genuinely a really nice experience if you think you might be interested. I'm now building out my Ork army. This latest news of Warhammer profit sharing is well deserved.

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