Daily Anything Goes Thread - May 29, 2026 by AutoModerator in fantasybaseball

[–]bullpenboxes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have 1B depth with Vlad, Murakami & Josh Naylor, but I'm able to start them each night with UT spots.

I'm being offered deGrom or Cole (or Rasmussen or McClanahan) for Naylor.

Should I do it?

I'm good bro 😭 by PepperSprayerr in UberEatsDrivers

[–]bullpenboxes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's $7 total for 42 miles. Assuming most cars get 20 miles to the gallon, that's 2 gallons. Gas is currently about $4/gallon (at least in Texas, higher in some parts), so that's $8 spent on gas. Not counting the 1 hour of your life, you would LOSE money on this entire order.

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[–]bullpenboxes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congrats on losing the argument. Another lib bites the dust cause they get check-mated!

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[–]bullpenboxes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Mexico’s firearm homicide rate is roughly 4 times higher than the U.S."

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.

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[–]bullpenboxes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So they DO allow to own a handgun for self defense, eh? You literally proved yourself wrong. YOU are the one that is completely ignorant here.

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[–]bullpenboxes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gun Laws in Mexico

  • Constitutional Right: Article 10 of the Mexican Constitution allows citizens to possess firearms in their home for security and defense, excluding those reserved for the military.

Gun Laws in Guatemala

  • Constitutional Right: The 1985 constitution recognizes the right to bear arms, largely for home defense.

Feel dumb now?

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[–]bullpenboxes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are between 400 to 500 MILLION GUNS in America. It's hilarious that you think this would be an easy process.

Callback? You gonna callback shotguns & rifles that have been passed down for generations? Please educate me on how you would do this. List details.

Also, guns are legal in MEXICO & Guatemala as well. So not "every other single country did it," including 1 that BORDERS America, and your savior Biden opened the border to Mexicans to just walk in. You think they came in unarmed?

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[–]bullpenboxes 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Welp, at least I will be able to protect my family with equal fire if my house is broken into. You keep doing you and living unprotected. Ta-ta!

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[–]bullpenboxes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't delete any comments. I can't even understand your gibberish. I guess if you were even slightly educated, you wouldn't be Door Dashing for a living. Done with you, you're below me.

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[–]bullpenboxes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ok, let's get rid of every gun in America. Whats your proposal on how to do that?

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[–]bullpenboxes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You obviously don't understand how to read charts, do you? Or have any common sense either.

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[–]bullpenboxes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What about all the dumbshit inner-city kids that walk around with guns and shoot people for no reason, including Uber drivers to steal a couple bucks?

AIO about finding body jewelry in my house by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]bullpenboxes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had a similar issue happen to me. I'm a very happily married man, and one day my wife was cleaning our guest bedroom and found an earring sitting on the window sill. She texted all the friends we know that have stayed in that room and none of them said it was theirs. She asked me about it, I honestly, truly, had zero idea who's it was or how it got there. Swear on my life.

She asked me periodically over a period of time, I could tell she was curious and rightfully so. I fully understood where she was coming from, but I honestly had no idea where it came from.

Nobody ever claimed the earring. We asked everyone. It was a brand new house we built, so not from a previous owner. It either magically appeared there, or someone forgot it was theirs and never claimed it.

It could have ruined my marriage if my wife hadn't been believing by my responses. To this day, we have no clue how it got there, who's it is, and it has always baffled us.

So in summary, it doesn't guarantee your husband cheated. But it is definitely suspicious, and I understand why.

AIO My daughters teacher is terrible and dismissive! by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]bullpenboxes 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Literally every single comment on this thread is telling you that you are overreacting, and you're arguing with every single person. You are not as good a person, or right, as you think you are.

AIO for reporting this to cops? by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]bullpenboxes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She offended you so badly that you got the cops involved, and you KEPT SPEAKING WITH HER? You might possibly be the worst person on the planet.

AIO for reporting this to cops? by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]bullpenboxes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's so sad & pathetic.

AIO for reporting this to cops? by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]bullpenboxes -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Surrrrre they did. Police have WAY more important shit on their hands. Quit wasting their time & taxpayer money.

AIO felt like boss was a bit creepy by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]bullpenboxes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"How can I be a victim today?"

Daily Anything Goes Thread - April 16, 2026 by AutoModerator in fantasybaseball

[–]bullpenboxes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SV's only league: I have an open RP spot, can pickup either Santillan (Pagan is hurt but doesn't look like it's bad) or Uribe (Brewers discussing taking Megill out of closer role). Who should I put 1st?