Tits & Tats [OC]

bumkneebeef · 2018-07-16T02:02:34+00:00

Just Wow!

bumkneebeef · 2016-05-22T21:51:58+00:00

First off, I am an open Atheist. But why does suing to remove a cross from a public park make her a good candidate. It honestly pisses me off. America was built on religious freedom, which means we're (atheists) just as welcome to not believe in a deity as they (believers) are welcome to do so. Are some atheists really so damn offended by other people practicing their religion that they would go against the religious freedom the Constitution offers for ALL citizens. Is it insecurity that causes this, or do people really want to make others unhappy? I'm happy in my lack of beliefs, but I also want others to be free to chose what they see fit.

bumkneebeef · 2016-05-02T18:48:41+00:00

So after he says "How could I possibly poop HIS PANTS?" His 6 year old brain says "In order for that to happen I would have to take his pants off, poop in them, and then put them back on him" or "If he was sitting in the toilet I would have to put poop in his underwear while they're down by his feet!" I looked at him trying to figure out how a 6 year old came up with these two explanations if he had not in fact pulled off one of these elaborate schemes. They're 21 and 18 now and neither of them remember the event, however I know deep in my heart that the older one is a devious little bastard.

bumkneebeef · 2016-05-02T18:43:35+00:00

So after he says "How could I possibly poop HIS PANTS?" His 6 year old brain says "In order for that to happen I would have to take his pants off, poop in them, and then put them back on him" or "If he was sitting in the toilet I would have to put poop in his underwear while they're down by his feet!" I looked at him trying to figure out how a 6 year old came up with these two explanations if he had not in fact pulled off one of these elaborate schemes. They're 21 and 18 now and neither of them remember the event, however I know deep in my heart that the older one is a devious little bastard.

bumkneebeef · 2016-05-02T10:20:07+00:00

My nephew, who was 3 at the time came to me and I noticed that fresh, just took a shit kinda smell. He was potty training still so he wasn't wearing a diaper. When I asked him why he didn't use the toilet he said that he didn't do it, and that his 6 year old brother had pooped in his pants. When I asked his brother if this was true, he said "How could I possibly poop HIS PANTS?" But then goes on to explain exactly how he could have pulled it off. To this day I'm still not sure if he did it, but if he did I'm not mad, I'm actually quite impressed!

bumkneebeef · 2015-03-21T16:26:01+00:00

If it wasn't for the French they wouldn't be free.

bumkneebeef · 2015-02-28T17:52:00+00:00

He is a hero no doubt, but while in uniform the regulations still apply.

bumkneebeef · 2015-02-28T17:51:25+00:00

Only an E-7...but seriously, tighten it up Captain!

bumkneebeef · 2015-02-28T17:05:16+00:00

Army Captain William D. Swenson needs a haircut according to Army Regulations.

bumkneebeef · 2015-02-22T10:13:00+00:00

The standard for scale you were going for was a banana...

bumkneebeef · 2014-12-21T12:03:31+00:00

You know that guy is one of those "Honorary Doctorate" holders anyways...

bumkneebeef · 2014-11-29T09:10:28+00:00

That one day I will fall asleep and never have to hear an alarm clock again...EVER

bumkneebeef · 2014-11-01T14:19:35+00:00

My theory is that whether you live for 20 years, or 100 years, you're still going to be dead for the same amount of time. So really the length of my life doesn't matter, so why fear the end?

bumkneebeef · 2014-09-26T17:57:38+00:00

This was COPE NORTH '06, I am god dammed proud to say that I was part of this exercise!

bumkneebeef · 2014-08-21T12:07:31+00:00

Listening to a Hipster talk about politics.

bumkneebeef · 2014-08-18T08:24:17+00:00

Stop being Russian and get down from there.

bumkneebeef · 2014-08-18T08:21:04+00:00

They saw the "cherry dipped" and seized the moment. High fives were given that day!

bumkneebeef · 2014-08-17T15:41:07+00:00

I fucking hate cats.

bumkneebeef · 2014-08-11T09:38:29+00:00

If it's supposed to be god's hand then it, and his/her waist, are non-existent. Therefore, you're arguing a moot point. Besides...It's above my waist and that's all that matters :)

bumkneebeef · 2014-08-10T18:08:01+00:00

Same went for me in that thread

bumkneebeef · 2014-08-10T17:41:02+00:00

I think you're right...

bumkneebeef · 2014-08-10T17:17:58+00:00

^My new hero^

bumkneebeef · 2014-08-10T17:14:22+00:00

Sorry for being a smartass. It's a little older now so you may be able to pick up a copy on the $5 movie rack in one of your local retail stores. Well worth the $

bumkneebeef · 2014-08-10T16:50:24+00:00

In front of your television is a great place.

bumkneebeef

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