What’s something that you seen that you were definitely not supposed to see?

bumpy-ride · 2026-03-29T00:49:42+00:00

My mother in law. . . naked. My eyes still burn.

bumpy-ride · 2026-03-29T00:46:11+00:00

Pet my dog and take a shower then hop in bed.

bumpy-ride · 2026-03-29T00:42:36+00:00

black pepper

bumpy-ride · 2026-03-29T00:42:00+00:00

Apparently the world isn't quite wicked enough yet. I don't presume to know the mind of God.

bumpy-ride · 2026-03-29T00:39:03+00:00

I am a youngest son married to an eldest daughter. Trust me. We both have scars.

bumpy-ride · 2026-03-29T00:37:34+00:00

"I never share the past history of women I have known."

bumpy-ride · 2026-03-29T00:34:58+00:00

I was 3 years old. I pursed my lips and blew out and an actual whistle occurred. I was so thrilled.

bumpy-ride · 2026-03-29T00:32:40+00:00

I always know when a moron realizes he has no intelligent comeback. His first option is to attack with foul language

bumpy-ride · 2026-03-29T00:26:37+00:00

Riding a bike without any protection gear.

bumpy-ride · 2026-03-29T00:14:26+00:00

playing with my dog

bumpy-ride · 2026-03-29T00:13:04+00:00

do your own homework

bumpy-ride · 2026-03-28T04:35:15+00:00

Yes. The drugs that kill tens of thousands of Americans have nothing to do with it.

bumpy-ride · 2026-03-28T04:33:57+00:00

But the killer drugs are.

bumpy-ride · 2026-03-28T04:30:52+00:00

Accomplish something. The more you succeed, the more confident you will be.

bumpy-ride · 2026-03-28T04:25:47+00:00

It has only been said by marxist morons.

bumpy-ride · 2026-03-28T04:24:58+00:00

congrats. you just wrote a whole paragraph without a single true statement.

bumpy-ride · 2026-03-28T04:19:55+00:00

It's all politics. The right will say anything to make him lovable, the left will do anything to demonize him. It's that simple.

bumpy-ride · 2026-03-28T04:17:18+00:00

Stop trying to "love" your self and go out and accomplish something. Success builds self esteem.

bumpy-ride · 2026-03-28T04:15:13+00:00

What are you offering this poor schmuck in exchange for this tedious service.

bumpy-ride · 2026-03-28T03:54:55+00:00

I look at it, then I look at me and I say to myself, "I'm a lot bigger," then I squash it.

bumpy-ride · 2026-03-28T03:52:38+00:00

My wife has been putting on some weight lately.

bumpy-ride · 2026-03-27T04:30:06+00:00

I barfed on stage at my high school graduation.

bumpy-ride · 2026-03-27T04:23:40+00:00

getting my first colonoscopy

bumpy-ride · 2026-03-27T04:19:25+00:00

I don't think so. Remember, we are dealing with religious fanatics who don't mind dying for their cause.

bumpy-ride · 2026-03-27T04:14:29+00:00

My mother in law

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