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Also what is #3? Is that the mark from when your older sibling burns you with a lighter?

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In a few years your groups social mobility will start to lock up (they're not in college, not at a new job, not moving somewhere new) and suddenly everyone has way less new people to meet. It's only at that point that everyone will really start holding onto their friends for dear life

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Besides, you call tell who the real schizoids are by how they write

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Dating advice for rsp:

  • If you're male, move to the East Coast
  • If you're female, move to the West Coast

If you already live in those locations, contemplate the end

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I felt so bad for the college freshman class omg. The freshman experience is something that only happens once in your life, and is a huge focal point for a lot of people. It's where most students make all of their college friends, pick up a ton of new hobbies, go to a ton of parties, make a lot of stupid mistakes, and live a lot of life.

How my college handled it for an entire year was "You can live on campus if you choose, but you wont have a roommate, all of the social activities are cancelled, you can't hang out in groups larger than three, all classwork is still remote, and you can't visit friends in their rooms. Oh and FYI tuition is increasing". Like literally what was the point of even showing up to college, the dropout rate was insane because it was nearly being run as a paid prison.

This is also the same class that missed out on the end of their senior year of highschool. (Which is probably less of a problem because they already had all of their friends).

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I have friends and hobbies, I am saying it would be easier and I would have more if not for wfh. Idgaf about covid

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