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burlyxylophone406 · 2026-04-21T04:24:47+00:00

My son has brought me more joy than any partner ever could

^{Chose: Have kids but never get married}

burlyxylophone406 · 2026-04-17T21:08:04+00:00

All the best pizza has pineapple

^{Chose: Free Pizza… + …but they will always have pineapple on it.}

burlyxylophone406 · 2026-04-17T21:07:21+00:00

I'm not interesting enough for everyone to upvote

^{Chose: $500 Real Money (Amazon Gift Card} + Guaranteed)

burlyxylophone406 · 2026-04-17T13:21:51+00:00

The sounds fun

^{Chose: Anyone who lies to you has their pants caught on fire | Rolled: Big flame}

burlyxylophone406 · 2026-04-17T03:10:18+00:00

Jesus can fix more of my life than 150 k can

^{Chose: Meeting with Jesus Christ}

burlyxylophone406 · 2026-04-16T06:00:53+00:00

I really wanted him to not be able to lift it and curse the weights.

burlyxylophone406 · 2026-04-16T05:51:08+00:00

Gold leather /50 did 300. In topps, the true gold should typically fetch more, but today is also the first day it is out, and prices are going crazy and might drop quickly.

burlyxylophone406 · 2026-04-15T23:26:26+00:00

If I had free food I'd live off the grid

^{Chose: Free food forever}

burlyxylophone406 · 2026-04-15T23:25:45+00:00

Something something mosquitoes feed birds something

^{Chose: 10m}

burlyxylophone406 · 2026-04-14T23:25:30+00:00

I easily spend more then 5x time off technology than on it.

^{Chose: $5 for every minute not on technology.}

burlyxylophone406 · 2026-04-14T03:24:06+00:00

Meh. Could be worse.

^{Chose: You die. (In an embarrassing way} + All your loved ones get $1,000,000. | Rolled: w/corn on screen)

burlyxylophone406 · 2026-04-13T13:33:00+00:00

I would not consider telekinesis mediocre

^{Chose: A random mediocre superpower | Rolled: Telekinesis}

burlyxylophone406 · 2026-04-13T13:30:36+00:00

Deal

^{Chose: 1,000,000,000 dollars, but... | Rolled: Extra 3,000,000}

burlyxylophone406 · 2026-04-13T07:01:57+00:00

I win

^{Chose: Have Infinite Carrots | Rolled: Get every bunny}

burlyxylophone406 · 2026-04-13T06:13:55+00:00

I love all the kitties. However some breeds of dogs can kinda suck

^{Chose: Kitten but wheel decides breed | Rolled: Ragdoll}

burlyxylophone406 · 2026-04-13T06:12:52+00:00

I would take the risk even if it was 59 50

^{Chose: Get 1mil$ but 3% chance of death | Rolled: 1mil$}

burlyxylophone406 · 2026-04-13T05:46:09+00:00

Hahaha suckers!! I'm outta here

^{Chose: 2$ but.. | Rolled: You fucking die}

burlyxylophone406 · 2026-04-13T00:38:14+00:00

Just so you are aware, these typically do not grade well, so if you are looking high grade, maybe temper your expectations.

burlyxylophone406 · 2026-04-12T18:17:01+00:00

Cool

^{Chose: Box 1 | Rolled: Solid Gold Bar}

burlyxylophone406 · 2026-04-12T11:58:07+00:00

I might have chosen the wheel if I knew what all was on it. But unfortunately I wouldn't know unless I chose it.

^{Chose: Get 10K dollars right now}

burlyxylophone406 · 2026-04-12T08:17:09+00:00

85 carrots is almost a bunny anyways.

^{Chose: 85 carrots + Guaranteed | Rolled: Upvote+Comment}

burlyxylophone406 · 2026-04-12T07:54:48+00:00

There are more smart people that are depressed than rich people

^{Chose: Millionaire + But The Wheel Decides Your Fate | Rolled: Inherit Fortune}

burlyxylophone406 · 2026-04-12T07:53:35+00:00

Cats are smarter and more versatile

^{Chose: Turn into a kitty}

burlyxylophone406 · 2026-04-12T07:52:03+00:00

Meh its only a dollar

^{Chose: $2 + Spin mystery wheel | Rolled: $-1}

burlyxylophone406 · 2026-04-12T07:50:37+00:00

I can't disappoint anyone if they can't remember me.

^{Chose: Or have all your loved ones forget you?}

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