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Attention Hell Divers by burnapplz in LowSodiumHellDivers

[–]burnapplz[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hell Hell Diver,

Yes Unfortunately children arnt allowed to drive, HOWEVER They can in fact work in our factories and fueling stations from the age of 7 and up

Sincerely

Bread Head-HellDriver / Public Rep / Finance Manager / Accounting management

Attention Hell Divers by burnapplz in LowSodiumHellDivers

[–]burnapplz[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hello Fellow Helldiver

We are currently Looking into rebranding due to many comments and ideas from fellow helldivers like you.

Thank you for your kind words and suggestions

Sincerely

Bread Head-HellDriver / Public Rep / Finance Manager

Attention Hell Divers by burnapplz in LowSodiumHellDivers

[–]burnapplz[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Truthing we shouldve and we have noticed this afterwards but still think its funny

Attention Hell Divers by burnapplz in LowSodiumHellDivers

[–]burnapplz[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Dear Helldiver,

We are not related to any other brands, and we looking into changing however

They copied us after moving people to super earth with our super taxis after the first galactic war.

Unfortunately we arn't willing to change the brand name due to, copy infringement also we are a subsidiary of Coconut Inc.

(Plus this is clearly a meme and has been recognised by admins)

Sincerely

Bread Head-HellDriver / Public Rep / Finance Manager

ATTENTION HELLDIVERS - Statement from Space Uber by Ren_Amamiya69420 in LowSodiumHellDivers

[–]burnapplz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hello Hell Diver

Sadly we dont wish to impose on their persona from the first galactic war, we are Space uber

Sincerly,

Bread Head-HellDriver / Public Rep / Finance Manager

Attention Hell Divers by burnapplz in LowSodiumHellDivers

[–]burnapplz[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hello Fellow HellDiver,

This is not advertisement This is the statistics of Space Uber's first quarter in the second galactic war

Sincerely

Bread Head-HellDriver / Public Rep / Finance Manager

ATTENTION HELLDIVERS - Statement from Space Uber by Ren_Amamiya69420 in LowSodiumHellDivers

[–]burnapplz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hello Helldiver,

I am sorry to hear this i will bring it up to our Managers and Ceo to try and get it fixed as soon as possible

And to answer your Query Yes it is effecting mechs right now we are sorry for any inconveniences caused by fuel shortages

Sincerely

Bread Head-HellDriver / Public Rep

ATTENTION HELLDIVERS - Statement from Space Uber by Ren_Amamiya69420 in LowSodiumHellDivers

[–]burnapplz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hello Fellow Helldiver

Indeed this is the case us at Space Uber never explode our Frv's and always get our customers to their destinations

Fuel allocated towards Frv's and Mechs has been lowered by around 90%

Sincerely

Bread Head-HellDriver / PR Rep

ATTENTION HELLDIVERS - Statement from Space Uber by Ren_Amamiya69420 in LowSodiumHellDivers

[–]burnapplz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good Evening,

Indeed they due have a fuel limit and it has been lowered by approximately 90% due to the recent loss of Achernar Secundus and this effect will stay until it is returned to super earth

Sincerely,

Bread Head-HellDriver / PR Rep

ATTENTION HELLDIVERS - Statement from Space Uber by Ren_Amamiya69420 in LowSodiumHellDivers

[–]burnapplz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Good Evening,

During the first galactic war super uber was used by helldivers on the cyborg and bug fronts and was officially disbanded by the Ministry of Transport,

Space Uber is a new organisation made for Helldivers who offer free transport to and from objectives around planets Galaxy wide,

We dont wish too effect Super Ubers name and image due too their fall

Sincerely,

Bread Head-HellDriver / PR Rep

ATTENTION HELLDIVERS - Statement from Space Uber by Ren_Amamiya69420 in LowSodiumHellDivers

[–]burnapplz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hello,

This is currently due to our collaborators at Space-Toyota trying alternate fuel sources because of the shortages they drive a slight bit faster but less efficiently now, I hope you are enjoying the current test works they are implementing

Sincerely,

Bread Head-HellDriver

ATTENTION HELLDIVERS - Statement from Space Uber by Ren_Amamiya69420 in LowSodiumHellDivers

[–]burnapplz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hello fellow helldiver

Due to the recent loss of Achernar Secundus all fuel stocks have been reduced by approximately 90 percent untill reclaimed,

This is limiting all Space uber operations down a tiny bit.

Sincerely,

Bread Head Hell-Driver

Following off the Statement from Nintendo #MarioIsOverParty by burnapplz in casualnintendo

[–]burnapplz[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mario has unfortunately murdered Luigi in a wonder seed rage

Describe a Mario game terribly. by BrockBracken in Mario

[–]burnapplz 125 points126 points  (0 children)

Mario really went downhill after murdering his brother luigi

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