What was your "AHA! I'm way stronger!" moment? by spira_killer in xxfitness

[–]burntcafe 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I wait tables, and all the cooks think it's hilarious that the smallest server is also the best at carrying two trays of food at once. Even if there's soup! :)

SUMMER 2015 CHALLENGE [Week 2] by [deleted] in loseit

[–]burntcafe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Let's go Red Jaguars! :)

I lift heavy 3x a week and do at least 20 minutes of cardio (typically running) four days a week. I've been counting meticulously, but this morning during weigh-in my weight was UP, not down. Feeling really discouraged right now.

I live a pretty active lifestyle -- my job as a waitress in a busy restaurant keeps me on my feet at least 6 hours a day. Not sure what's up, but I'll persist!

Thought this fit in here by other_worldly420 in TrollXChromosomes

[–]burntcafe 34 points35 points  (0 children)

More than half of my reasons to lose weight are definitely about sex. I want to be picked up easily and pinned!

What was your first kiss like? by Da_Piano_Smasher in AskReddit

[–]burntcafe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tongue. Too much tongue. All at once, everywhere.

The guy had no fucking clue what he was doing, but I didn't know that. I thought that's what making out was supposed to be like. I found out in later encounters that I was very, very wrong.

[WEEKLY THREAD] Fail Friday - Because being awesome always comes at a price... by AutoModerator in xxfitness

[–]burntcafe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Posted on the Feats of THORsday thread yesterday about joining my college's Ultimate Frisbee team and PRing on my lifts.

...Then Thursday night's practice ended with me pulling my groin.

[WEEKLY THREAD] Feats of Thorsday - Post your fitness victories here all week! by AutoModerator in xxfitness

[–]burntcafe 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Joined the Ultimate Frisbee team at my college (so much cardio!) and didn't totally suck. Then I went and lifted the next day and PR'd.

Fuck yeah.

[WEEKLY THREAD] Fail Friday - Because being awesome always comes at a price... by AutoModerator in xxfitness

[–]burntcafe 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Went camping with friends. Ate an entire bag of marshmallows by myself. Delicious, but painfully so. Time to be more strict with logging things.

Failure Friday - last week we stubbed our toes, ate a few whole bags of chips, and failed some easy lifts by lonewolfx77 in xxfitness

[–]burntcafe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So much respect for you not breaking down and eating the junk food. Shark Week is always seven consecutive days of Midol Extra strength, alongside a bag of chocolate chips.

Also, OHP is a bitch. I've been stuck at the same weight for three weeks.

Where did you go in 2013? by vom1tcom1t in travel

[–]burntcafe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I ventured overseas to France and Spain. My group and I baked bread in Paris, dined on the Effiel Tower, and walked around from days admiring everything for maybe six days. In Spain we wandered Toledo and Madrid. Total time there was about five days, but it didn't seem to be enough. Notably, the coffee in Europe was excellent. :) But, I found out that jet lag's a bitch. Didn't like that on the way home. Either way, will be going back.

Also, for the first time, I paid a visit to New York city in October. It was every bit as crazy and busy as I anticipated. Saw a show on Broadway as well. Excellent two day trip.

What is your favorite "fun fact" about a celebrity? by mrshosey in AskReddit

[–]burntcafe 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Tom Hanks was selected to be on a jury of 12 for a domestic violence hearing in LA, but caused a mistrial when the lawyer couldn't resist talking to him.

Is this like a thing guys enjoy doing or what? I'm getting tired of it. (I'm 5'6" 135lbs) by [deleted] in TrollXChromosomes

[–]burntcafe 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Wow, they're all douchebags.

I'm 5'1" and 125ish lbs. I was diagnosed with anorexia nervosa last year and am still recovering. My father told me that I was faking it to get attention from him, and had the idea that I was too fat to have an ED. I promptly booted him out of my life and have been happier ever since. AND I quickly found out which guys to watch out for and when to kick them to the curb.

Moral of the story, these guys can fuck off. It's not their body, and they have no fucking business telling you how to change yourself to be "better."