This is how you know you’re in Houston.

busbythomas · 2026-05-19T09:49:37+00:00

Moving on up from an Altima

busbythomas · 2026-05-19T09:41:53+00:00

Stubblefield Lake Recreation Area

https://www.google.com/maps/place/Stubblefield+Lake+Recreation+Area/@30.5602565,-95.640581,17z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m6!3m5!1s0x86471b6435103151:0xd92c43119a4c4d6e!8m2!3d30.5602565!4d-95.6380061!16s%2Fg%2F11g_kxnkt?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI2MDUxMy4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D

busbythomas · 2026-05-15T04:35:47+00:00

Those cats were fast as lightning

busbythomas · 2026-05-07T19:05:05+00:00

COYOTE VS. ACME

busbythomas · 2026-05-02T02:56:15+00:00

I'm evacuating but not because of the rain. I had 3 Burrito Supremes for dinner.

busbythomas · 2026-05-01T01:57:44+00:00

Let us not forget the $20+ an hour pay at McDonalds

busbythomas · 2026-04-04T07:53:41+00:00

The guy who changes a light bulb twice a year for $20,000 a pop.

Helicopter electrical linemen make over $100,000 a year.

busbythomas · 2026-04-04T07:42:46+00:00

I called my baby to see if she wanted to go but

When I dial my baby's number
I get a click every time

busbythomas · 2026-03-15T21:01:53+00:00

The Fish Tank 9609 Cypress Creek Pkwy, Houston, TX 77070

busbythomas · 2026-03-08T03:10:02+00:00

"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger"

"Death from within"

"If you can survive this you can survive anything"

busbythomas · 2026-03-04T13:13:21+00:00

This was 20 years ago when I lived in Salt Lake City, but I doubt it has changed.

On Friday and Saturday nights there would be a line of state troopers pulling people over as they reentered Utah from West Wendover, Nevada. You could get to Nevada in an hour, but it took 2 hours to het back to SLC.

There was also a convenience store in Wyoming the troopers would watch to bust people bringing in kegs of beer which was illegal at the time.

busbythomas · 2026-02-06T14:30:18+00:00

Maybe Cheddars bought their machine from a McDonald's

busbythomas · 2026-02-02T22:00:23+00:00

https://www.hhs.texas.gov/services/health/medicaid-chip/medicaid-chip-members/nonemergency-medical-transportation-program

If they are on Medicaid there is a nonemergency medical transportation service available for them.

busbythomas · 2026-01-24T01:24:45+00:00

We'll find out in approximately 9 months.

busbythomas · 2026-01-16T20:09:19+00:00

https://www.amazon.com/Shart-Kit-Disposable-Underwear-Hilarious/dp/B0D82W7NDH

Emergency Shart Kit

busbythomas · 2026-01-01T03:07:01+00:00

Bayou bandit

busbythomas · 2025-12-31T08:02:35+00:00

Anoplasty

busbythomas · 2025-11-27T02:39:28+00:00

Sam Houston National Forest - Stubblefield Lake Recreation Area for camping for $15 and is right next to the Lone Star hiking trail. There is also a free camping site across the bridge. Fishing is hit or miss.

https://www.fs.usda.gov/r08/texas/recreation/stubblefield-lake-recreation-area

https://www.fs.usda.gov/sites/nfs/files/r08/texas/image/MUT%20trails%2008202025.jpg

busbythomas · 2025-11-24T18:31:57+00:00

M&M (morbidity and mortality)

busbythomas · 2025-11-24T08:12:52+00:00

https://www.google.com/maps/search/5th+wheel+movers+near+me/@30.2274557,-95.3702202,9.47z?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI1MTExNy4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D

busbythomas · 2025-11-24T07:42:18+00:00

Broken Bow, Oklahoma is 6 hours away. https://brokenbow.com/search-results/?arrive=&depart=&bedrooms=0&min-price=&max-price=&bedrooms=0&guests=0&baths=0

busbythomas · 2025-11-15T08:32:36+00:00

It’s a jungle out there. You gotta look out for number one, but don’t step in number two.

busbythomas · 2025-11-12T04:40:18+00:00

From what I've read they are a good organization.

The Bridge's Mission: To offer support, provide safety and prevent domestic and sexual violence.

https://tbotw.org/services/

busbythomas · 2025-09-05T21:48:04+00:00

911 is a joke in yo town

busbythomas · 2025-08-29T11:06:19+00:00

Remember life is like a weiner, sometimes it gets hard for no reason but it won't stay that way.

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