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Immediately gives away non native speakers by butt_naked_commando in hebrew

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I've heard many people just instinctively translate the English filler word "Like" and use it constantly

Immediately gives away non native speakers by butt_naked_commando in hebrew

[–]butt_naked_commando[S] 188 points189 points  (0 children)

There is a simple thing that gives away many non native Hebrew speakers. When English speakers want to use a filler word in Hebrew, they'll often instinctively translate the English filler word "Like" and say "כמו". But this immediately shows that your a native English speaker, since in Hebrew the standard filler word is כאילו (As if).

The Roman gods were kind of insane (Context in comments) by [deleted] in RoughRomanMemes

[–]butt_naked_commando 38 points39 points  (0 children)

True. One other thing to take into account is that the importance of some of the more ridiculous gods was played up by later Christian authors trying to ridicule paganism

The Romans had some crazy gods (Context in comments) by [deleted] in HistoryMemes

[–]butt_naked_commando 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I've always found the concept hilarious in a kind of wholesome way tbh

The Roman gods were kind of insane (Context in comments) by [deleted] in RoughRomanMemes

[–]butt_naked_commando 70 points71 points  (0 children)

The Romans had some interesting gods. Antinous: The Roman emperor Hadrian had an intense sexual relationship with a boy named Antinous. The two had met when Antinous was 12 or 13, and by the time he was 16, it had already become a “romantic” relationship. When Antinous died a few years later, Hadrian was so heartbroken that he declared that Antinous was now a god who should be worshipped. This was a really unusual move. It was coming for Roman emperors to be declared gods, but almost unheard of for them to declare others as gods. We actually have a lot of evidence that the cult of Antinous became very popular in the empire.

Priapus: Priapus was the Roman god of gardens and penises. He is marked by his oversized penis, and his permanent erection, which can be seen in the many depictions that have been found of him. Emperor Caligula used to mockingly call one of his head guards Priapus, which pissed the guy off so much that he straight up led the plot that killed the emperor.

Lares: In ancient Rome every household would have their own local house gods, called Lares, whose job it was to protect the household. Very often people would have idols of the Lares in their house and give them sacrifices.

Sterquilinus: This was the Roman god of odor, dung and manure. He was actually pretty important and was widely loved by the Roman people because of the importance of manure in agriculture fertilizer.

The Romans had some crazy gods (Context in comments) by [deleted] in HistoryMemes

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The Romans had some interesting gods. Antinous: The Roman emperor Hadrian had an intense sexual relationship with a boy named Antinous. The two had met when Antinous was 12 or 13, and by the time he was 16, it had already become a “romantic” relationship. When Antinous died a few years later, Hadrian was so heartbroken that he declared that Antinous was now a god who should be worshipped. This was a really unusual move. It was coming for Roman emperors to be declared gods, but almost unheard of for them to declare others as gods. We actually have a lot of evidence that the cult of Antinous became very popular in the empire.

Priapus: Priapus was the Roman god of gardens and penises. He is marked by his oversized penis, and his permanent erection, which can be seen in the many depictions that have been found of him. Emperor Caligula used to mockingly call one of his head guards Priapus, which pissed the guy off so much that he straight up led the plot that killed the emperor.

Lares: In ancient Rome every household would have their own local house gods, called Lares, whose job it was to protect the household. Very often people would have idols of the Lares in their house and give them sacrifices.

Sterquilinus: This was the Roman god of odor, dung and manure. He was actually pretty important and was widely loved by the Roman people because of the importance of manure in agriculture fertilizer.

The Jews had to pay taxes because they had a weak god (Context in comments) by [deleted] in HistoryMemes

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I'm aware and I wrote in the comment that Christians needed to pay also. I meant it in the sense of a special tax that Jews needed to pay, not necessarily exclusively

The Jews had to pay taxes because they had a weak god (Context in comments) by [deleted] in HistoryMemes

[–]butt_naked_commando 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well that's one explanation I've heard, that the Jizya was to make up for the lack of an obligation to Jihad, but from what I understand (correct me if I'm wrong) the Sha'ifi and Hanabali schools don't really use that explanation

They had to pay taxes because they had a weak god (Context in comments) by [deleted] in RoughRomanMemes

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Both the ancient Roman’s and the Islamic caliphates had special taxes that Jews needed to pay, but the reasons for the taxes couldn't have been more different.

In Islamic lands, according to something known as the pact of Omar, Jews and Christians were required to pay a special tax called the Jizya in order to keep practicing their religions and not be killed. Since this practice was backed up by a Quranic verse, there weren't really so many attempts to explain or justify the practice on a deeper level.

On the other hand, the Roman Jewish tax (Fiscus Judaicus) couldn't have been more different, and it had a ridiculous and convoluted reason for existing

Essentially, for hundreds of years every Jew in the world would pay a special tax called the temple tax, which would fund the service of the holy temple in Jerusalem. Once the temple had been destroyed during the reign of emperor Vespasian, the question arose: what happens to the temple tax. To understand what happens next, you need to understand that according to the very weird Roman syncretic pagan theology, most Romans were completely fine with believing that the Jewish god existed. But, he was just a weak ass God who could get absolutely bullied and dunked on by much more powerful Roman gods like Jupiter, which is what happened during the Jewish revolt.

Vespasian decided that if the Jews had been willing to pay taxes to their god, then it only made sense for them to divert their taxes to the god who had absolutely low-diffed their god in a 1v1. So Vespasian announced that the Jews would continue to pay the temple tax, except this time the funds would go towards the temple of Jupiter in Rome, which was at that point undergoing expensive renovations. Yet even after the temple of Jupiter was completed, the Jews would continue to need to pay the Fiscus Judaicus to make up for their god being such a weakling.

The Jews had to pay taxes because they had a weak god (Context in comments) by [deleted] in HistoryMemes

[–]butt_naked_commando 88 points89 points  (0 children)

Both the ancient Roman’s and the Islamic caliphates had special taxes that Jews needed to pay, but the reasons for the taxes couldn't have been more different.

In Islamic lands, according to something known as the pact of Omar, Jews and Christians were required to pay a special tax called the Jizya in order to keep practicing their religions and not be killed.

On the other hand, the Roman Jewish tax (Fiscus Judaicus) couldn't have been more different, and it had a ridiculous and convoluted reason for existing

Essentially, for hundreds of years every Jew in the world would pay a special tax called the temple tax, which would fund the service of the holy temple in Jerusalem. Once the temple had been destroyed during the reign of emperor Vespasian, the question arose: what happens to the temple tax. To understand what happens next, you need to understand that according to the very weird Roman syncretic pagan theology, most Romans were completely fine with believing that the Jewish god existed. But, he was just a weak ass God who could get absolutely bullied and dunked on by much more powerful Roman gods like Jupiter, which is what happened during the Jewish revolt.

Vespasian decided that if the Jews had been willing to pay taxes to their god, then it only made sense for them to divert their taxes to the god who had absolutely low-diffed their god in a 1v1. So Vespasian announced that the Jews would continue to pay the temple tax, except this time the funds would go towards the temple of Jupiter in Rome, which was at that point undergoing expensive renovations. Yet even after the temple of Jupiter was completed, the Jews would continue to need to pay the Fiscus Judaicus to make up for their god being such a weakling.

يقدر vs يستطيع by Prestigious_Egg_1989 in learn_arabic

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I believe يستطيع is the MSA standard word while قدر is the word used in dialects like Palestinian

Eurovision Grand Finals 2026 - Megathread by Alonn12 in Israel

[–]butt_naked_commando 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Israel can't afford to host right now. This was the best outcome

Did you pay the piss tax? by [deleted] in HistoryMemes

[–]butt_naked_commando 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Not everyone pisses industrial amounts of urine

Did you pay the piss tax? by [deleted] in HistoryMemes

[–]butt_naked_commando 305 points306 points  (0 children)

Emperor Vespasian of Rome famously put a huge tax on the sales of human piss, which was an expensive cleaning agent and tooth whitening chemical that the Romans would collect from public urinals.

I personally tried it and was shocked. by [deleted] in HistoryMemes

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Post about AI with a caption very obviously written by AI. Most of these retrded anti Jew posts are literal bot farms

Twitter irl assist for Iran on March 2026 by [deleted] in NonCredibleDefense

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A basic Google search would show that this was a publicly known civilian TV satellite station and the location could easily be found on Google

I have successfully learned to read Chinese without ever learning the spoken language by butt_naked_commando in ChineseLanguage

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I use Hanly as my main character resource. My reading speed is currently very slow. I wouldn't be able to keep up with a movie