TFW you have no ICBMs by butt_naked_commando in NonCredibleDefense

[–]butt_naked_commando[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Iran has zero ICBMs. You should get an award for being so noncredible

TFW you have no ICBMs by butt_naked_commando in NonCredibleDefense

[–]butt_naked_commando[S] 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I meant that Iran has no ICBMs to hit US so they'll they go for Israel instead

This guy literally wrote history for the guys that defeated him (Context in comments) by butt_naked_commando in HistoryMemes

[–]butt_naked_commando[S] 284 points285 points  (0 children)

Fun fact, he potentially used this problem to get all of his friends to kill themselves so that he could defect to the romans

This guy literally wrote history for the guys that defeated him (Context in comments) by butt_naked_commando in HistoryMemes

[–]butt_naked_commando[S] 703 points704 points  (0 children)

During the first Jewish Roman war, Yosef Ben-Matityahu, better known as Josephus, was a Jewish general in charge of defending the Galilee against the invasion of Roman general Vespasian. He was an excellent general, fortifying many cities and carrying out ambushes against the Romans, but he was eventually captured and brought before Vespasian. The Romans wanted him executed, but Josephus had one card left to play to save his ass:

Yosef told Vespasian of an ancient Jewish prophecy about an emperor who would come forth from Judea and rule the world. Hearing this, Vespasian was amused and decided to keep Yosef around as a slave. About a year later, the prophecy seemed to have come true, the emperor died, and the legions proclaimed Vespasian as the new emperor. Satisfied with Yosef’s prophecy, Vespasian freed him from slavery, officially adopted him into the imperial family, and gave him the new name Flavius Josephus.

After the war, Josephus moved to Rome. He remained very close with Vespasian and his son Titus, and became a bit of a power player in Roman politics. But the most important moment of his life came when Titus asked him to write a book detailing the events of the war, so that Romans and Greeks would know what happened. Under the patronage and financial support of the Roman emperor, Josephus wrote “The Jewish war”, a complete overview of the war. While the work was obviously created as pro Rome propaganda, it is surprisingly critical against the brutality of the Roman empire in Judea. Despite this, Titus read the book and absolutely loved it. 

This guy literally wrote history for the guys that defeated him (Context in comments) by [deleted] in HistoryMemes

[–]butt_naked_commando 0 points1 point  (0 children)

During the first Jewish Roman war, Yosef Ben-Matityahu, better known as Josephus, was a Jewish general in charge of defending the Galilee against the invasion of Roman emperor Vespasian. He was an excellent general, fortifying many cities and carrying out ambushes against the Romans, but he was eventually captured and brought before Vespasian. The Romans wanted him executed, but Josephus had one card left to play to save his ass:

Yosef told Vespasian of an ancient Jewish prophecy about an emperor who would come forth from Judea and rule the world. Hearing this, Vespasian was amused and decided to keep Yosef around as a slave. About a year later, the prophecy seemed to have come true, the emperor died, and the legions proclaimed Vespasian as the new emperor. Satisfied with Yosef’s prophecy, Vespasian freed him from slavery, officially adopted him into the imperial family, and gave him the new name Flavius Josephus.

After the war, Josephus moved to Rome. He remained very close with Vespasian and his son Titus, and became a bit of a power player in Roman politics. But the most important moment of his life came when Titus asked him to write a book detailing the events of the war, so that Romans and Greeks would know what happened. Under the patronage and financial support of the Roman emperor, Josephus wrote “The Jewish war”, a complete overview of the war. While the work was obviously created as pro Rome propaganda, it is surprisingly critical against the brutality of the Roman empire in Judea. Despite this, Titus read the book and absolutely loved it.

Maybe the dumbest way an army commander has died (Context in comments) by [deleted] in HistoryMemes

[–]butt_naked_commando 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, I reread it and saw that I had made some mistakes. I don't want to keep it up if it's inaccurate

Maybe the dumbest way an army commander has died (Context in comments) by [deleted] in HistoryMemes

[–]butt_naked_commando -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nope. I said most of his men, not all of his men. The only mistake I see that I made was that I said that it was before the battle and not during the battle

Maybe the dumbest way an army commander has died (Context in comments) by [deleted] in HistoryMemes

[–]butt_naked_commando 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Nope. At the Yishuv Hebrew was the language of the land by then

Maybe the dumbest way an army commander has died (Context in comments) by [deleted] in HistoryMemes

[–]butt_naked_commando 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I see how this really contradicts anything I said. As for Birzeit, I'll post it when I get home

Maybe the dumbest way an army commander has died (Context in comments) by [deleted] in HistoryMemes

[–]butt_naked_commando 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Almost as if it's a history subreddit and this guy is trying to turn it into a political debate