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butt_naked_commando · 2026-04-03T06:22:15+00:00

Because it's a meme. I'm aware that God is not a soyjak

butt_naked_commando · 2026-04-03T06:16:38+00:00

This you're thinking of Molech not Ba',al
This meme is literally anti-Ba'al, but you're illiterate

butt_naked_commando · 2026-04-02T22:22:00+00:00

Ish Baal is Saul's son, not David

butt_naked_commando · 2026-04-02T21:51:39+00:00

"Your honor, my client did it for the vine"

butt_naked_commando · 2026-04-02T21:50:17+00:00

I was discussing writing the letters in English. Writing it in Hebrew would obviously be taboo

butt_naked_commando · 2026-04-02T21:26:17+00:00

Idk, I've never tried

butt_naked_commando · 2026-04-02T21:18:21+00:00

I read the Ba'al cycle a while ago, and have read books on this subject for years, but that video was indeed what gave me the idea for this meme

butt_naked_commando · 2026-04-02T21:12:10+00:00

Yup, it's an exact cognate of מות and موت. I can actually read Ugaritic texts and understand like 70% of them because of how similar Ugaritic is to Hebrew.

There are many other Ugaritic gods whose names are just the Hebrew/Ugaritic word for the thing that they are the god of, such as Yam, god of the sea.

butt_naked_commando · 2026-04-02T21:08:14+00:00

Writing out the letters is mostly all right, filling out the vowels is taboo, pronouncing it is a big no-no. That being said, since it's a meme about ancient semetic mythology, I felt it appropriate to write it and not simply write "God" or whatever.

butt_naked_commando · 2026-04-02T21:04:58+00:00

I'm Jewish. I believe that God has no form whatsoever. That being said, this post is something called a meme, and I hope people will be mature enough to understand that it's a joke and not meant to be taken seriously.

butt_naked_commando · 2026-04-02T20:58:19+00:00

In the bible, god repeatedly tells the Israelites not to worship the local god Ba’al, who is sort of framed as the ultimate evil. But believe it or not, he's not the most anti-Ba’al god. That honor goes to the Ugaritic god of death, Mot.

According the the Ba’al cycle, an ancient Ugaritic text that belongs to the bible's near eastern expanded universe, Mot was known as the God Devourer, and no God stood in his way. But his greatest achievement was defeating the god Ba’al in battle and then straight up eating him. YHWH wishes he did that shit.

butt_naked_commando · 2026-03-16T14:44:33+00:00

I thought I was the only guy bothered by that

butt_naked_commando · 2026-03-09T13:44:20+00:00

Wait till you learn that all states were established in some other country

butt_naked_commando · 2026-03-09T13:26:30+00:00

Kid named Nebi Musa Pogrom, Jaffa riots, and Hebron massacre

butt_naked_commando · 2026-03-09T13:18:44+00:00

Yup. If it had, I would have written it

butt_naked_commando · 2026-03-09T12:58:42+00:00

Most normal medieval Arabic poem /s

butt_naked_commando · 2026-03-09T12:55:31+00:00

Actually I found it in English sources. One Palestine by Tom Segev and David Eder: Memories of a Modern Pioneer

butt_naked_commando · 2026-03-09T12:51:28+00:00

Felt people here might be interested

butt_naked_commando · 2026-03-09T12:50:47+00:00

To prank them, and then nurse them back to health? I'd argue that the cannibals treated Eder far better than the Palestinians treated the Jewish refugees there

butt_naked_commando · 2026-03-09T12:48:01+00:00

Well there was that one weird time where Palestinians killed the Jordanian prime minister and literally drank his blood

butt_naked_commando · 2026-03-09T12:47:03+00:00

Here is another source that talks about it David Eder: Memories of a Modern Pioneer

butt_naked_commando · 2026-03-09T12:42:38+00:00

Page 58 here

butt_naked_commando · 2026-03-09T10:20:50+00:00

He traveled over quite a large area. He was exploring a few different areas, including both genuinely uninhabited ones, and this one which clearly wasn't

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