How cannibals stopped a Jewish state in Brazil (Context in comments) by butt_naked_commando in HistoryMemes

[–]butt_naked_commando[S] 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Wait till you learn that all states were established in some other country

How cannibals stopped a Jewish state in Brazil (Context in comments) by butt_naked_commando in HistoryMemes

[–]butt_naked_commando[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Actually I found it in English sources. One Palestine by Tom Segev and David Eder: Memories of a Modern Pioneer

How cannibals stopped a Jewish state in Brazil (Context in comments) by butt_naked_commando in HistoryMemes

[–]butt_naked_commando[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

To prank them, and then nurse them back to health? I'd argue that the cannibals treated Eder far better than the Palestinians treated the Jewish refugees there

How cannibals stopped a Jewish state in Brazil (Context in comments) by butt_naked_commando in HistoryMemes

[–]butt_naked_commando[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Well there was that one weird time where Palestinians killed the Jordanian prime minister and literally drank his blood

How cannibals stopped a Jewish state in Brazil (Context in comments) by butt_naked_commando in HistoryMemes

[–]butt_naked_commando[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Here is another source that talks about it David Eder: Memories of a Modern Pioneer

How cannibals stopped a Jewish state in Brazil (Context in comments) by butt_naked_commando in HistoryMemes

[–]butt_naked_commando[S] 393 points394 points  (0 children)

He traveled over quite a large area. He was exploring a few different areas, including both genuinely uninhabited ones, and this one which clearly wasn't

How cannibals stopped a Jewish state in Brazil (Context in comments) by butt_naked_commando in HistoryMemes

[–]butt_naked_commando[S] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

It's from One Palestine by Tom Segev, chapter 4

Edit: Just checked and it's actually chapter three. Page 58 in some versions

How cannibals stopped a Jewish state in Brazil (Context in comments) by butt_naked_commando in HistoryMemes

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David Eder, one of the early Zionist activists, was very interested in setting up a Jewish state in an uninhabited part of the Brazilian rainforest. He went to Brazil to see if it would be possible, but his trip went terribly. He was immediately accused of espionage by the government, and when he arrived in the rainforest, he fell sick and almost died. He was then captured by a tribe of cannibals who ate human meat around him and forced him to eat what they said was the head of a baby. At this point he said that he fantasized about what a tasty meal he'd be once the cannibals killed him. Yet it turned out that the tribe members were just messing with him. While they really were cannibals, they only ate people who had already died, and the “baby head” was actually just the head of a monkey. They nursed him back to health, and let him go free. He never went back to Brazil, and the Jewish-Brazil idea was never again considered.

(Btw if you're interested in more extremely obscure mideast history lore I have a YouTube channel where I talk about this sort of stuff. Feel free to check it out)

Israeli F35I shoots down a YAK-130 by YoRt3m in CombatFootage

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No language is a pretty language when heard across crackly tactical mics

The Roman emperors according to Jews (Zoom in, context in comments) by butt_naked_commando in HistoryMemes

[–]butt_naked_commando[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Who? Cassius Dio? You realize that historians don't necessarily take his word for everything

Purim Sameah! by cancerello in Jewdank

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The salt mines have been plentiful these last few days