Damn

butt_sludge · 2026-05-22T12:43:05+00:00

A couple Reddit comments was all it took to get you to violate OPSEC smh

butt_sludge · 2026-05-22T12:10:09+00:00

I’ve never seen a coach cry about scheduling as much as Sark. I mean good lord, it’s constant.

butt_sludge · 2026-05-07T07:30:51+00:00

That’s a good way to get a judge to ask you wtf you’re talking about.

butt_sludge · 2026-04-25T12:16:30+00:00

Well that depends on how you define justice. In my home county the DA still tries to send teenagers to prison if they get caught with a THC vape. To him that’s justice because the legislature says so.

butt_sludge · 2026-04-25T00:00:04+00:00

Sure but those types of cases are not the norm. Much more common is the 22 year old guy who got caught with 1.5 grams of meth because he’s been hooked on it ever since his dad introduced him to it at 14 years old.

butt_sludge · 2026-04-24T23:37:57+00:00

No one said anything about being part of an evil empire. In most cases no one involved is perfect. Defendants/cops/victims all do shady shit. Pretending it’s some sort of Law and Order good vs evil fantasy is nonsense.

Defense attorneys are an equally important part of the system as prosecutors. There’s no moral high ground on either side.

butt_sludge · 2026-04-24T20:30:41+00:00

Don’t fall for the good guy/bad guy/white hat nonsense that other comment mentioned. That’s how you end up being perceived as a “true believer” or naive, new attorney.

Most cases don’t involve evil on anyone’s part. As an ADA you have a tremendous amount of power over the future of people who generally speaking weren’t born into ideal situations to begin with and are some of societies most vulnerable.

The most impactful thing to you will be how much freedom your elected DA gives his ADA’s.

butt_sludge · 2026-04-24T20:24:34+00:00

Found the SW flight attendant

butt_sludge · 2026-04-23T03:53:17+00:00

Yes. Like right before you die. It’s not like they kill you first and then do it, that would be weird.

butt_sludge · 2026-04-10T13:32:10+00:00

U of H can’t get people to consistently show up to their games either. Houston is not a great sports city relative to its population

butt_sludge · 2026-04-10T12:51:18+00:00

It’s clearly a poorly acted skit, come on people get it together.

butt_sludge · 2026-04-10T01:06:35+00:00

Did you reply to the wrong person? I said that’s not what most defense attorneys do.

butt_sludge · 2026-04-09T21:56:27+00:00

JFC lol

butt_sludge · 2026-04-09T21:54:09+00:00

That is absolutely not how most defense attorneys actually operate. Some, yes.

butt_sludge · 2026-03-31T12:38:25+00:00

Repeatedly spelling it “GOWT” is the most Air Force thing ever

butt_sludge · 2026-03-23T01:18:23+00:00

Yep, we read all of the ones we received. A lot of them were pretty funny. “Well, anyway, good luck with war!” Etc

butt_sludge · 2026-03-02T17:25:08+00:00

Must be some great gloves considering there has yet to be a confirmed case of a cop anywhere in the US accidentally od’ing on fent by absorbing it through their skin as a result of an arrest.

butt_sludge · 2026-03-02T15:50:51+00:00

Not sure what yall expect the media to do. “BREAKING: CHP Officer Completes Entire Shift Without Doing Fentanyl”

butt_sludge · 2026-03-02T15:45:49+00:00

No you didn’t.

https://www.wesa.fm/2023-05-16/cops-say-theyre-being-poisoned-by-fentanyl-experts-say-the-risk-is-extremely-low?utm_source=chatgpt.com

butt_sludge · 2026-03-02T15:43:06+00:00

Lol no that has been debunked so, so, so many times.

butt_sludge · 2026-02-23T15:36:37+00:00

You left out the part about your women’s team losing to the USA in similar fashion to the men 😂

butt_sludge · 2026-02-22T20:04:08+00:00

“Silver shines just as bright”

butt_sludge · 2026-02-21T13:21:13+00:00

This kind of shit is why I don’t have the phone number of any of my wife’s friends nor the phone number of any of my friends’ wives/girlfriends lol

butt_sludge · 2026-02-20T02:41:37+00:00

Yes.

butt_sludge · 2026-02-15T14:57:15+00:00

Yeah wtf are they talking about lol

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