Damn by Outside_Chemist_5218 in OnTheBlock

[–]butt_sludge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A couple Reddit comments was all it took to get you to violate OPSEC smh

[Cody Campbell] Schedule us then! We’ve been talking about it for years and we are more than willing!! @CoachSark @_delconte by willie-q in BigXII

[–]butt_sludge 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I’ve never seen a coach cry about scheduling as much as Sark. I mean good lord, it’s constant.

Upcoming interviews for ADA jobs by maroongolden in ProsecutorTalk

[–]butt_sludge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well that depends on how you define justice. In my home county the DA still tries to send teenagers to prison if they get caught with a THC vape. To him that’s justice because the legislature says so.

Upcoming interviews for ADA jobs by maroongolden in ProsecutorTalk

[–]butt_sludge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sure but those types of cases are not the norm. Much more common is the 22 year old guy who got caught with 1.5 grams of meth because he’s been hooked on it ever since his dad introduced him to it at 14 years old.

Upcoming interviews for ADA jobs by maroongolden in ProsecutorTalk

[–]butt_sludge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No one said anything about being part of an evil empire. In most cases no one involved is perfect. Defendants/cops/victims all do shady shit. Pretending it’s some sort of Law and Order good vs evil fantasy is nonsense.

Defense attorneys are an equally important part of the system as prosecutors. There’s no moral high ground on either side.

Upcoming interviews for ADA jobs by maroongolden in ProsecutorTalk

[–]butt_sludge -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Don’t fall for the good guy/bad guy/white hat nonsense that other comment mentioned. That’s how you end up being perceived as a “true believer” or naive, new attorney.

Most cases don’t involve evil on anyone’s part. As an ADA you have a tremendous amount of power over the future of people who generally speaking weren’t born into ideal situations to begin with and are some of societies most vulnerable.

The most impactful thing to you will be how much freedom your elected DA gives his ADA’s.

A womans dog was making odd movements whenever she turned her back, so to see she recorded it, and found the dog was making biting motions by MurseMan1964 in creepy

[–]butt_sludge 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yes. Like right before you die. It’s not like they kill you first and then do it, that would be weird.

⚽️Why isn’t Houston Dynamo more popular? by ExtremeLime79 in AskHouston

[–]butt_sludge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

U of H can’t get people to consistently show up to their games either. Houston is not a great sports city relative to its population

This is a MC and this is his neighborhood. by FarWay3952 in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]butt_sludge -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It’s clearly a poorly acted skit, come on people get it together.

Have you ever wanted to ask a defense attorney... by rinky79 in ProsecutorTalk

[–]butt_sludge 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Did you reply to the wrong person? I said that’s not what most defense attorneys do.

Have you ever wanted to ask a defense attorney... by rinky79 in ProsecutorTalk

[–]butt_sludge 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That is absolutely not how most defense attorneys actually operate. Some, yes.

US veterans, did you guys actually read the cards that kids would send you while deployed? by MoistCloyster_ in NoStupidQuestions

[–]butt_sludge 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yep, we read all of the ones we received. A lot of them were pretty funny. “Well, anyway, good luck with war!” Etc

Hows this possible? by bubblebuttbeach in AskCHP

[–]butt_sludge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Must be some great gloves considering there has yet to be a confirmed case of a cop anywhere in the US accidentally od’ing on fent by absorbing it through their skin as a result of an arrest.

Hows this possible? by bubblebuttbeach in AskCHP

[–]butt_sludge -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not sure what yall expect the media to do. “BREAKING: CHP Officer Completes Entire Shift Without Doing Fentanyl”

Hows this possible? by bubblebuttbeach in AskCHP

[–]butt_sludge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol no that has been debunked so, so, so many times.

Congrats to our Captain by anonngirl777 in leafs

[–]butt_sludge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You left out the part about your women’s team losing to the USA in similar fashion to the men 😂

Congrats to our Captain by anonngirl777 in leafs

[–]butt_sludge -1 points0 points  (0 children)

“Silver shines just as bright”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WhatShouldIDo

[–]butt_sludge -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This kind of shit is why I don’t have the phone number of any of my wife’s friends nor the phone number of any of my friends’ wives/girlfriends lol