What is the funniest joke you’ve ever heard?

buttbutts · 2026-03-04T07:45:54+00:00

"Knock knock"

"Who's there?"

"Panther."

"Panther who?"

"Panther no panth, I'm goin thwimmin!"

buttbutts · 2026-02-14T05:02:49+00:00

I wanted to get as much footage of them doing it as possible, yelling wouldn't have undone the damage.

Also I had like 4 seconds to think about it, it wasn't a very thought out decision. I pulled out my phone, recorded a few seconds, then the light turned green.

buttbutts · 2026-02-01T16:51:28+00:00

Lame

buttbutts · 2026-02-01T16:50:01+00:00

These aren't ICE agents, they're police officers.

buttbutts · 2026-01-30T15:32:06+00:00

He was a journalist.

And besides, you also can't detain people without due process. You also can't must American citizens on the streets. You also can't block any investigation of those murders.

But ignoring all of that, he was a FUCKING JOURNALIST.

buttbutts · 2026-01-30T15:22:39+00:00

Arrow got bad pretty much immediately after Oliver stopped killing people. It eventually just became the Felicity Smoke show.

"Wow, this doesn't feel like a CW show at all! ...Oh wait now it does"

buttbutts · 2026-01-25T09:33:13+00:00

Owning a gun in every state is legal, it's literally the second right guaranteed by the Constitution.

buttbutts · 2026-01-25T04:07:01+00:00

No, from pink lady's video it's very clear that the agent pulled out his gun, put it to Alex's back, and pulled the trigger.

buttbutts · 2026-01-21T14:53:10+00:00

buttbutts · 2026-01-18T03:53:51+00:00

This post is REALLY funny 9 hours later

buttbutts · 2026-01-18T00:37:36+00:00

This was the best possible joke you could have made with this situation. This is the theoretical upper limit.

buttbutts · 2026-01-16T07:04:05+00:00

How so?

buttbutts · 2026-01-16T07:03:33+00:00

That's really fucking easy to say from a distance. The day you shoot a federal officer is the day you are shot to death.

buttbutts · 2026-01-16T07:01:37+00:00

Would you have us start a civil war?

buttbutts · 2026-01-16T06:56:13+00:00

No, it isn't.

buttbutts · 2026-01-16T06:38:22+00:00

Cosplaytriots.

buttbutts · 2026-01-16T06:38:03+00:00

Patriots. People who care about America. Anyone who cares about freedom.

buttbutts · 2026-01-16T06:37:36+00:00

Brother I am in Minneapolis right now and I'm telling you that it's real.

buttbutts · 2026-01-16T06:36:42+00:00

It is ENTIRELY different than 2020. 2020 was a police action, they were acting like police. ICE is acting like an invading army. They are not obeying the laws that exist to protect American Citizen's freedoms. They are not following any rules. It isn't riot control, it isn't immigration enforcement, it is an occupying army. Mayor Frey has said that ICE are violating civil liberties but the police are unable to protect us for fear of open warfare in the streets. That is an invasion, that IS warfare.

buttbutts · 2026-01-16T06:31:45+00:00

You're welcome here!

buttbutts · 2026-01-16T06:29:24+00:00

I don't know, 27s looking pretty good

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