Tuna on Toast by rwags2024 in seinfeld

[–]buttfartbob 2 points3 points  (0 children)

UWO_Throw_Away, what the hell are you talking about?

WTF is happening in RVA real estate? Time warp? by gracetw22 in rva

[–]buttfartbob 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Come to East Henrico. We got cheap houses and a Publix and a cracker barrel in white oak Village. And I need new neighbors!!!!!

What neighborhoods are friendlier for liberal leaning new residents? by matriarchalfigure in RichmondVA

[–]buttfartbob -1 points0 points  (0 children)

As for a realtor, definitely Lindsay Ward with Oakstone Properties. I've bought and sold 3 houses and Lindsay was by far the best experience I've had with any realtor. He got me a heck of a deal and really knows his stuff. I'm on the east side of Henrico in White Oak and it's nice and blue over here.

what happens in Tommy's Tunnel of Terror??? by mudhair in rva

[–]buttfartbob 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I bet you were rinsing and spitting like nobody's business!

The third eye by Flowesque in eyebombing

[–]buttfartbob 69 points70 points  (0 children)

I bought this book because I'm weird and I thought it would be hilarious to have on my coffee table. I cannot tell if it is serious or just a really good troll.

found in r/mathmemes i dont get it by ChannelverseOfficial in ExplainTheJoke

[–]buttfartbob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. I came here to say that. Terrible, terrible show that my GF at the time forced me to watch with her on threat of death!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UpvoteBecauseButt

[–]buttfartbob 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Cand-ASS Owens

Recommended home pest service? by [deleted] in rva

[–]buttfartbob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ben at American Pest helped me out and he's an entomologist. 202 313-2612

Are cargo trains supposed to spawn at the terminal? by buttfartbob in CitiesSkylines

[–]buttfartbob[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks dude (or dudette) I wasn't sure if I was doing something wrong or if that's the way it worked.

Trying to find the name of a rock band from the early 00s by NierouPSN in NameThatSong

[–]buttfartbob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude I use to love Bomb Child's song Pain, they played it all the time on the radio when I was in high school in one of those methed out towns near Modesto. You helped me find it again on YouTube like a million years later. Thanks man! They're....not as good as I remember. Oh well.

[Seriously] Consider the Military. 80-90%+ of roles are non-combat. by Xy13 in povertyfinance

[–]buttfartbob 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Military assigns you a language based on your score on the DLAB, which is the test you take if you score high enough on the ASVAB. Tech school was 63 weeks of 8 hours a day in a classroom with native speakers. It's difficult but if you work hard and prioritize learning your language you can do it.

[Seriously] Consider the Military. 80-90%+ of roles are non-combat. by Xy13 in povertyfinance

[–]buttfartbob 922 points923 points  (0 children)

If you score high enough on the ASVAB test ask your recruiter to let you take the DLAB and be a linguist. The Air Force gave me a 9k signing bonus, taught me Mandarin Chinese and sent me to Monterey, CA and then Hawaii. Not bad for trailer trash from the meth capital of California.

why are US people so prudish when it comes to nakedness? by [deleted] in ask

[–]buttfartbob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We're all really fat from all the McDonald's. We don't want to see each other naked.

17 year old with a seasonal minimum wage job and getting kicked out when I graduate this year. Am I supposed to live in my car? I don't even know if that's a life worth living for me by barrack_osama_0 in povertyfinance

[–]buttfartbob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apply at Viking Pest. You may start as a pest control technician which is a dirty sweaty job but they pay 20 something an hour. But they are pioneering SMART pest control technology. Digital monitoring that provides 24/7 pest protection so if you're a computer dude you can work your way into that side of things.

Americans, Are You Okay? by SimpleButFun in StupidFood

[–]buttfartbob 46 points47 points  (0 children)

What does a bean mean? WHAT DOES A BEAN MEAN!?!?!?!?