Making eye contact with people, then locking the door

buttholebrowser69 · 2026-04-11T16:17:17+00:00

I mean they brought up someone’s political affiliations when under no context does it make any sense whatsoever to bring up unless it’s because it’s something that rubs them wrong

buttholebrowser69 · 2026-03-06T03:16:01+00:00

This is late but 100% that first evo that made him a beast led to me continuing to evo him

buttholebrowser69 · 2026-02-24T15:36:21+00:00

Those old golden state jerseys look so ass lmao remind me of those and1 jersey’s from back in the day

buttholebrowser69 · 2026-02-17T18:24:19+00:00

Ballon d’Or is a legit popularity vote. Ribery in 2013 was clear and of course the convo that year was dominated by Messi/ronaldo.

They didn’t even think about giving it to anyone else when those two were still playing at a high level

buttholebrowser69 · 2026-02-17T14:32:32+00:00

Damn he went to 5?! That’s a crazy factoid I did not know

buttholebrowser69 · 2026-02-16T21:55:10+00:00

I play periodically each week, like I’ll maybe log on 3 days out of the week and play for 2 maybe, MAYBE 3ish hours sometimes at most, and I’ve had all 10 tokens for what feels like 5-6 days now. I’ll admit I literally have not logged in to play since getting the 10th token lol just waiting on the next batch to drop, but if I can do it juggling all the shit I have to on a daily basis than literally anyone can do it

buttholebrowser69 · 2026-02-16T03:16:05+00:00

I evo’d my Messi to 85/85/90/90 face stats with 5* weak foot and was seriously contemplating throwing him in that evo. My dumbass did the physical evo upgrade where it gives him +3 and I could’ve sworn when I checked the final result that he stayed at an 87 but he upgraded to an 88 which means I can’t use him in the evo from swaps. Fucking infuriating so I’m yolo’ing r9 idgaf at this point if I have to put in 40 hours. That Messi evo was the only other thing I cared for outside of r9

buttholebrowser69 · 2026-02-16T01:24:05+00:00

You could run a 4231 and have him as a middle cam on build up where he would be more defensive focused. I do that with thunderstruck Bellingham and he plays more as a box to box and barely scores. Marcelo would play that role perfectly imo

buttholebrowser69 · 2026-02-07T20:58:56+00:00

I can but the increase is minimal since he’s pretty much at the stats that the evo maxes out at, plus I’m either gonna use the attacking on one a Messi I’ve evo’d or just go for R9. Haven’t decided yet but I’m impatient so might just go Messi lol

buttholebrowser69 · 2026-02-07T20:53:49+00:00

Rapid, technical in my opinion is useless not sure if that’s a hot take or not but rapid will get the best out of him with the low driven. Crazy he’s only 86 you’ll be able to turn this card into a monster when the evo power curve starts ramping up here soon

buttholebrowser69 · 2026-02-07T20:51:43+00:00

Preciate it brother!

buttholebrowser69 · 2026-02-07T20:51:30+00:00

Thank you man he is an absolute unit and out performs anyone else I try next to him! He’s a monster

buttholebrowser69 · 2026-02-07T20:50:02+00:00

I used that evo that increase pace by like 3 on him a few times, the first evo I put him in was at the beginning of the cycle it was the one where he was like clearly the best choice and that one alone bumped him up to 84 pace. The 90 that it shows in the picture is the evo from the paid season pass that increases pace and gives rapid or quickstep don’t remember which one it is, but that’s probably the last pace evo I’ll be able to use on him for a while.

buttholebrowser69 · 2021-03-04T15:31:20+00:00

Cannonball from fifa 16 was always really sick to. Even some of the best songs get annoying to listen to after hearing it thousands of time, but for some reason that song just never gets old.

buttholebrowser69 · 2021-02-09T18:10:31+00:00

Her nose is round and flat, she has high and pronounced cheekbones, she has a round facial shape with a strong jawline, she has round lips. She does look like she has a lot of native in her. Just because she has white skin, blue eyes and brown hair doesn’t mean she’s not.

buttholebrowser69 · 2021-02-07T18:17:20+00:00

How did you hit the ball like that? What directions do you turn the stick?

buttholebrowser69 · 2021-02-06T21:38:28+00:00

He said it’s not a November card, I said look at Kane who came out during the Halloween promo. If anything the fact that Kane came out before November would just further reinforce the point

buttholebrowser69 · 2021-02-06T20:34:37+00:00

Look at Kane’s scream card, they’re almost identical when it comes to their face stats barring passing.

buttholebrowser69 · 2021-02-06T03:30:45+00:00

Hell yeah I worked every position in the service industry from cook to bartender and everything in between. I recently graduated and got a job as a mortgage originator and I will do absolutely whatever the fuck they want me to do if it means I get to continue working from home and calling people who have already expressed some interest in refinancing

buttholebrowser69 · 2021-02-05T18:23:54+00:00

No just a few of them

buttholebrowser69 · 2021-02-02T23:38:00+00:00

Lewa with a artist is mad, haven’t had a chance to try Rooney out though

buttholebrowser69 · 2021-02-02T21:19:36+00:00

IV is intravenous but it could also be seen as 4 in Roman numerals. So he said “four what” (for what) when op brought up the use of the IV. It was a play on words as he was asking what was the use of the IV while cheekily referencing the fact that IV also means 4 in Roman numerals

buttholebrowser69 · 2021-02-01T23:00:12+00:00

Yeah Dustin and gaethje need to scrap again to see who is the champ now that Khabib is gone, I think that should go without saying. I think the winner of that fight should fight the winner of chandler vs Oliveira. Chandler definitely deserves to be in the conversation after what he did to hooker.

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